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but i love the way this dude talks. he's smooth. you know what i mean?like, "president obama, what do you think about the word it?" and he'd just be smooth, you know. [ as obama ] "well, first, let's consider 'it.'" [ laughter ] "if 'it' means lowering interest rates so that americans can afford homes, then 'it' is plausible. then 'it' is american." [ laughter ] "if 'it' is too legit to quit." anyway, that's my take on it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have a lot in common with obama. >> i do. i have a very diverse background. i started -- i was just talking about this -- i was adopted by a white family from wyoming. true. no one is laughing. [ light laughter ] no, it's true. i moved and lived in ft. collins, colorado, and i moved to washington, d.c., and saw my first black person, or someone that looked like me. [ light laughter ] and we went to the swimming pool and the black kids kicked our ass, and they were like, "white cracker, white cracker, white cracker." so i got home to my mom, and i was like, "who are these white crackers

you're a funny, funny dude. congratulations. john henson, everybody!ack! [ ch♪ me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, i'm standing here with one of the best soccer players in the world who just signed with the new york red bulls, give it up for thierry henry! [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited to have you here that i think i could shoot soccer balls out my eyeballs. [ light laughter ] >> can you? >> jimmy: yes, i can, actually, if i -- yeah. did i just do it? >> that's better than me. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. yeah. you can try it if you want to. you want to try it? you have to. [ laughter ] try it. [ laughter ] >> it worked, it worked. >> jimmy: it worked? very good. welcome, welcome to new york. you just got here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, yeah. yes, i did. >> jimmy: now, thierry henry, you're french? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, but now you're in new york. why come to new york? >> just because i love this city. it is my favorite city. i just wanted to play football here and finally i can do it now. >> jimmy: yeah. an

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this guy is my -- "dude, i know you like horseracing. do you want to buy a horse?"i call my business manager, he goes, "this is awful." [ laughter ] "don't do it." i go "come on, man." so i buy a piece of this horse, and i go, "i can't wait to name it, like 'sea warrior' or something like that." [ laughter ] yeah, the guy goes, "oh, you can't name horses. they're named by the sire." and i go, "well, what's the name of our horse?" he goes, "poco bueno." and i go -- [ laughter ] >> a little bit good? >> jimmy: it means a little bit good, yeah. i go, "a little bit good? where's 'mucho bueno'? who bought that? i want 'mucho bueno.'" [ cheers and applause ] >> it stays the same. >> jimmy: no, he's hosting a show on the animal planet. unbelievable. more when we come back with kevin connolly, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ quinn ] my name is quinn, and this is my eggo. on fridays i have hockey before school, so i take two eggo homestyle waffles and put peanut butter inside. [ whispering ] i add a couple chocolate chips when dad's starting the car. [ male announcer

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he's a fun dude.to everyone "mad men" is back on sunday. and, gosh, "mad men" couldn't be huger than it is right now. huger -- is that a word? scrabble? scrabble dictionary? but if you go outside, you see that you're in storefront windows and all that. people are having "mad men" parties. you're hosting a big thing in times square. >> i know. >> jimmy: a big "mad men" party. explain this. >> well, i don't really know. i've just been hearing that it's big. lots of people in times square. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's letting you know what's going on? it can't be me, is it? [ laughter ] >> it kind of is. >> jimmy: am i telling you this news? yeah, you should be prepared. >> i thought it was the premiere, but now it's times square. there were 6,000 people there last year. there's a jumbotron. >> jimmy: yeah, and they dress up like you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's kind of fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do they drink and smoke? what are they going to do? >> well, yeah, "mad men" facilitates any sort of parties of dr

dude, look at those pants. please don't say that. what? don't say that something is gay when you mean that something is dumb or stupid. it's insulting. it's like if i thought this pepper shaker was stupid, and i said, "man, this pepper shaker is so 16-year-old boy with a cheesy mustache." just saying. ♪ whatever we deny or embrace ♪ for worse or for better ♪ we belong ♪ we belong, we belong, we belong together ♪ underneath everything we are, underneath everything we do, we are all people-- connected, interdependent, united-- and when we reach out a hand to one, we can influence the condition of all.

. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a technology dude. you're all over twitter, right?fallon numbers. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. yeah, we'll tweet each other. it'll be fun. >> it will be fun. [ laughter ] i saw the super heroes thing. >> jimmy: so, we do this thing, it just hash tag thing. if you had a super power, what would it be? and then if it's funny, we're going to read it on the show tomorrow. a list of 10 or 12 things. it's going to be fun. >> what was yours? >> jimmy: mine was maybe to float to work. [ light laughter ] >> is that a super power? [ laughter ] just float to work? "i'm going to float to work today." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty fun. build up some run and then just float. >> what about the guy that flies past you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he can get all the glory, and i'm just going to be floating around. >> you're just going to float? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't have to go that fast. >> "that's bob from accounting. i'm just going to float." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're a funny dude, man. you had these youtube videos early on. you h

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>> dude, he's so much fun. i mean, because he loves it. you know what i mean? from the point of view of a marketing research. you know what i mean? they're products. and this is like a genuine story. he makes movies, because he loves movies. i love it, man. >> jimmy: i know that you've been doing this since -- well, you said since you were 6. do you ever like come across just watching tv, just flipping the channels to see you as a little kid and say, "oh, my god, i remember that." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like watching your home movies, but they're well produced. [ laughter ] >> yeah, and other people see them as well. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> "i just saw you when you were 11 years old." i'm like, "great, thank you. i don't know what to say. that's cool." >> jimmy: "did you like it? i'm different now. i shave now." [ laughter ] but as a kid, as a child actor, did you ever -- when you make that money, do you like -- i would just splurge it all on toys and candy? >> well, you don't really get your money. it goes into a blocked account when you make money when you'

you call papa john's. [ laughter ] "yo, dude, it's a party!"right, duffle bags full of marijuana were dropped on houses by a plane. that must have been weird for anyone who was already high. [ laughter ] "dude, i may be stoned right now, but i'm pretty sure god just totally hooked us up." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] video game players? anyone play video games out there? [ cheers ] nintendo wii is going to release a "glee" version of karaoke revolution that will let you interact with music and characters from the show. it also has a feature where, if one your friends walks into the room, it turns into "call of duty." [ laughter ] "uh, kill them. kill them. murder them. you guys in the fox hole! you have to get in the tank." [ laughter ] do the same dance as the stripper. [ laughter ] i can't think of another one. [ light laughter ] i also heard that f. scott fitzgerald's novel "the great gatsby" is being turned into a video game. you can tell the video game is about "the great gatsby," because no one will ever really play it, but still

>> yeah, of course, dude, it's the worst, man. >> reporter: this is the worst? worst -- every once in a while, you walk into people's houses and that's on their kitchen counter. there's always an awkward moment where they realize you've seen it and you're just like -- i flip it over. >> reporter: you're blushing slightly i think. >> i am. you're holding up a magazine. >> reporter: though he embraces his tween fans, he still has a sense of humor about it all. >> it's zac! >> reporter: and even poked fun at his own fame recently on "saturday night live." >> let's face it, tweens, i owe you big time. if it weren't for you, i'd just be some random college student, instead a college-aged man pretenning to be a high school student. >> reporter: efron is careful. caref careful choosing his next movie with a constant following from the paparazzi and careful with his relationships. he met actress vanessa hudgens on the set of "high school musical." >> we've got a great thing going. we're having a lot of fun. so it's not over yet, you know? i'm not going to speak too far

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and i have to assume that the dude just misinformed richard let you see that you had a saying because for example from mit yet richard richard lindzen has published many many many papers challenging that actually on science if you just call richard lindsey's the head of a written notice these about i don't know richard lindzen he's the head of atmospheric sami's one you can instead of i'm out on this race as i think i have to do with my shoes institute of technology he's the one that has the want to solidify although i have to make a centimeter no use an example still science said there was no sign. now we also know you know as alexander was in the lenses i want it and i'm not going to go through it i'll go through a list of the scientific papers if you like but alexander was i just quoted take you know you all right john i'm going to say out of germany and we just run out of time saying if you like there is a very very lively article of the way thanks to my guests today in oxford new york and los angeles and thanks to our viewers for watching us here at r.t. see you next time and rem

only known in law as a liar so i have to assume that you are your miss that i have to assume that the dude just misinformed richard let you see they had a saying because for example from mit yet richard richard lindzen has published many many many papers challenging that actually on science if you just call richard lindzen he's the head of a written notice the crowd on a richard lindzen he's the head of atmospheric scientists when you can instead of a mark on the train executives or think i want to do this my shoes institute of technology he's the one who they want to solidify although i said to me i know you said alexander was no sign. as alex said there was no science that now we also need to go you know as alexander was in the same way they want to do it and i'm not going to trail it i'll go through a list of the scientific papers if you like but alexander was just quote i would take you know i'll write your own letters to just anyone who will run out of time saying what is your sales are a very very lively article a great thanks to my guest today in oxford new york and los angeles and

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and i have to assume that the dude just misinformed richard let you see that you had a saying because for example from mit yet richard richard lindzen has published many many many papers challenging that actually and science if you just call him richard lindzen he's the head of a written notice these about i don't want to richard lindzen he's the head of atmospheric scientists when you can is the head of iraq on the next thing i want to do is my shoes institute of technology he's the one that he's the one of the lot of pharaoh no i think you said to me you know you said alexander was no sign. alec said there was no science that now we also need to get our socks on the lenses and we don't want it and i'm not going to trail it i'll go through a list of the scientific papers if you like but alex said there was a misquote you know i'll write general miller out of a job training and we just run out of time to say a few lines are a very very lively articulate way thanks to my guests today in oxford new york and los angeles and thanks to our viewers for watching us here at r.t. see you next

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