>> dude! >> sit down! i'm not a dude! >> he takes the skateboard. but then eric drops the dreaded "d" word one more time. >> i didn't do anything, dude. >> the officer turns around. >> don't call me dude. >> this time he gives the boy a lecture. >> first of all, you disrespected me, this badge, and my department. do you understand me? when i'm talking to you, you shut your mouth and you listen. >> and a vocabulary lesson. >> stop calling me dude! a dude is somebody who works on a ranch. >> when eric's mother sees the video, she's outraged and files a complaint with the police department. >> dude. >> sit down! i'm not a dude! >> if he thinks that eric did something so bad that he felt he needed to attack eric, he should have arrested eric. i'd rather he had arrested eric than attacked him. >> the police officer, a 17-year veteran of the force, is suspended.

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the dude himself. >> you are the dude. i mean, to millions of people around the world, jeff bridges, you will always be the dude. i can't pretend anything else. >> isn't it a good one? >> just one of the best movies. >> just so good. >> jeff bridges. actor's actor. oscar winner. and star of some of the biggest movies of the past 40 years. "the last picture show," "the fabulous baker boys," "tron," "the big leblebowski," "crazy heart," "true grit," and many more. his life, his work, his latest passion, his music. the great jeff bridges for the hour. the dude. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. is it possible to have a 40-year career in hollywood, makeover, 60 movies, and still have a reputation as mr. nice guy? well, apparently it is if you're jeff bridges. and he joins me now for me to test his theory. everybody tells me in the business and out you're the nicest guy in show business. how do you plead? >> i'm going for guilty. what the hey? >> have you always been easy to work with? because the running theme of a

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>>> last week we talked about stuff dudes say, stuff girls say -- we saw one video of what dudes say,s dude doing it and we thought it would be funnier if it was a girl. >> you want me to go to that, hey, honey? >> you like going to that [ bleep ]. >> all right. i'll go. >> touchdown! >> touchdown! >> score, i've done this a million times. i got this. >> yo, whoa, is that you? >> yeah she's all cycle. >> psycho, bra. >> psycho. >> so, she goes through the usual things, text message from the girlfriend and he's like, hey. >> i like, the girl playing the guy is tory lord, do you think she nailed it? >> some of the stuff, yeah. >> it's pretty funny, right. >> especially the itching and scratching. >> the reshifting, the placing of the area. >> of the friend. >> of the friend. >> that happens all the time. and this, they don't care, they don't care. >> you don't know what it's like, living with him. sometimes things need to of move. >> do you guys thing this is funny or not funny. head over to our facebook page and let us know, facebook.com/rightthisminute. >>> we love videos from landsca

we love this dude.m from "saturday night live" and "30 rock" and a bunch of funny movies. he's a talented, hilarious guy. tracy morgan is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] plus, we have stand up comedy from one of my favorite comedians out there, in the world. pablo francisco will be on here! [ cheers and applause ] that dude is so funny, man. and check this out, you guys, the great mario batali is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he is backstage, right now, prepping dinner. let's say hello. mario batali, everybody. what are we doing? what's up, my man? what's happening, my man? what's happening, my dude? ♪ mario, we're having a dinner party. everything you're making is from the cookbook, here, "molto batali." it's a fantastic cookbook. what are we doing tonight? >> today we're making four courses, for you and the band. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. >> we are doing a little spaghetti with crab. we're talking about what seasonal deliciousness is and the simplest way to prepare f

. >> it is you being a dude. >> a couple of dudes being dudes. >> dudes being dudes with other dudes. >> if you did have a three-way with wiener did you have to make eye contact? if you didn't it would be okay. >> i just picture him glaring at you when he does when he needs to do. and i'm sorry forgiving you that image, america. >> i am sorry for doing this story. >> i can tell. >> let's see -- >> why do you think she never let this out until now? >> i don't know. but did you call somebody a lass in the intro to the story? >> yes, i believe i did. >> that's not urban dictionary stuff. who uses that word? >> that's old school. >> you are showing your age. >> we do. >> i don't use the wordlass. >>> bill, i know this is the part where we make a joke about your sexual preference. but i want to dip away. how turned on are you about the thought of a threeway with wiener? >> not turned on at all. i likes the ladies. i am not surprised. the man scaping alone lead me to believe he went both ways. and close your ears, call me anthony. we can make this happen. >> it is a funny inconsistency how

. >> all i got to say is, ain't nothing going on in here, dude, nothing funny going on here. >> coming up, a suspect comes knocking while his sister and her kids wait in the car. how will he explain that one? >> your poor sister is waiting outside with two babies in the car? >> yeah. >> when to catch a predator continues. at i pull up here. oh, this is a good one. ♪ grandma got run over by a reindeer ♪ really? ken. ♪ walking home from our house christmas eve ♪ ♪ you can say... i had the right of way! oooh...man. turning off the music. sorry, nanna. [ male announcer ] get low prices, every day, on the latest smartphones starting at 97 cents. save money. live better. walmart. i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [ female announcer ] swap one thing a day for a yoplait light at around 100 calories. it will add up to amazing. i wish my patients could see what i see. ♪ that over time, having high cholesterol plus diabetes... or high blood pressure... or family history of early heart disease... can put them

hopefully that attracts new employees. >> and now it's time for dude, spencer. >> dude, how is the weather? >> major dude. >> sky 7, major weather coming our way. it's cold this morning and there is fog around and we do have changes coming our way. there is a live view from our sutro camera looking over san francisco. what a beautiful sky. thin, scattered clouds around. lots of sunshine but clouds will be thickening tonight. rainfall is finally coming our way. may not be enough to bring us up to average levels at this time of the year. and there are temperatures into low to mid-50s. these are the highlights. coming cloudy overnight. and there is dry and mild through the weekend. not quite lows we'll see upper 30s in santa rosa and clouds thickening and rain is arriving. lows to 36 in fairfield. 37 in livermore, down in morgan hill, low 40s. and there is an approaching system bringing us a chance of rain. and there is a weak front and notice clouds will be thickening during late night and overnight hours, tomorrow morning around the start of rush hour, at 5:00 showers developing in parts of

. >> if you did, you would be on a date with a dude. >> we reveal the model man behind the bra ad. a guy leads police on a wild chase and the whole time, his own child is in the car. it's crazy video, all the way to the bitter end. >> baby sloths have people all over the world tracking to slothville. see how you can save an orphaned sloth. and our fear of robots grows. this one can cook for you. >> and if he's smart enough to do that, he's smart enough to poison all the food he puts in your cupboards. >>> we kick off today's show with some surveillance footage from a gas station. nick has the story behind this footage. >> this is some intense video from columbia, tennessee. comes to us from news channel 5. the person you see running into the store is laqish. she told police he tried to steal her key, she's running in to call for help. she knows what's coming, the owner, sarunda patel does not see what's coming right away. >> oh! >> 40-year-old eric whitaker came speeding into this convenience store, crashes right through the window, trying to run her down. no regard for anybody els

he is a real dude. i loved it. >> i'm just wondering if he is one of those people on "the five" that you can catch at 5:00. it was like the joe piscapo as he lifted weights. do you think he is too harsh on people? >> i think that's why people love him. >> he has been fabulous. he call itself like he sees it. how much more fabulous would the debates be. throw in a little trump and that is entertainment. >> bill, you hang out with christie from time to time. what do you do together? >> the opposite of boring stuff. he is captain fun. i should ask why was my scooter -- my lights off for three weeks because of one storm desm -- storm? his poll numbers are low. he should have run for president because he probably won't be re-elected. >> nobody gets out of in erg new jersey alive. you don't serve a couple terms and then escape to prison. >> i thought they are looking for somebody in the romney enterprise. something going on there. that guy was asking him if he planted a question and then he said, if i would h

you have a show tonight, dude.d applause ] >> chug! chug! chug! >> jimmy: oh, my god! oh, my god! the whole thing? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what in the world? oh, my god! you have a show tonight. >> remember bro, it's the holidays, man! >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. [ burp ] there you go. that's what i'm talking about. that's what we wanted. very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's disgusting. i'm sorry, if you are disgusted, i apologize. >> jimmy: jerry, you know how to play the game basically right? >> c'mon, do i know how to play the game? >> jimmy: all right, let's go, all right good, now you go first. >> i'm gonna go first. [ laughter ] i'm not that drunk, c'mon. >> jimmy: i am. all right, go for it, my friend. all right, you ready? >> yeah, i was born on one of these tables. [ laughter ] here we go. sorry. guys, i just chugged two gallons of beer. [ laughter ] ♪ oh, wee! >> jimmy: that was very lame, sorry, guys. >> wee! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ burp ] ♪ [ cheers ] be the p

. >> hit me. [ bleep ] >> dude, nuh-uh! >> are you for real? >> [ bleep ] i won $10,000!k. >> 5,000 and 10,000 prizes may be claimed at the -- ya -- ya mama's house. ya mama's house or by mail using the claim form supplied by the booth fairy. please sign and mail -- [ laughter ] >> dude, those are fake tickets from spencer's, dog. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jay: no, no, no. oh, man! did you really think you had won? >> yes, i did. >> jay: are you guys still friends? [ both together ] >> just for the show. [ laughter ] >> jay: well, look, we can't give you the $10,000. but we can do almost as good. adam? >> oh, here we go. immensely heavy, right from the bottom. >> jay: there's 10,000 pennies. there you go, we have 10,000 pennies right there. >> now, will coinstar take this? >> jay: oh, yeah. coinstar. that'll be fine. and you'll have no trouble getting on the plane with that as well. [ laughter ] oh, and we also have -- what do we have here? oh, dinner for two at morton's. >> yes, indeed. >> jay: there we go. there you go. and you can leave this as your tip. there you g

>> jimmy: not me, i'm a turkey dude. >> okay, you're a turkey dude. i'm a salisbury steak dude.oking in a vacuum pouch -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- so that all of the juices stay inside of that pouch. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: it's like a hot water bag, and the bag floats around, in a ziploc bag -- in the hot water. and it boils the meat, but not at a certain temperature that you like. >> it cooks the meat very gently, but that's why you were a judge on "top chef." but you know all about this, all right, that's the first thing -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello? obviously, but that's why you won "top chef." >> it's true, it's true. so we cooked this sous vide, but then, you know, we have to brown it, we have to roast it. >> jimmy: yes. >> okay, so, we're roasting in a pan. but if you notice, salisbury steak is basically like a formed hamburger. >> jimmy: is that right? >> like a hamburger. >> jimmy: oh really? >> it's ground meat, a little gravy on it. but this is kind of like my version of frankenfood. i've used meat glue, and i've glued a rack of lamb to the ha

spoiler alert, none involve the dude in the middle. >>> so when it came to 2011, what was your "red eye" heaven? we asked you the viewers to e-mail us your best of the year and after tallying your two million votes, we came out with the topics. number four, the unfortunate google incident regarding fellow guest chris barron. >> but are you allowed to because you are in charge of it. nobody will fire you. >> that's a good point. >> your biggest song was insulting and outrageous things. i mean it was insulting and outrageous to the person you sang it to, right? >> what song? >> little miss can't be wrong? >> what? >> no, you are not the guy i think you are? >> you are not the lead singer for the spin doctors? i looked you up, man. >> you are right. we have the same name. >> do we look anything alike? >> well that was a longtime ago. >> that was a longtime ago. >> i kneel -- i feel a little embarassed. >> that might be one of the greatest moments of all time. >> it is great for everyone but me. >> chris, you asked isn't the whole point of the media -- >> i don't even need to say anything.

geoff: and i thought it was a dude. no -- now wait. craig: doesn't look anything like a dude.hat you like to do require a piece of equipment this person doesn't possess? geoff: like said, i was really drunk, man. craig: well, there you go. well, it is christmas. i'm sure she will forgive us for anything. doesn't look like it, though. well, we'll get through it together, geoff. let's always remember one thing. geoff: what's that? craig: you pick. i don't care. geoff: always floss. craig: always floss, everybody. >>♪ it's hard to stay up it's been a long, long day and you've got the sandman at the door but hang on leave the tv on and let's do it anyway it's ok you can always sleep through work tomorrow ok hey, hey tomorrow's just your future yesterday ♪ [captioning made possible by worldwide pants, inc., and the cbs television network] with the capital one venture card we get double miles on every purchase. so we earned a holiday trip to the big apple twice as fast! dinner! [ garth ] we get double miles every time we use our card. and since double miles add up fast, we can bring

sorry, dude, you had the wrong ticket, you have to get off.real sketchy when the public gets involved in enforcing rules. now let's say it gets hurt. now it's on the shoulders of the guy who ejected him. >> i would rather see a video of a guy standing up and giving money to the guy and say i'm going to buy this guy's ticket, let him stay on the train. >> the guy that posted the video said i considered giving the kid some money. but he said when he heard the kid yelling, you know, the f-bomb back to the attendants, he's like, no. >> the ticket-taker guy and the kid is mouthing off to the guy. i think he got what he deserved. >>> this is a story of a brave woman who had the courage to face her attacker. >> do you have anything to say before the state imposes sentence? >> no, your honor. >> this guy is 18 and he's been sentenced to 15 years in prison because he attempted to rape this woman, heidi damon. >> i am not a victim, i'm the victor. the stronger and the winner. i survived. you have simply victimized yourself. >> hopefully, this will help

the cops arrested the dude. he won't doing that in that store any more. >>> five single mothers are among a group of people ready to turn themselves in for stealing toys for christmas. video from a toys-r-us store in hawaii shows six people taking off with toys. a lawyer turned over the gift wrapped toys to police today. they planned to give the gifts to their children for christmas but had second thoughts at the last minute. each could serve up to five years in prison. >>> getting that crystal ball ready for the big night coming up in times square. that ball weighs in at 12,000 pounds and covered with 3,000 waterford crystal triangles. the theme is let there be friendship. the waterford crystal company donated the crystals from 2001 to the 9/11 eleven memorial and museum. more than 1 million people expected to be in times square on sunday when the ball drops. >> today the rain came and hung around a long time and now we're left with the cold and the wind. >> i hated today. it was cold and raining. >> but it end

the only time a white dude is compatible with a black dude is "a" if he's a fag or "b" he wants to belack. that's the cold, hard truth about it. people are going to watch this on the news and hate me for it, believe that. >> and prison officials believe that racial pride might have contributed to a reen at salt that landed ritchie in the secured confinement unit. >> what you see here is you see ritchie and another guy, a guy out here. and basically they are just hanging out. they already know what's playing. it was premeditated. >> the men are waiting for a black inmate to exit his cell. >> he is immediately met by ritchie who was standing there waiting for the door to be opened. he assaults him and chases him around. this guy is a spectator at this point. you'll see another inmate come running from this side that also aids. now you have the three white guys running around assaulting the one guy here. finally they corner him and get them down and all three of them get on him before the officers can actually respond and activate their chemical agents. >> the victim received treatment a

mike white is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny dude. talented dude.lso the president of nintendo america, reggie fils-aime is here! [ cheers and applause ] we'll take a sneak peek at "legend of zelda: skyward sword." oh, my god! [ cheers and applause ] so excited about that. >> steve: you love that game. >> jimmy: that's my favorite video game of all time, "legend of zelda." >> steve: you love it. >> jimmy: and this is the new one. i might weep when i play this one. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i know. >> jimmy: i might cry tonight. >> steve: i think you're going to cry as you're playing it. i'm going to get towels on the floor just in case. >> jimmy: i might cry when r-patz gets out here. >> steve: well, no. i know that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love him so much! this guy -- we got some great music for you guys. this guy is, like -- i would say he's like the justin bieber of country music. i'm just saying it. i don't know. you got to see him. he's, like, a young kid, super talented, all the girls love him, and he plays all the instruments

dude, you need some sugar. >> got to get your glucose up, dude. >> drink, you need some sugar, dude.group asks josh if he wants to see a doctor. >> swallow. swallow, josh. >> you want to go to the hospital? >> no, don't need to go to the hospital. he's getting better. >> they urge josh to wake up. >> keep your eyes open, dude. keep your eyes open. >> don't roll your eyes to the back of the head. >> josh's body is in shock from the tattoo. he hasn't eaten since breakfast and he regularly donates blood plasma for money. >> i'm starting to make out shapes. i can see somebody walking up. anthony's right there. and justin is sitting next to me. >> very good. >> as josh struggles to regain consciousness, a man nearby in the park is upset by the commotion. he doesn't want police attention. >> you all need to get the [ muted ] out of here, man, because these guys are getting ready to call the police already. you all got sitting there filming them. that's [ muted ]. you do what the [ muted ] you've got to do and get the [ muted ] out of here, man. >> several of the young runaways are prepared

. >> dude!> of course, totally wrecked your dirt bike, bro. >> dude. >>> you've probably heard of a vegetarian, right? >> uh-huh. >> doesn't eat meat. have you heard of a fruitarian? i never heard the term fruitarian was in the 199 movie "knotting hill". >> what's a fruitarian? >> we believe fruits and vegetables have feelings so we think cooking is cruel. >> that's not actually what a fruitarian is. but i wanted to find a real fruitarian and i did. her name is star khechara. >> the aging process altogether. things that start to affect normal people is not affecting me. >> fruit is packed with a lot of sugar. good sugar, but isn't it full of a lot of sugar. >> some nutritionists say it's not a good idea to be a fruitarian. you need some protein your need things that you can't get strictly from fruit. we actually have star khechara, via skype, right this minute. >> hi. >> i assume you still go to see a doctor. what do they say about your diet? >> i trained in nutrition myself, so i use my own sci

now. ♪ >> so you're sure about this, dude, right, benji?yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's scary. >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, speaking of scary, you have a hole in your pants. >> i know. >> jimmy: you've been exposing yourself the whole time to our audience. what happened? >> when i get nervous i -- it's not an erection thing. >> jimmy: what? >> when i get nervous, it's -- it's -- i do a deep lunge, and -- and it alleviates all the nerves out -- out of me. >> jimmy: so you did a lunge before you came out? >> i did a lunge before i came out, but these are not lunge approved pants apparently, and i definitely popped a couple of holes. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: can you just give a lunge on the way out. >> no -- what's going to happen. >> jimmy: come on, it'll be fun. people want to see it, man. [ cheers ] i don't want to make it. it's a pg show, you guys. go see jeremy renner on imax. you get to see the whole package. him and tom cruise, "mission: impossible - ghost protocol." rooney mara joins us next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ capital one's new ca

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quit playing with that branch, dude. >> before you know it, the fight is on. i'd like to nominate this emu for the world's most awkward fighting stance. >> they're going to fight. >> what is that? >> he's doing the rope-a-dope. >> head moves. [ laughter ] >> the emu attempts some weird jump kick. but it gets absolutely nowhere. >> maybe he's emulating the kangaroo. >> i like how the kangaroo puts his dukes up. like, you know they're known to box. emu is like i'm getting my emu buddy in on this. and the kangaroo really just wants to keep playing with the branch. >> this emu continues his awkward fighting stance. >> he's ganging up on him. look at that. >> the emu tries some weird stomping "lord of the dance" moves. >> then there's three emus, the one is still kind of the main culprit here. there's a face-off, the kangaroo keeps bouncing around. >> there's really not much fighting in this clip, it's mostly just dancing. >> posturing. ♪ >> i think emus should just stick to standing around and leave the fighting to other animals that actually fight and not dance i