dub ba, dub ba, i doubt you're quite that good. >> i assume i can ask you to sing, mr. trump. >> okay, i don't want no big, fat, ugly baby. i want a baby on flink. >> that's really nasty to squash baby's self-confidence like that. >> i have to say, you suck. >> well, that is stupid. that is stupid. >> what is your favorite baby bird sound. >> cheep. >> you say hello to your crusher at summer camp. >> hi, scott. >> you stick up for your friend in fourth grade. >> hey, you can't talk about pie friend. amber makes me presents, and i think he's good at glitter. >> you changed your mind about helping a neighbor locate her missing children. >> i hope you find all your kids. i had planned to help you find them, but they're it's really windy now. >> a lady in texas who realized she parked at the other end of the mall. >> wait, this ain't the way to the car. >> look, bill, it's a penguin. >> you attempt to convince a brazilian bush pilot that it's not safe for him to fly. >> but you have an old plane. look, you have an old plane. >> you interrogate a kiwi bird. >> where are your