[ship horn blows] [all speaking french] [alarm blaring] - dude, dude! you're doing it all wrong.our plunder lest we start firing shots across yer bow! - yeah, that's good but now go, "argh!" - argh! - yeah? okay, and you checked with kenny and token? he's not just staying at their houses? - no, dude, everyone's checked. i think cartman really ran away to somalia. - yes! i can't help but take some credit for this. i helped convince him to go! - you really think he'll die in somalia? - oh, for sure, dude. it's the most godforsaken place on the planet. things are finally gonna be normal around here. - oh, god! oh, god! what did we do wrong, gerald? - take it easy. we'll find him! - i'll call you back. - oh, kyle, he's gone! your little brother's run away from home! - what? are you sure? - he left a note saying he's never coming back! - "dear mommy and daddy, i am running away. "i am sorry, but i can no longer handle "the monotony of middle-class life. "everyone at school is a fucking idiot, "and if one more person talked to me about "that susan boyle performance of les miserable, "i

machine, dude. [ laughter ] we got a million of these!k44456. she says "stuck for two weeks with a creepy new friend on a camping site. she kept wanng to pretend to be a cats." [ laughter ] >> steve: no. now, you meow. [ laughter ] now, i'll meow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what time is it? >> steve: two minutes? >> jimmy: from @zambidochris. he says "age eight, 1984, hot, tired. grabbed mom's shasta can and got a big mouthful of refreshing grape cigarette ash." [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] >> steve: where's my grape shasta can? [ laughter ] where's that shasta can? [ laughter ] hey, what are you drinking that for? what? oh --i've done that many a times. that was a cigarette. >> jimmy: no, it was agnes. >> steve: oh my. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she'd love this beach. >> steve: i'll put her in a -- >> jimmy: she'd love this beach. >> steve: i'll put her in a can of diet of diet dr, mr. -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last one here. this one's from @chubigans. he says "giving our luggage to the bellhop in front of the hotel only to have him sprint

let's play check out this dude. >> announcer: check out this dude!e. [ laser ] hey, he looks like a metro-sexual lumberjack. [ scattered cheers ] >> he looks like a prehistoric larry bird. >> he looks like thor at a "styx" concert. >> he looks like meg ryan on steroids. check out this dude. [ laser ] haha! >> he look like a 38-year-old new born baby. [ laughter ] >> he looks like he took a bath in nair. >> he looks like the last thing you see before being executed in a medieval dungeon. >> haha! [ laughter ] he looks like an athletic said fred. [ buzzer ] >> speed round! [ laser ] >> "teenage mutant ninja turtles." [ laser ] >> jaden smith from the future. [ laser ] [ laughter ] >> really want to mow your lawn this summer. [ laser ] >> welcome to "circuit city." can i help you? [ laughter ] [ laser ] >> rupaul without the wig. [ laughter ] [ laser ] >> dane cook after five years in prison. [ cheers ] >> john boy! john boy! >> this is ploy counterpunch, tonight's topic for debate, can the boston bruins win the stanley cup? [ cheers ] what up, bert? >>

he's a good dude. >> he's a good man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you.ime throwing to a clip. >> oh yeah showing a clip, clip. >> jimmy: isn't this exciting? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you don't have to set it up. if you don't -- >> okay, yeah -- i really -- i don't know >> jimmy: well, it's a clip from a different movie. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no its -- just kidding. it's a clip. you can you throw to your clip. "x-men: first class" >> "x-men: first class," watch my clip. [ laughter ] >> you cats know its double for both, right? >> that won't be necessary, although i'm sure we were -- >> we were thinking more, we'll show you ours. if you show us yours. >> baby, that is not the way it works around here. >> more tea? >> don't mind if i do. ♪ >> my turn. ♪ >> how would you like a job were you get to keep your clothes on? >> jimmy: there you go. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well -- i'm so happy. you've got to come back, we got to do more karaoke, too. >> dude karaoke -- me and jimmy did karaoke together one time. >> jimmy: zoe is an amazing

[ laughter ] i just love it, dude.ake sure what's untucked -- >> steve: i'm putting my pants on. >> jimmy: what's your deal? like, what happened to you? oh, man. that's brilliant. >> steve: i love when some of these things only happen in bad movies happens in real life. >> jimmy: it happens in real life. that was great. all right. here's some thank you notes, you guys. >> steve: oh, what? ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you -- [ laughter ] here we go. ready? [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- people whose facebook profile picture is them as a baby. they're basically saying "here's the last time i wasn't ugly." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- stanley cup finals, for being like the nba finals with a mullet. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- rapper flo rida, for getting arrested for a dui in miami, florida. now i guess you'll be changing your name to "can i get a rida?" [ laughter ] can i get a rida? [ cheers and applause ] no? you sure? what tima? tonighta. >> steve: oh, i'm in prison-a? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, japan, for debutin

in new york city, walt whitman was banging dudes in brooklyn when you folks were still squatting in a river biting gold nuggets, huh. if anyone's getting marriage equality, it's going to be new york. capisce, california? enjoy your court cases. we're just going to push this through the legislature. we'll have it done quick. >> the battle will go through the hands of new york republican andrew lanza. >> jon: this could take a while. staten island republican, huh. i guess marriage equality rests on the hands of whether this guy is willing to be called the staten island ferry for the rest of his life. it's good news. moving in the right direction. the gay news in a place like syria a little more somber. >> a well-known female blogger has allegedly been abducted in seara. relatives of ameena abdullah has not been seen since she was bundzled into a car yesterday. her blog "gay girl in damascus" has made her a hero of the uprising. >> jon: wow, an openly gay blogger giving president asaad the finger right under his nose. this amina abdullah has real bols. >> over the weekend, 40-year-old to

he had pretty hairy dude. >> he had a moustache. >> jimmy: he was a very hairy dude. >> he had a mustacherybody, he just said, "the heck with it, i'll swim in a bear suit." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's correct. and then i saw you once, we were on the street, i was doing the revlon run/walk for raising awareness for women's cancer. i was in the run/walk, and i'm walk down, right around central park, and you just happened to be walking, you were in a suit -- and you were in this outfit. >> i just -- i just fell into stride alongside of you. >> jimmy: i go, "hey, buddy, you doing the run/walk? that's great." >> and i wasn't. i was just looking for breakfast. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you just live around there and you were actually walking to breakfast. >> no, i just made a hard right and grabbed a bagel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was really nice. but did, you posed for, like, 20 pictures. which was really cool of you. i appreciate you doing that. i know you do a lot of stuff for charity. the thing you do in st. louis is phenomenal. >> yeah, there's a children's hospital in st. charles,

he's a great actor and good a dude. it all, drama, comedies, musicals, he's one of the best. john c. reilly is here! [ cheers and applause ] he's got a hot new show, "falling skies" -- really good, about aliens. spielberg is involved, it's really good. -- noah wyle is here, coming back to the program. i love that dude. also, this is awesome, this is the end of video game week makes you kind of sad. the last night of video game week but what a way to end it. because, the president of nintendo of america, reggie fils-aime is here to show us some amazing new stuff. [ cheers and applause ] some really, really cool stuff. i'm talking about the wii u, i'm talking about a little 3ds, i'm the "legends of zelda: skyward sword." [ applause ] my favorite game -- "zelda." [ imitates game noises ] [ laughter ] [ coughing ] [ farts ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i wish i was good enough to do that. >> jimmy: plus, we have -- is this -- guy's is a super duper, duper, duper star, country superstar billy currington is

. >> dude. well, if you came here to accept full responsibility for what you did, and you deeply regret what you have done, you must be resigning, right? >> i came here to accept the full responsibility for what i have done. i am deeply regretting what i have done and i am not resigning. >> well, i was not expecting that at all. >> the press conference went on for about it. we go to the daily coast for response. >> hey. >> this was the greatest act since hendricks opened for the monkeys. i know what the good one is you want to see. >> he was across the street at a hotel and they put them on stage and wiener's people are running aren't. he did it again. he is standing up on the pod womb. -- podium. and then he goes, you are journalists, do your job. >> it was a movie moment. that only happens in movies. >> if it was a left wing movie, if it was a republican congressman and breitbart was a crusading woodward and bernstein, sean penn would play him. it is not going to happen here. instead it will b

you're late, dude. you have to get up. >> there isn't school, dude. >> you're late for school.e on, you have to go to school. >> where's mom? >> i don't know. she ran away. you have to go to school. >> okay. >> time to get up. you got to get ready for school. >> there's not school. >> yeah, it is. >> what school? >> school. >> this is not a funny joke. >> wakakup. jimmy says you have to go to school. >> huh? >> jimmy says you have to to to school. >> oh, don't put this on jimmy kimmel. >> baby, you're going to miss the bus. you're going to be late for school. >> isn't the -- >> we're in august, we're august 15th. it's already time for school. >> we -- we're already past june? >> yeah, in july. >> that was weird. >> diane? diane, you're late for school. it's already 9:30. you better get up. come on, time to get up. time to go to school. you got to get up. >> jimmy: well, some children can get vicious. thank you to all of you, the parents who participated, and the kinds, too. i think it's nice -- i think it's nice for your children to have these moments on tape so they can have s

people come up to me all the time and are like, "hey, dude. i'm from philly, too." you know, people do, "love the show. hey, i'm not from here. can you give me directions?" "can't help you there." can't help you there. >> jimmy: nope. can't help you at all. no. yeah yeah. no. >> tv show. >> jimmy: you got some huge fans for "it's always sunny." i mean, great fans. >> they're -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, people -- >> you may or may not know i am the inventor of kitten mittens. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and so -- but we'll skip past that. >> jimmy: yeah. everyone already knows that. why get into that story? >> let's get into the goods. >> jimmy: speaking of the goods, people come up to you and show you their tattoos. >> yeah. let's get into a couple. >> jimmy: here's one. >> all right. that's the implication. >> jimmy: and what is this one? >> last season, we bought a houseboat and one of our characters -- dennis -- talked about if you take a girl out on the houseboat and you ask her to sleep with you, she's not gonna say no because of the implic

. >> no way, dude! freaking me out, man. >> reporter: there's kiss guitarist ace frehley. chip winger. leta ford. exactly the kind of pro-am blend david imagined when the former sports and music agent hatched this idea while houring with ringo starr. and what these appeal for the rock star? >> it reminds the rock stars what it was like when they first started and they become professors. >> reporter: and mine? mark hudson who has produced everyone from ozzie to hanson and wrote this little ditty for air mow smith. ♪ living on the edge >> reporter: this is the band. >> called blow hole. >> reporter: we're made up of a car dealer, a michigan grandfather. a stay at home dad from manhattan on guitar. there's a husband and wife bass and vocal team from texas. quiet dude from massachusetts who has never played with people. and nan, a brain tumor survivor. >>> don't have much training, a bit of bee yan nope as a younger person. part of the fantasy of the rock and roll fantasy camp is, you don't know what you're

because even though he keeps talking about dudes he's definitely not into dudes, just hot chicks. keep this guy happy. so southwest airlines, would it kill you to go to hooters and maybe recruit some new flight attendants for this guy? they have wings there. same difference, right? i know flight attendants are there for our safety and i appreciate them just as they are. but the pilot is the captain of the ship. if his environment doesn't start getting a little more girls gone wild he won't have anybody to get drunk with and hit on and he'll be all alone circling endlessly on the ridiculist. we'll be right back. would deliverat&t ande our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more americans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... for greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's the at&t network... and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say. and today, we're re-inventing aspirin for pain relief. with new extra-strength bayer adva

dude, it's like two hundred and... ...forty feet high... ...right in the middle of oktoberfest... ...the seats go, whoooa... ...up to the top, then... ...the music just stops. and the seats totally start shaking. it's insane. but then all of a sudden... [ group ] aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [ male announcer ] mach tower. heart racing. jaw dropping. coming soon to busch gardens williamsburg. pnc virtual wallet now comes with spending zone. it organizes all your spending, including your pnc debit card, credit card, and your bills. so you can view them by category... or by month. you can set a budget... and it'll even alert you when you're getting close to the amount you've set -- and when you've gone over. spending zone is built to help you keep better track of your spending. experience everything virtual wallet has to offer at pncvirtualwallet.com. pnc bank. for the achiever in you. >>> 13 people are hurt after high winds through several inflatable bounce houses into the air. there are actually children inside these houses when the structures got airborne when the wind blew them away. the

. ♪ welcome to the club ♪ (laughter) >> jon: i mean, come on, dude!ach and every day ♪ ♪ (laughter) >> jon: really? ♪ in the shower ♪. >> jon: it may ruin your phone. ♪ in my car ♪. >> jon: that does not seem safe ♪ at the sushi bar ♪. >> jon: that's just weird. ♪ watch out for the wasabi ♪. >> jon: the point is, congressman, to help us help you. ♪ you got to come cleaner weiner ♪ ♪. >> jon: this really is a case of an internet prank with a private photo getting blown out of scale. ♪ easy now ♪. >> jon: i know, and you want to put this to rest, i'm happy, in my interest as a comedian, tell the truth ♪ whip out the truth ♪ ♪. >> jon: it's time to put it out there ♪ lay it on the table ♪ ♪. >> jon: ♪ put some soy sauce on that ♪ ♪. >> jon: what the hell, dude? don't, don't. we'll be right back. why did you do that? (cheers and applause) ♪ [ dad ] i wanted you to know what summer was like when i was a kid. ♪ to share the experiences that meant the world to me. ♪ [ morgan ] when you use your visa card, you could win a one-hundred thousand dollar trip of a

that may have been the first time i said, "dude, did you see that" in a newscast. >>> rain in the forecast? >> looks like we are going to see some showers. this thing is moving in late tuesday afternoon, tuesday night. we all have a chance of seeing a few showers from this late season cold front. you are looking live from the high definition east bay cam and looking west toward the city and the bay bridge there. the winds are picking up a sea breeze. so the fog 1* filtering into the bay. you will have to deal with a little bit of the early morning commute. it was quite mild in antioch with clear skies. we have 61 degrees in fairfield. 55 in san rafael. it is 54 san francisco. half moon bay, overcast there and 56. it is 60 right now in los gatos. here is a look at highlights for you. mostly clear overnight, and we will look at the coastal fog. sunny and another mild day tomorrow. and then everything falls apart. we will thicken up the clouds on monday night and bring in a chance of showers as we head into tuesday and tuesday night. overnight lows tonight, where the fog sits in the 50s, 53 h

because even though he keeps talking about dudes, he's definitely not into dudes, just hot chicks.rlines, would it kill you to go to hooters and maybe recruit some new flight attendants for this guy? they have wings there. same difference, right? i know flight attendants are there for our safety, and i appreciate them just as they are. but the pilot is the captain of the ship. if this guy's work environment doesn't start getting a little more girls gone wild he won't have anybody to get drunk with and hit on and he'll be all alone circling endlessly on the ridiculist. we'll be right back. with new hotel bid alerts, from priceline. when someone changes lanes without warning? or when you're distracted? when you're falling asleep at the wheel? do you know how you'll react? lexus can now precisely test the most unpredictable variable in a car -- the driver. when you pursue perfection, you don't just engineer the world's most advanced driving simulator. you engineer amazing. ♪

you definitely got that dude. got him again. you didn't like that one. you got him again.ver. you're gonna up next. you only have to beat three, okay? [ laughter ] so, clear your mind. focus. all the hours, all the training, comes down to this moment. >> this moment here? >> jimmy: yeah. this is your time. >> i got this. >> jimmy: your moment. [ cheers and applause ] 20 seconds on the clock. ready, set, kick! ♪ come on! yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get over here. what's that guy's name? dwar or kwar -- the arch nemesis over there. i apologize. >> sorry about that one. >> jimmy: no problem. it just didn't feel like a pinata after you kicked that? [ laughter ] nothing came out of them either. we don't think. we don't think. let's take a look at that violence in slow motion. ♪ that was a solid kick, a roundhouse. almost a back kick there. another angle of that kick, very good. then you started dancing around. then you just went for it, and you just saw this dude, gave him a good kick. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. i don't know there'd be a point for that.

. >> it was my thighs, dude, it's always been my thighs. >> were you guys humping? >> no! >> oh, my god, where is the tape? >> what? >> the sex tape that frank made, where is it? >> frank made a sex tape, too? >> yes, apparently, he made a tape of us having sex when i banged him to get back at dennis. >> oh. oh, no, that's gone. yeah, all right, here's what happened, guys. i thought it was one of mac's project badass tapes, so i pop it in the vcr to watch it, i see what it is, i become violently ill, okay? then i start smashing. and i smash good. >> so that's what you were smashing. oh, my god, bro, i thought you were smashing my project badass tape because you hated it. >> what, dude? i love project badass. i watch those tapes all the time. >> okay, so the sex tape is gone, then? >> yeah. i smashed the crap out of it. gone. >> great. good. thank you, charlie. thanks. >> you're welcome. >> kind of don't know what else to say. >> say, "i will have dinner with you and thank you for this, and thank you." >> that doesn't make any sense. >> just say the words... >> no, i will n

what you working on there, dude? >> i got this report that i have to finish by next friday. hey!good? >> no, you're wrecking my work. >> you just got sheen'd. >> what? >> sheen'd. sheen'd. troll. yep, pretty bitching. you mess with sheen, you get sheen'd. hey, now, check this next insane prank out. >> hey. >> sheen'd. >> what? what? >> sheen'd. >> why did do you that? >> does this answer your question? [ laughter ] sheen'd. can you say wow? totally snuck up on her like an f-18 and blew her mind. and that apple is pretty good, too. i believe was a royal gala. winning. anyway, this next prank is pretty gnarly. check it out. [ laughter ] >> why are you doing that? >> sheen'd. >> what? >> sheen'd. [ laughter ] >> i said it once. i'll say it again. when you mess with sheen, you get sheen'd. so stay winning, my gods and goddesses, and see you on the next episode of "sheen'd." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man, you do not want to get sheen'd. stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ punching, grunting ] now,listen

because even though he keeps talking about dudes he's definitely not into dudes, just hot chicks.o keep this guy happy. so southwest airlines, would it kill you to go to hooters and maybe recruit some new flight attendants for this guy? they have wings there. i know flight attendants are there for our safety and i appreciate them just as they are. but the pilot is the captain of the ship. if this guy's work environment doesn't get a little more girls gone wild he won't have anyone to get drunk with and hit on and he'll be all alone circling endlessly on the ridiculist. sweetie i think you need a little extra fiber in your diet. carol. fiber makes me sad. oh common. and how can you talk to me about fiber while you are eating a candy bar? you enjoy that. i am. [ male announcer ] fiber beyond recognition. fiber one. on our car insurance. great! at progressive, you can compare rates side by side, so you get the same coverage, often for less. wow! that is huge! [ disco playing ] and this is to remind you that you could save hundreds! yeah, that'll certainly stick with me. we'll take it

. >> did you see the people coming in, dude, dude, dude -- >> if you are a single woman looking to meethat's where you should go. >> with nintendo stuff it looks that's where you should go. >> with nintendo stuff it looks silly in the b [voice of alicia keys] over 1000 babi are born every day with hiv. and half will die before their second birthday. but the plain truth is this can all be prevented. we can reach the goal of no child born with hiv by 2015. go to one dot g. together we can stop the spread of hiv frorom moer to child. we're not asking for your money we're asking for your voice. go to one dot org and join us today. my second diagnosis-- i was told to go home, retire, and enjoy the time i had left. to say it was a t ock is just a complete understatement. i meanthi don't think there are words. she had put up a really good fight, but it was her time. you... don't have a choice of getting breast cancer. i had no choice. i wanted to do something bigger than myself. that 3-day gave me that opportunity. and i can actually do something to help. i think it's a very bold thing to do.

dude, i need a break. >> no kidding. after running for three days straight.uess where the power outage hit yesterday. your place? >> my place. >> for an hour and ten minutes. it wasn't home. thankfully. happened at 4:30 when it got to us. good morning. a look at the clouds as we look back from emeryville. you can see the clouds, the marine layer and cooler weather is on the way. it did cool down yesterday but it's still hot. especially in the east bay valley. concord was 94 with livermore and antioch. 98. the temperatures were four to seven degrees cooler than the day before. the big cooling as we expect along the coast. 20 degrees cooler in pacifica. 54 to 14 degrees cooler in san francisco. 64, 12 degrees and 14 degrees cooler in redwood city, san jose, san rafael and santa rosa. yesterday was the biggest drop. it's comfortable this morning. check out temperatures in the 50s to 64 in antioch. the cooling will move inland. the clouds will stay near the coast while the rest of us see sunshine. we have morning clouds and afternoon sunshine every day of the for

if bonnie and clyde were both dudes.and clyde. >> even when he's with other girls, i know my joshi is still thinking about me. we're really, really happy. >> jimmy: when we're on the floor, we do everything we love to do. we nail chicks, we drink beers and we go to the club. nbc, baby. that's how we roll. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> one, two, three, four, i declare a prank war. five, six, seven, eight, i declare a prank war. [ laughter ] >> so we got this phone, right? it's shaped like a peacock, you know? and j-bro, this guys takes vaseline, rubs it all over it. so he lubed the peacock. you get it? lubing the cock. [ laughter ] >> ew! ah! that's nasty! [ crying ] >> well, someone put some sexual lubricant on the telephone, so the girls decided to retaliate by putting josh's shake-weight device into the toilet. that did not go over very well. >> hey -- hey -- what's going on? where is it? >> where's what? >> they took my shake-weight. i look like an idiot. >> [ bleep ] >> what are you talking about? why you freaking out

take that on the bus with you, dudes. very, very nice. and we'll let you have one, too. yeah. everyone gets a t-shirt. but it's still up to you guys at home now for the real winner. here you go. go to rollingstone.com and vote for either the sheepdogs or lelia broussard. you can get to listen to their actual songs and see how good they are. we'll have the winner back on "late night" to play for us on august 2nd. our thanks to our friends at "rolling stone" magazine, garnier fructis and atlantic records. [ cheers and applause ] we will be right back with larry the cable guy! ♪ [ male announcer ] the iphone 3gs from at&t. the phone that changed everything. but think about it. how can you make one of the most amazing phones the world has ever seen even more amazing? make it $49. yep. that'll work. the iphone 3gs. now at a price that changes everything, too. in the network, amazing is affordable. at&t. rethink possible. [ male announcer ] spare toothbrush, just in case: $4. ♪ home cooked meal: $28. ♪ first date finest: $33. ♪

nice meeting you, little dude." [ laughter ] "don't call me 'little dude.'" [ light laughter ] pro --pe to have a long conversation with mom. con -- about how to use skype. [ laughter ] "mom, just press the button -- i can't hear you. i can't hear you, mom." pro -- calling your mother a "mom i'll love forever." con -- or calling her a "milf" for short. [ laughter ] that could get confusing, i think. don't do that. >> steve: i don't get that. >> jimmy: i don't know, but i think it could get confusing. >> steve: oh. oh, i got it. [ light laughter ] >> pro -- you made your mom a construction paper card with elbow macaroni and glitter. con -- you're 32 years old. [ laughter ] "rick gave me the same one. rick -- there he is -- rick!" >> steve: "rick just drove by on his moped." "rick tp'ed our house, mom." >> jimmy: rick tp'ed their house? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "i was gonna pick up a couple -- couple growlers. bring 'em back and put 'em in the fridge." [ laughter ] >> steve: "you want some of this party ball? coors party ball?" >> jimmy: do they make party balls anymore? >> steve: i do

the dude was cheating. and it is not a new problem.net -- by the way, guess who else was cheating? his wife. she had an ad too. >> that's the interesting thing. you look at the prevalence of infid infidelity, whether by virtue of electronic infidelity or physical infidelity and interestingly at the same time, if you do polling, the moral acceptability of infidelity is really low. 91% of people polled in the gullup, 91% of people, it is an abomination. it should not be tolerated. it should be punished. 7% think it is okay. now, forget it, right? so meanwhile, 6% of the same people believe divorce is acceptable. morally. 15%, more than double, believe that suicide is morally correct. in other words, two times as many people believe killing yourself is more morally appropriate act than infidelity. >> the divorce right rait in this country 53%. i would like to suggest in front of everybody that watches this program and watches tv that a super majority of all marriages and relationships, people are cheating. they are cheating because they a

dude, it's like two hundred and... ...forty feet high... ...right in the middle of oktoberfest... ...e seats go, whoooa... ...up to the top, then... ...the music just stops. and the seats totally start shaking. it's insane. but then all of a sudden... [ group ] aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [ male announcer ] mach tower. heart racing. jaw dropping. coming soon to busch gardens williamsburg. the. r. ewing, back in headlines tonight. find out as early as week whether or not the making a comeback. second, the store is selling of in high style. the 1980's, beginning with all of the trauma. the ban

dumb to actually look critically at those actions next i want to respond to a comment from my romeo dude on you tube he said when considering the us military budget it makes me wonder what the cia additionally spends in these so-called war efforts more importantly what is the cia involvement with the use of contractors in the united states shadow foreign policy you know my romeo dude i wonder that same question myself every day we already know the cia black budget is probably somewhere around a trillion dollars annually and that's probably just the tip of the iceberg we also know if the cia is involved in several secret wars across the world from yemen to somalia and in fact it is just now being reported that the cia is build. a secret base to launch drone warfare in yemen somewhere else in the middle east so now they wage war spend money hire contractors all out of the purview of the american public so one can only imagine that they exert a lot more influence on america's foreign policy than we'll ever know next i want to respond to feelin sick sick sick from youtube he said alona has a

dude, look at those pants. please don't say that. what? don't say that something is gay when you mean that something is dumb or stupid. it's insulting. it's like if i thought this pepper shaker was stupid, and i said, "man, this pepper shaker is so 16-year-old boy with a cheesy mustache." just saying.