dr. oh, he's a doctor? we should talk about women in the trump administration. there is kellyanne conway., she has the perfect last name for what she does. conway. it is like if my name was michelle -- jokes, frizzy hair, small tits. you have to stop putting kellyanne on your show. all she does is lie. if you don't give her a platform , she has nowhere to lie. it's like that old saying, if a tree falls in the woods, how do we get kellyanne under that tree? i'm not suggesting we put her -- not suggesting she gets hurt, i'm just suggesting that she get stuck. incidentally, a tree falling in the woods is a scott pruitt's definition of porn. we all have our kinks. ivanka was supposed to be an advocate for women but it turns out she is about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. she has done nothing to satisfy women. so i guess, like father, like daughter. you don't think he is good in bed? come on. ivanka does cleanup nice, though. she is the diaper genie of the administration. on the outside she looks sleek but the inside is still full of shit. of course we have sarah huckabee sand