dr. hampton. have you ever gotten stitches? >> i have. a long time ago, though. >> jimmy: when?fence. he jumps it. on the other side is his st. bernard. i went -- the dog is looking at me going, oh, no. no, mother. is he going -- [ growling ] i go jonathan, i don't think this a good idea. he goes, no, just jump on over. i jump over the fence, and the dog charges me, and i go like that, and he jumps on my back, and it's like -- you know, like abbott and costello. like the mummy's hand comes here. well, say something. so i got these two big paws on me, and all i hear is this. [ growling ] and dog breath. i will never forget. i go jonathan -- and he bit into my melon right here and blood is going -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i start swinging at the dog like i'm going to do something against a st. bernard. >> jimmy: we've all seen "beethoven." you can't do it. >> you're toast. so, long story short i got to the hospital. >> jimmy: were you freaking out? >> i wasn't. jonathan's mother was freaking out. she's, like, holding my head going the dog usually very kind. i don't know