>> it doesn't work now, dude. never did work and it's not going to work, dude. no, dude. >> don't block the sidewalk and ask for money. >> reporter: kimberlyly like many of her neighbors has mixed feelings about the enforcement. >> i don't like to see our resources being used to move people that are really in need of services along. >> we are not being aggressive. we care about everybody that comes here, dude. all right. we love you people, dude. all right. we don't want to not love them. >> reporter: despite that dude's bluster the captain actually tells me that most of the people are heeding the warning. if they don't they are keeping track of their names and could eventually face a $100 fine and if they do it again they are talking jail time and a $100 fine. that's not to say they don't initially obey the police officer and then when they leave they go become to the sidewalk. too early to know if the enforcement will work. >> if it doesn't last, at least you've made contact with that person. that connection is starting anyway. joe vazquez in san francisco. th

i like that dude there.immy: no, no. like an orange dan aykroyd. i don't know that guy. >> my stalker. >> jimmy: yeah, your stalker. you're dad -- your dad -- he loves going to the premieres and stuff? he looks like a good dude. >> yeah, he's been my date to a couple of premieres. >> jimmy: and he's from texas all the time as well? >> yes, he is. born and raised. >> jimmy: born and raised. real deal. >> like a real texan. yeah. >> jimmy: what's his name? >> david heard. >> jimmy: david heard. absolutely, you heard? you heard? >> he hunts and wrangles horses and the whole nine. >> jason: it's a good name for that job. >> yeah, right. >> jason: yeah. herd. >> jimmy: yeah. i don't get it. >> he's the marlboro man. >> jason: herd, you know. >> jimmy: i'm joking. i'm joking. >> jason: go herd. >> jimmy: i got it. >> jason: it's a funny word. >> jimmy: "drive angry 3-d." >> yes. >> jimmy: oh man. i'm excited about this one. this is like one of those grinder movies or -- >> it's insane. it's stupid insane. it's a l

, we love these people, dude. all right? we don't want to not love them. >> all right, well despite that dude's bluster, the police captain tells me that most people here are heeding the warnings. if they don't, they could face $100 fine and if they keep going, it could be a $500 ticket and actually they could spend some time in jail beyond that. dana, that's not to say that somebody doesn't just heed the warning and it comes back here on the street once the police leave. >> it was passed by the voters and i would think at some point, they would hope it would be enacted. >>> and the hate, joe vazquez, thank you. >> quite a bit of rain falling in some spots tonight. we'll show you a picture of the highway 1 area in samona county this afternoon. a foot and a half of water collected there, forcing crews to shut down the road in both directions. and take a look at this. the big wall of mud and debris came on to the highway near the russian river. fret si soupy there. the county did get some crews to clean that mess up

>> he's a weird dude. >> jimmy: he's a weird dude. what great friends. is he single? of a lady -- a lady friend? >> it's to be determined. >> jimmy: a boyfriend? a boyfriend? a guy friend? >> pretty vague. >> jimmy: vague, okay, very good. sounds like an interesting person. [ laughter ] i can't wait to meet this guy. i'm not sure he's going to be excited about watching this. you are his friends, right? are you? okay, guys. just making sure we didn't pick random strangers. [ laughter ] we have four of mark's enemies here. all right, now don't remove the blindfolds until i tell you guys, okay? >> all right. >> jimmy: you guys, is everyone here ready to meet the new mark? [ cheers and applause ] all right. here he is before. and here he is now. mark, come on up! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mark -- [ laughter ] mark, you -- man, you look fantastic. you look very, very stylish. very -- very now. this has been some transformation here. it really has. the facial hair department as well. yeah. >> oh, yeah! >> jimmy: they're psyched about that. friends and family, are

let's play, "check out this dude!" this dude check out this dude. [ laser sounds ] he looks -- he looks mad. >> steve: he looks like a human muppet. >> jimmy: he looks like he was just named manager of the month at my local -- >> steve: he looks like he really enjoys drinking apply juice. ahh! >> jimmy: he looks like he just got me a great return on my taxes this year. [ laughs ] >> steve: check out this dude! [ laser sounds ] looks like he's majoring in advance virginity. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he looks like he's really excited about space camp this summer. [ laughs ] >> steve: he looks like the love child of jerry seinfeld and -- [ imitates jerry seinfeld ] >> jimmy: "and jerry seinfeld." >> steve: ha-ha. >> both: speed round! >> jimmy: dork. >> steve: nerd. >> jimmy: dorky nerd. >> steve: son of frankenstein. >> jimmy: i'm what happens when the hulk only gets half mad. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm on the only guy on the team that gets punany. [ laughter ] >> point. counter punch. >> jimmy: this is "point, counter punc

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>> today, i tased a dude. i tased a dude. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. [ applause ] he's got a long taser thing and you press it and it's got the thing, so, it's like in a rod. he's like, tase me, go ahead. i'm like, no. he pulls up his sleeve. i know how to take a tase. he taught me how to take a tase. >> jimmy: how do you? >> well, try -- >> jimmy: you don't have a taser, do you? >> mind tase me. >> jimmy: buzz. >> he roms wirolls with the tas. >> jimmy: are you allowed to have a taser? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is there anyone in the parking lot watching rainn wilson tase a man dressed as a super hero? where is tmz when you need them. >> this is going to sound crazy. there was a paparazzi dude there. >> jimmy: where are the pictures? >> i don't know. i think he's a loser paparazzi. i was looking for him. he doesn't know how to publish them. they're probably on his tumblr account. i swear, i'm not making that up. dicky's looking skeptical. it all happened. >> jimmy: i believe it and hopefully we'll see those things on the internet tomorrow. but -- in

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>> no, he's a good dude, man. >> jimmy: you like him? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he races cars? he's nuts. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i mean who races -- that's a crazy sport. >> he's actually number one ranked new zealand driver. >> jimmy: is that right? is there anything you don't like about him? >> ohh, i'm not saying it on air. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, very smart, very smart. we should talk quickly about the tiger woods foundation, too. it's going, 15 years you're doing this? >> 15 years and we've helped over 10 million kids now. so it's going really well. >> jimmy: that's wild. and you get to see them grow up? [ cheers and applause ] is that weird, meeting -- feeding childs 15 years ago? >> what we're doing is, we have these programs in which these kids are able to learn and grow but also go to college and a lot of those it's the first person of their entire family to ever go to college. and what they do, is once they go to college, we want them as ambassadors and mentors to come back and they end up teaching the next generation of kids. so it's a

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the fourth of july. >> thanks, dude. >> god, i just said that thing about you being nice, too. >> jimmy: you should have went during the summer. it was so much fun. >> thanks. >> jimmy: did you watch the oscars last night? your buddy, natalie portman. >> uh -- >> jimmy: she won. >> yeah. natalie, i love you, baby. if you're watching. no -- [ light laughter ] i have a really embarrassing story about -- >> jimmy: it's really great. >> -- oscar winner natalie portman. >> jimmy: yeah. >> which is, we have the same manager. i don't -- i've met natalie, like a couple times. she's kind of like class president in hollywood, especially now. so, you know you want to be like, on your best behavior and she's so smart and cool. and -- so, this is a true story. my manager was like, "come to this charity event, natalie wants you to come listen to --" this is this group called finca. which i'm gonna really plug and you'll see why." i went to this event, and -- and i kind of -- they had this video and natalie was talking about -- they de

the people that know me said, dude, what's that about? i saw a real name written by dude, wow, maybe a month ago. i'm carlos estevez. he's chaim levine. we had something in common. if he calls me carlos estevez -- >> reporter: he goes by chuck lorre. you chose to call him chaim levine. you took the hebrew version. >> i read it off a vanity card and said it as a joke. i didn't make a big deal about it and everybody else did like most of the things that i roll out, you know. >> reporter: he feels he's done nothing to be punished for and he's angry at cbs. are you going to sue? >> well, i mean, wouldn't you? i don't have a job. i got a whole family to support i love and people beyond myself, people a lot more important than me are relying on that money to fuel the magic. >> reporter: what are you going to sue for. >> tons. they're actually going to put it on a scale, a little more, a little more. add some gold. all your toupees. i don't know. for what i worth and what they think they can take from me. i'm not issuing a challenge, another tea

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the biggest actor in the world is a black dude. tavis: big willie? does that mean that we are lazy on our game or that 10 years after halle and denzel win the oscar and mr. poitier wins a lifetime achievement. three black folks on the stage at the same time. the "new york times" points out there ain't nothing really happening since then in terms of opening up the game. is that us being lazy on our game or the business of hollywood still not opening up given that moment and even with a black president, the numbers are clear. it is easier to be the president of the united states. it is easier this year for a black man to be president of the united states than it is to get on stage at the academy awards. >> let's keep it real. the most important word you used in this that sentence is business. we cannot show up with a script that has a $20 million budget and denzel ain't in it. the studio ain't going to get that money back. that is bad business but at the end of the day, we can make independent films. tavis: you done that? >> yeah. if you look at somebo

generous dude.i'm actually going to go ahead and double that. [ light laughter ] i'm going to put $86 more to the pot. 20, 40, 60, 1, 62 -- [ light laughter ] as i said, $62 more to the pot. ♪ that is a total -- [ applause ] that is a total of $26,000 -- 43 -- $105 raised. [ scattered applause ] all of us did it. you guys, we're helping over 12,000 kids. i'm so excited. it's a great organization. thanks to everyone who donated. thank you so much for all of your help. you guys are awesome. [ cheers and applause ] i really, really appreciate it. it's a good thing. and the best part is that stephen colbert will be here on friday to sing the song "friday" with the roots. so set your tivos, you guys. this is going to be insane. [ applause ] so excited. have you guys been watching "american idol" this season? it's such a great show. it's really good this year. i love all of the contestants. there's one guy in particular that who's pretty interesting. his name is casey abrams. he's the guy who sang "smells

very funny dude.pin ceiling on wiresheike tom cruise in 'mission impossible,' then doing a boner spin for 45 minutes." [ laughter and applause ] applause? i like that guy in the front, just clapping right there. i think that's pretty funny right there. you -- you're -- why -- he was clapping. [ laughter ] that's what you would do too? you would do it that way as well? okay. this one's from @mrpettyjones. he's says his grand entrance ir would be"danny devito wearing a diaper pushing me in a stroller made of rare dinosaur bones while 'all by myself' plays --" that's weird though. [ laughter ] ♪ all by myself don't wanna be all by myself ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ chariots of fire that should be the theme to "jurassic park." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: when i was young, i never needed anyone, that's the weird thing. i'm making love just for fun, you know? those days are gone. all by myself. i don't wanna be all by myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm gonna let you -- i'm gonna let you eat this one

dude, you're 45 with five kids.o sit in your little chair in : your big house with your bean bags, laugh and sit back and cc: enjoy the ride. and buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a long one.cc it's gonna be bumpy.1:cc1: and at one point you're gonna want to put your hands up. it's not legal.cc1: but you are taking a picture, digital photo. $25 when you get off the ride. you can buy a picture of you enjoying the whole charlie sheen ride. do i know chucks real name?cc chaim levine, that's his real 1: name. what's that? what's my real name? carlos estevez.cc1: [ speaks foreign language ] winning? [ laughter ] you know that computer watson on "jeopardy?"cc1: well, he's a pussy. i'm living with two goddesses. what's that computer watson living with? i feast on the bones of trolls. winning. again, another great example of how i'm winning and the computer watson is losing. [ whispers ] winning. >> winning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some big tech news, you guys. the ipad 2 was unveiled today, and it features two came

looks like her looks more like weeks of simpson taking a bong grip you guys have again i don't know dude it's an idiotic logo i have to honestly when i was prepping for the two seconds i had to prep for the segment i had to google what the heck it stood for because i just didn't realize that it spelled out twenty twelve but i mean it only if i was a run that you have the threat of inflation you have your neighbors up in revolution and uprisings you know you have the u.s. pushing for increased sanctions i mean aren't there kind of bigger issues to worry about out there than like what who looks like they're getting a header is really no because it looks like in the lawyer. it's just really sad because this is something that's been going on for four years now we've been talking about this logo and it's so ridiculous i'm sorry unless it's a sign that you know. that nazis are going to show up at the olympics and have a protest harry potter and the goblet of fire style i don't care this is stupid ok let's move on to something that actually affects people's lives there was a couple in britain w

when i look in the mirror, i see a dude. >> reporter: he had one more step to take.d his name to ty. more the mother, it was a step to meeting her new son. >> finally, he gets to be who he is and that makes me happy. i love you. >> reporter: having the love and support of his family has helped ty find his way. now that ty no longer has breasts to conceal, his family has gathered. >> this is getting rid of the sports bras. 23 years of wearing these puppies. >> reporter: the bonfire a celebration of transformation. finally, the word seeing ty the way he has always seen himself. this is lisa ling for "nightline" in california. >> with you catch the full story tomorrow on her show "our america" of own. thank yor

>> then they sent a dude to my house with, like, 30 seconds of film.n he had to leave. >> jimmy: "i'm very sorry, mr. jackson." >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: but it did come out the end and then, boy, did it kill. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, it destroyed in the theater. >> but i had a better job in "iron man 2." so, i get to actually talk and hang out with "iron man" and kick it with scarlett, who's one of my good friends. >> jimmy: i love scarlett johansson. she's great. well, that's the big -- >> "black widow" is like dope. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, it's good stuff. but you're going out -- i heard you're going out to read with some actors? >> yeah, i got a screen test, like, five actresses on friday. they have this new character that's, i guess, my sidekick or something that is with me all the time. [ light laughter ] so, they're auditioning girls for it. >> jimmy: some secret good stuff. if we were at comic-con, there would be a riot right now. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] beating doors down. >> jimmy: let's talk about this movie here on hbo, "t

. >> he was a good dude. >> reporter: he is talking about the victim who let him and other homeless people store. the woman arrested in connection with the murder also stayed here and was his caps off girlfriend. >> he said she was his fiance. >>> the suspect is well known here as an alcoholic, prone to out bursts. >> she flipped out. >> reporter: the day before the body was found he shot himself and that she was still using the space. >> she said he was dead for a week. she was saying, you know, i got to go home, take a shower but i got to step over a body. and i was like, is he dead. she said yeah. he is still there. i was really surprised. i am -- you know, i mean, i didn't -- i didn't know he blew he is brains out. or that's what she said anyway. she was like, you want to go take a shower? no. no. he was really depressed so i think he just committed suicide. i don't think she is capable of committing homicide. >> reporter: maureen kelly, kron 4 news. >>> overnight we will watch fog build in and temperatures expected to drop down into the 40s and even 30s in some spots. 36 for santa ros

florence calls himself a ninth generation shoe dude. >> the company is careful to choose the are -- theal thing about the company is that nothing is automated. it turns out 190,000 paras of shoes a year, all made by hand. some methods haven't changed in nearly three centuries. >> every stitch is done by hand. somebody holds the shoe and does something with it. >> customers can choose between standard and luxury lines and the trendy shoes. this lacquer shoe was made the collaboration with german soccer star to promote the german aids foundation. a classic design with some interesting features such as a pink inner sole and the footballer's initials. >> i'm always surprised some famous people are very nice people. he was actually shirkse and we had a great time. >> at the store, >> he makes it more trendy and more fashionable. not only for work or business. >> we can wear them with a pair of jogging pants but also under your suit or tuxedo. >> and then the unconventional designer let's the opening party wrap up in a if iting way with a performance by his favorite dutch band raccoon. >> don

he's a funny dude. i love that guy.t some great, great music from raekwon featuring ghostface killah. [ cheers and applause ] come on. all little wu. come on. guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, check my inbox, return some e-mails, and, of course, send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm running a bit behind today and i thought you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write my weekly thank you notes, right now. is that okay? [ cheers and applause ] hey, roots can i get some thank you note writing music please? ♪ [ light laughter ] oh. what a confident gentleman that guy is. yeah, just confidence. here we go. ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, monday, for being president's day, a day we get off of the work to honor the lives of washington and lincoln by getting wasted sunday night and sleeping till 3:00 in the afternoon. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, this dog from the westminster kennel dog show. [ light laughter ] you didn't win "bes

dude you have to dress like this for halloween.nk that film came out in 1986, actually accused me of being responsible for the mullet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be great. >> which is not something i want to take responsibility for. >> jimmy: you'd always want to be famous for bringing back the mullet. that was awesome. that was such a cool movie. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and you guys -- it's a super-fun play. the idea is so interesting. really it came out in -- >> in 1972. and it's about four middle-aged men coming back for the reunion of their high school basketball championship. they go to their coach's house and they have this evening every year and it's a point in their lives where they are looking back on their lives and realizing that a lot of aspects of their lives were not fully realized. they start to deal with aspects of that among each other. at some point in the evening, they turn on each other and at some point in the evening they realize they can't survive without each other. >> jimmy: that actually w

got you heated because i'm done with you and you know i'm on to the next dude.ove nobody, trust nobody, and most definitely near fear nobody. it's a cold game. play your part the you ain't even on topic. let's not speak about it. i do what i do and i does it with. i saw your mommas. i got me one and i call them daddy instead of papas. you ain't with it, you in the past. since i guess you have nice things well you whack and because of that aspect i never ever slacked. not the female you used to date. i got a unique type situation. i'm so glad these birds they just bloop me. i speak fluently. she busy with all that blah, blah, blah. hear me out though. i'm going to leave you stern. [applause] >> in an urban high school in the science laboratory lab, two girls are discussing their project. >> you don't even know what you are doing the -- doing. you're dumb. >> you test too much. >> the day has come. the projects are to be returned. >> see, i told you? mine was the best. i told you, dummy. besides, let me see what you guys have. >> you know, i'm leaving. after schoo

dude, look at those pants. please don't say that. what? don't say that something is gay when you mean that something is dumb or stupid. it's insulting. it's like if i thought this pepper shaker was stupid, and i said, "man, this pepper shaker is so 16-year-old boy with a cheesy mustache." just saying. >> i work with the department of environment and we are recycling oil. thank you. we can go into a refinery and we can use it again. they do oil changes and sell it anyway, so now they know when a ticket to a. hal>> to you have something you want to get rid of? >> why throw it away when you can reuse it? >> it can be filtered out and used for other products. >> [speaking spanish] >> it is going to be a good thing for us to take used motor oil from customers. we have a 75-gallon tank that we used and we have someone take it from here to recycle. >> so far, we have 35 people. we have collected 78 gallons, if not more. these are other locations that you can go. it is absolutely free. you just need to have the location open. you are set to go. >>

that is to work with the hank recycling center, dude due diligence, and look for alternative locations. that had not been done under mayor newsom. we ask that it be done. that is what the essence of this resolution does. in short, there is no plan whatsoever to compensate for the loss of an industrial recycling facility that takes in approximately 1,600 tons of recyclables per year. in lieu of that particular loss is a plan to have vending machines that would be distributed in 27 areas around grocery stores. if a think we are going to have a people traffic problem because people feel there is never heard this stress around the homeless, a guarantee that problem is going to escalate exponentially when you think you are going to put a soda machine vending system at a grocery store where people are simply feeding in bottles and cans to compensate for the loss of a recycling center in a much more rapid and efficient fashion. i think it is counterintuitive the way this has been handled by the city. we understand they want to move on displacement. i suggest with this resolution that they con

we call this the dude. >> the dude? >> yeah. put a little dude in there.>> give it a little crunch. that's a big bite, but, you know what, that's the way it is. i'm going to show you how to also while you're eating that, we're going to make a little honey chipolte sauce. not bad, right? it's worth the trip, for sure. here we go. we're going to be serving that on the beach, and we'll be having fun. you know, put your feet in the sand. the thing of it is all the chefs, all the -- >> a little spicy. >> oh. >> spicy hot. >> hot. >> sorry about that. >> aggressive bite. >> i like that about you. it's a little chipolte to balance it out. >> i'm sorry. i wasn't paying attention. what are you making here? >> honey chipolte sauce. this is an alternative to the -- that's the chipolte dude. this is a little sweeter. in case that's too hot for you. smoked paprika. i have honey in there. a little dijon mustard. >> there are a bunch of different variations you can use. >> correct. >> you get ahold of me book, and these are all recipes out of "fish without a doubt." this

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>> i don't know, i was loaded, dude.inning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so, howard will be here in minutes. but first, there was a new episode of "american idol" tonight. randy jackson lately, randy is now the mean judge. he's been telling some of the singers -- this is his criticism, he says, your performances seem like karaoke. and i agree. some of the karaoke singers do seem like they're doing karaoke on the karaoke competition show. how is it not karaoke? the only difference is they don't have the words in front of them and most of them aren't drunk when they sing. i'm not sold on the new judges. there's a big hole since simon left. though, i will admit, one of the new judges is starting to grow on me. >> it's time for the ladies to take the stage. 12 of them will sing for your votes. what is so special about this group of girls? >> they're the best at what they do and i'm the best at what i do and together, it's on. >> jimmy: well, sure. the guy is everywhere. [ applause ] i will say, i'm -- i'm starting to su

. >> off the dude's rear end. >> i used to do that all the time. constantly. thanks for joining us. have a great weekend. see you back here monday. >> bye-bye.

. >>> in addition to our nato dudes, the president says the united states will provide assistance to the libyan people. we will safeguard $33 billion in the qadaffi regime's frozen assets to help rebuild the country. tomorrow, what kind of pressure -- can put on qadaffi. >>> the speech aired at 4:30 our time. that is a tough time to get people's attention out here. >> reporter: at uc berkeley, president obama was on the big screen tv but no one was watching. students campaigned for campus offices. it's unlikely any had seen the president's speech. >> did you hear the president's speech today? >> no. >> did you hear the president speak on libya today? >> i didn't, no. >> but some here had hard opinions that were unlikely to be changed. >> i think we should have not gotten involved. we have two wars already and that's enough. we should get out of afghanistan, get out of iraq, stay home, take care of the schools. >> we did find a few who had heard the speech on raid joe. >> i think he's doing a good job, he's trying to assure people that we have a limited involvement. >> ive saw myself