peterson. i want him to hear it. yeah, but, sir, really-- i want you to know i don't believe a word of this, tony, but since dr. bellows is making an issue of it, it's my duty to get to the bottom of it. yeah-- i understand, sir, and, uh, there's no point in waiting for mr. millay any longer. i may as well tell you that, uh-- well, this painting-- ah, monsieur millay! ah, you must be dr. bellows. yes. how kind of you to come all this way. as you americans say, ses could not keep me away. [laughs] this is general peterson. how do you do? monsieur. and this is major anthony nelson... monsieur. ...alias, rembrandt. but if this is a joke, i do not understand it. oh, you will, monsieur millay. you will. are you ready to make your confession now, major? oh. well, i-- i may as well, sir. you see, this picture is really a-- it is a fake. a fraud. uh... how you say? uh-- a phony. a-are you trying to tell us that, uh, this is not a genuine rembrandt? that is what i am saying. but i have two experts who say it's genuine. this could have been painted by... by him. ye-- oh, yes. as a matter of fact, it was. doctor. yes, gen