university. [ cheers and applause ] it says, "hey jimmy, how many buffalo wings can you eat in 30 seconds?" i don't know, maybe two. [ laughter ] let's do another one. [ laughter ] this one's from drakeapplause ] "jimmy, i wonder who would win if two nfl players, one offense and one defense had a tricycle drag race?" [ laughter ] let's find out. ladies and gentlemen, here to have an epic indoor tricycle drag race, put your hands together for your very own indianapolis colts offensive lineman jeff saturday and defensive end dwight freeney! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, buddy? [ cheers and applause ] all right. as always -- as always, i'll start the tricycle drag race with my neckerchief. [ laughter ] you guys, you've got to use those -- [ laughter ] his one leg is hanging out. unbelievable, all right. >> no cheating! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: ready? >> come on. >> jimmy: ready? [ cheers and applause ] ready, set, go! [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] dwight freeney got the win! [ cheers and applause ] nice job, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] jeff saturday and dwight freeney, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] man, oh man, those things are broken