[ cheers and applause ] "dude, dude, dude, dude." it is going to be fun. he says, "dude." it's a pretty crazy day today. donald trump held a press conference today to announce whether or not carrie prejean -- you know, miss california? she's the one involved -- who said -- she's the one who said that she believed in opposite marriage -- well, she posed nude for photographs when she was younger. and they got around the web. and now trump has to make a final decision on whether or not she was allowed to keep the crown. let's take a look at the press conference. ♪ >> this is an nbc news breaking report. >> thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming here today. if you could take a seat, mr. trump will be out momentarily. mr. trump is ready. he's ready. mr. trump is ready. ladies and gentlemen, mr. donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. we've all been disturbed in the past weeks -- [ light lauter ] -- by news that miss california did it one time, carrie prejean, diat one time, pose for nude and partially nude photographs. the rules that govern the

i got drunk with that dude. look at that guy. [ laughter ] he's a guy you want to hang out with. but it's a cool phone. i like it. also, if you like to type and type on actual keys, you slide this out of the bottom and you have a qwerty keyboard right there. kind of cool. it's a fun phone. i like it. like, all these programs run at the same time. that's the thing they're selling about this phone i like. the best thing about this phone, i think, is the way that you charge it. it's called a touchstone. you stick this dude down. this is another great invention, this adhesive. you can't knock this thing off. [ light laughter ] but it just sticks to your desk and then you come home. you're like, "hey, what's up?" you drop it on there. bang. it starts charging. that's it. no -- [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah, "ooh, aah." [ laughter ] yeah, i'm not a magician. it's just stuck there. and you don't have to plug it into a little thing. you just drop it on there and then it just charges right up. i like it a lot. so than

i got drunk with that dude.eah, look at that guy. [ laughter ] he's a guy you want to hang out with. but it's a cool phone. i like it. also, if you like to type and type on actual keys, you slide this out of the bottom and you have a qwerty keyboard right there. kind of cool. it's a fun phone. here at the show, we're making letters home something of the rules. so just like my camp counselors had to do with me, i'm checking in with everybody else to make sure they are writing their letter. let's see. let's check in with dave diomedi, who directs the show, up in the control room. dave? dave, can you please read your letter. >> sure. yeah. "dear, mom and dad, directing the 'jimmy fallon' show is super awesome. and cue music." ♪ "sometimes i have to yell stuff out to people and tell them what to do. and cue graphic dissolve. sometimes when i am directing the 'jimmy' show, i like to pretend that i am on a submarine like sean connery in 'hunt for red october.' and cue connery graphic. sometimes i'll say things like 'l

i've got my dog named dude. he's like a year old. >> jimmy: your dog's name is dude?urse. that's a great name. what kind of dog is he? >> he's a yellow lab. >> jimmy: cool. >> he's a year. >> jimmy: so you and your buddy. >> he's my best friend. >> jimmy: you're in your underwear. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is the dog wearing? >> he's wearing underwear as well. still diapers. he's had a long time. so, i'm -- i'm locking up all the doors. so, all of a sudden, i am about to go upstairs and i hear this voice. i was like -- there's somebody in my house, man. and i listened for a second. my dog is going crazy. now, i am in my fred flintstone tighty whities. and my dog is going crazy. and i'm like -- there's definitely something -- 'cause i didn't have a tv on in my bedroom. i'm like -- i'm freaked out, man. i'm like, i am not tough. i am not like ufc -- i'm like, can i act tough? i'm not a very good actor, dude. [ laughter ] so, i don't really know what to do here other than just bail. so, i bailed. i took my dog and i went in and i got in my car. >> jimmy: what happened to y

dude, you're the coolest. >> jimmy: no, i love what you did with your hair. you are the coolest guy in the whole world. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love this show! >> jimmy: tim meadows! you can see him starring in "the bill engvall show," tbs, saturdays at 9:00 p.m.. tim meadows, everybody!ndrs ala] nd app ause ] ♪ =÷ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. hey, tune in tomorrow. we got a big show. starring in "funny people," adam sandler will joins tomorrow. yeah. >> tim: wow! >> jimmy: plus, we're thrilled that jimmy buffett will chat and perform tomorrow night. so, tune in for that. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] first up, get excited. for two decades, our next guest was a lead singer of the hugely influencial british band, pulp. and he's here tonight to perform the title track from his second solo album, "rther complications," ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jarvis cocker, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ in the beginning there was nothing to be honest tha

dude, i'm so psyched you're here.e twice. broke it the first time, a year later -- i had surgery and everything, broke it again. now the screw is, like, this in my ankle, right now. >> jimmy: the screw's -- the screw's broke? >> it is bent in my ankle. >> jimmy: so dude --oh, my god. so you can't even -- you just -- do you walk like -- >> oh, no, i walk fine. >> jimmy: you walk fine, yeah. >> i was always nervous at airplanes, are just gonna, you know, light off. >> jimmy: going through it, awesome. >> it's all good. >> jimmy: how long you been doing this? >> man, i've been riding for, like, ten years, just all my life, progressing slowly and now professional, this is the dream. >> jimmy: good for you, buddy. >> this is awesome. >> jimmy: awesome, thanks for coming on tonight. now, you got a lot of -- [ cheers and applause ] a lot of other tricks. so --what other tricks can you show us? >> i can do a few little tricks right here. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, i'd love it. >> called the bunny hop tail whip. >> jimmy: the bunny

pot holders, look at this. >> there you go. >> jimmy: dude!>> jimmy: come on, everybody! that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] higgins you got to try this. there you go, dude. higgins is the taster. he's our taster. he's amazing. >> if he doesn't drop, you'll try it? >> jimmy: oh, i am going to try it either way. it's amazing. [ laughter ] >> it was that good, wasn't it?. >> steve: it's that good. >> jimmy: everybody, mario batali, everybody! come on! the greatest. check out mario's "bet the farm" green farmers market in vegas this wednesday. my thanks to anne hathaway, to will forte, jon favreau,

jimmy: he's a good dude. >> he is a good dude. >> jimmy: how are you?n of yours. >> i'm your biggest fan, you know that. >> jimmy: all right, now you just came back -- you were in vegas? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, wait. so, because here's the deal -- i know this about you, you don't fly. >> no, i don't like to fly. >> jimmy: yeah. how did you go that -- >> well, someone -- a lot of good things happened in a short amount of time and an awful lot of people -- who stopped calling me because i stopped flying, you know. i haven't flown in 13 years. so once they heard the rumor that i -- this has been up in the air. they were like, "hey, do you want to come over here and do this?" and i was like, "uh-huh." and they were like, "we got a lot of money for you." and i was like, "okay." [ laughter ] okay. that's how i got in trouble. that's how i ended up flying in the first place because, walking the streets as i do, there i was. and they said, "will you do it?" i thought, "geez, after all of this time, i might as well try it." and i must tell you, virgin air

now, you know some of the roots. >> i know all of them dudes.aughter ] i'm like the lost member of the band, you know. but it's cool. they added some new cats in, and they didn't give me no invite. it's cool. i know ya'll are nice, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you hung out with them fourth of july. >> well, i mean, kind of impromptu. they did a fourth of july show in philly. you know, tariq and i were working together. yeah, philidelphi, penn -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, philidelphi, pennsy! that's the residency. i'm sorry. i'm sorry, tariq. i said i'd never do that. i'm sorry. so, they were doing a show fourth of july. and, you know, tariq didn't give me no ticket. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they didn't invite you. >> they didn't invite me. so, i'm like, "cool. whatever." so, i go downtown. you know, i went to the museum. "rocky," everything. and there's this old black dude, like, chasing me around like, "you can't come in. you can't come in." so, you know, i set up a diversion. ran around the back. hopped the fence and went in. [ laughter ] so,

he said, "dude, dude. dude! dude.ude." [ laughter ] after two years of marriage, amy winehouse got divorced this morning from her husband. yeah. the romance has been over for a while. towards the end there, they were sleeping in separate gutters. it was getting nasty. [ laughter ] it was getting nasty. it was awful. you see this yesterday? police were forced to kill three wild cougars that were attacking humans. so next season the show will be called "desperate housewife." [ laughter ] i guess that's -- i'm not giving up two jokes. okay. [ cheers and applause ] all right. never happened. [ cheers and applause ] [ screams ] i like that guy. that guy is so excited. he's so psyched. [ laughter ] finally, 52-year-old kim cattrall from "sex and the city," speaking of cougars. [ light laughter ] well, she broke up with her 32-year-old boyfriend alan wise. wyse, and wyse says there's a chance they could get back together, but they have some wrinkles to work out. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a g

that's what happened. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kevin, you're a busy, busy dude. >> i'm a very busy dude. >> let me tell you what i got going. i typically don't like to brag, but since this is a talk show -- >> jimmy: are you going -- i thought you were gonna read your own palm. >> i'm going to use my fingers for a counting tool. >> jimmy: you can use mine. [ laughter ] >> okay, i've got the "weeds" thing going on. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> "aliens in the attic" coming out july 31st. very funny movie. >> jimmy: aliens are in the attic? >> "aliens in the attic." i got a stand-up special, showtime, july -- no, september 4th. "glenn martin dds," coming up -- hold it, save it. "glen martin dds," coming up on nick at night, august 17th. it's a stop-motion thing. me and catherine o'hara do the voice-over stuff. >> jimmy: no way. loved her in second city. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: clearly a dentist in that? >> yeah, i'm a dentist. but i am so busy. i don't even know what today is. as far as my -- according to my pill box, today is t-h. that's all i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: t-h. today is t-h. you'

and first off, i found a dude on there named ice-t, and he ain't even cool. [ laughter ] there's a dudeand he got a picture of me up there from "law & order," but i'm looking at what he's writing and it's real corny and whack. i'm like, "if you're gonna represent me, at least have some flavor, player." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, at least. come on, maybe he's just a fan of the beverage. >> no, it's me, dog. [ laughter ] it's me. so i'm looking at this and -- so i get on twitter and i'm like -- it's kind of weird, because i'm like, are people stalking me now? because i'm saying stuff, like "i'm going to the movies," and i'm like, "why did i just do that?" [ laughter ] "why did i just do that?" >> jimmy: you're telling people how to break into your house. >> and then i'm typing to people, like "what's going on on twitter?" and all the people that are following me are like, "we don't know, either." so i think it's a cult. >> jimmy: confusing -- it's a cult? >> last week, i wrote "don't drink the kool-aid." >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] why not? that works for me. i don't even know what that

and i understand part of their vacation is a visit to a dude ranch. kathie lee and dudes.look at her. >> i think she's running for office! >> okay. there you go. well, we'll see how it all turns out, along with the river walk there in san antonio. nice crowd. >> a pretty place. >> it's very, very nice. >> first we're going to take a look at the top stories. ann curry is standing by at the news desk. >> thanks a lot, meredith. in the news, a new warning this morning about the effects of the swine flu on pregnant women. researchers at the centers for disease control say that pregnant women who catch swine flu are at least four times as likely to be hospitalized and have a higher risk of complications, including death, as others with the virus. this research indicates pregnant women suspected of having swine flu should be treated with tamiflu as soon as possible. >>> president obama pitched his health care reform again today at town hall meetings in north carolina and virginia. congressional lawmakers worked through the night in washington trying to hammer out some of the det

dude, you got a couple seconds? >> steve: dude, for you, anything. >> jimmy: thanks, man. for miles. >> steve: yeah, that shiz is all over facebook. [ laughte] >> jimmy: you heard it? >> steve: dude, it's everywhere. >> jimmy: steve, i don't know what to do, man. >> steve: do these make me look too blousy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good talking with you again. >> steve: one more question. does this hat make me look too smash mouth? ♪ somebody once told me the world -- ♪ know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stop, it does. >> steve: thank you. ♪ >> greetings, everyone. sorry i'm late. actually, i don't really care that i'm late. here some are photocopies for you. a little public health literature. how to stay healthy for in-office beach day coming up very soon. it's going to be fun. >> jimmy: hey, guys. great show. what the -- are those. >> steve: these are just some photocopies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i talk to you? >> let me guess. out in the hallway? >> jimmy: no, not out in the hallway. if you want to talk in the hallway it's fine. >> whatever. there's just more pri

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