look at him, dude. look at him swerve. dude. it's a pretty small city.ot hurt, it could have been my friend's friend or could have been my friend's mom. so many possibilities. it's dangerous. he's going to rear end someone. >> the unpredictable driver passes a jogger on the side of the road. >> you can see a lady running and he passes her. that's right where he's swerving back and forth. he could have easily veered off the road and ended that lady's life. >> that's when they decide to call 911. >> hi, we're following this car and i think he's drunk driving. >> swerving. >> he's swerving. >> they told us not to follow him, which we kind of disregarded. we kept calling them and explaining what was going on, and they just told us that the police would be there shortly. >> but after several minutes, there's no sign of the police. the two friends feel obligated to follow the driver. >> we just had a weird feeling he was going to hit someone. i feel like he might crash or something. >> as the driver approaches an intersection, that gut feeling proves to be spo

and said -- >> dude, perfect. >> it's something guys say a lot. dude, perfect.ice shot. >> so let's start off. >> with a name in place and modest expectations, the guys launched the video on youtube. >> we figured we would share with our friends and hopefully get a laugh out of it. >> but friends share it with other friends, setting off a chain reaction. within a couple of days the video scores more than 100,000 views. >> i literally remember watching someone a couple of rows in front of me watching our video in class. it was the greatest feeling ever. >> the dudes want to up the ante. they create even more extreme trick shot videos. and in many cases, the harder the shot, the higher the head count. while driving by texas a&m's football stadium, tyler and coby get an idea for their biggest shot yet. >> i looked over and saw how big it was. he said, i really think i can make a shot from up there. and i'm like, bro, there is no way. >> and i told him if he got me in there i would make a shot. >> a few e-mails later, dude perfect gets full access to the stadium. >>

it is a dude. it is probably younger than miley, a dancing dude. >> skinny and he had a bottle with three x's on it. that was the primitive way of saying santa has been drinking. >> that is like the grinch. >> by the way, that's every dance now with young people. it simulates intercourse. >> it is the same thing in "dirty dancing" and take out the booze and change out miley with the girl with the nose changing. >> he has his round little red glasses with the red lenses lenses and carrying a bag with xxx on it because santa is drunk. that's edgy. >> this whole thing is boring. i agree. she is 21 years old and you will do stuff and you think you are the first one that ever did it and acted a fool. who cares? >> do something that shocks muslims. come on. >> thank you. draw a mohamed. >> are you not a real pop star. >> i stand corrected. the fact is you don't do that because you don't want to die. >> it is not her job to throw herself into a dagger. >> how did this, she is doing something that is not r

he is taking part of a series called "dude you're screwed." it appears this sunday on the discovery channel. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, would you like to star in a remake of "saturday night fever"? i'll direct it. >> okay. i don't know what that joke meant. their support was token, and now it is broken. young people are over obama. according to a survey from harvard, university, go ingrown hairs, a majority of americans under 25 would like to boot barak from office. it was down 11 points pr a year ago. and a little over half of the 18 to would 4 said they -- 18 to 24 said they would recall the president if they could. bottom line, democrats no longer have a strangle hold on our nation's youngest and perhaps sexiest voters. we asked the typical millenial to comment. >> he can't vote in our country. he doesn't even speak the language. rick, welcome back to the show. you look great. you know the youth vote. some say you may know the vote a little too well which is why you had to leave the country for awhile. what does

." >> there's pushing and shoving and beer drinking when a dude gets in a girl's face. >> wait till you see what she does to his face. >> the story behind the love bite that's minus the love bite. >> outdoorsmen trying to unstick two bucks discover -- >> while they're really, really blocked together. >> and a man tried to snuff out his family and -- >> you'll see every second of it on camera. >> the chilling surveillance when he lights it up. >> and move it over, baby because now it's -- >> hanukkah honey. >> the video to get you in the mood for latkas. >> it may be december but there's always time for a good video for october fest. beer's aflowing. pay attention to this gal here, a 30-year-old american. you can see she's not having such a good time. she pushes that guy and kind of getting it a little -- watch this dude here, a 23-year-old australian. here he pushes something in her face. some reports say it was her camera and she wanted it back and he pushes it right into her teeth. wait till you see what she does to his face. >> punches him three times! >> when these two get face to f

. >> and dude gets up on the ice auger. >> and he's going for a ride like he's a bucking bronco. >> see the rodeo with a twist next. >>> we just had a call to go and collect a grounded bird. >> this is a dynamic duo of carry walter and walter desayer. they're a south african couple working with cape griffins. these are south african vultures. they rescue birds and help breed these cape griffins and help release them back into the wild. they have to go out and rescue an endangered bird out in the field and they encounter a pretty aggressive elephant while they're doing so. check it out. >> whoa. >> they manage to rescue this bird. that's just one of the many that they work with. check out their sanctuary where they help breed and raise this bird hoping to stabilize the number of this species. >> when you come in there, they're up against the opposite side and then you know it's time for them to go. >> what's in a first flight look like? here you see this gorgeous cape griffin. that's persie. persie's going to show us. pretty remarkable. they've got a camera facing the front, a camera tow

>> i don't know. >> come on, dude. guess.me your best educated guess. >> they didn't want me to see the game? >> that wasn't a good guess. that wasn't a good guess. >> no? >> no. >> you're here for threats on another inmate, or actual assault on another inmate. how much did you have to do with that? or did you have anything to do with him? >> i had a little bit to do with him. i just told him, hey, put that in your house and everything's going to be good. >> so you told him to hold the hooch? >> yeah. >> you didn't threaten him, beat him up? >> no, he was all for it. he was like, i'm going to get to drink? i was like, yeah, and he was good to go. i didn't have to threaten him at all. that old dude, i'm not going to hit him. >> why did he get so scared? >> i'm not sure. >> well, you know what, we've had pretty good salmon out here with these s.o.s and haven't had a lot of trouble out of you guys. i don't want it to start. >> i didn't know he was an s.o. until he brought it up. because everybody was kicking it with him. everybo

some dudes are out duck hunting in a boat. >> something's about to pay them a visit. >> what it's likebe the target of an obsessed seal. >> what do you do when cliff diving is not challenging enough? meet the guys who amped it up to a whole new level. plus a little girl in the lingerie store with mommy. >> and the cameras come out at a party. see who got caught doing what. >> when you are an avid sky diver and you're very comfortable up in the skies, why not have a little fun like these guys who decided to bring along their inflatable pool toys. we have the angle of rick winkler, he's a legit sky diver. he's the founder of iloveskydiving.org. he has this inflatable turtle. everyone's sort of on something. seems like a lot of fun, that is until the inflatable toy decides to wrap itself around your leg, sending you on an uncontrollable spin cycle of death! >> look at how fast he is going to. >> and he can't just shake it off his leg? >> apparently he wasn't able to do that. he was doing about six revolutions per second. really, really, really fast. >> how ironic is an inflatable tool toi

the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids. >> comingp -- >> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> it's self-inflicted. what are you, from the planet mars? e announcer ] here's a question for you: the energy in one gallon of gas is also enough to keep your smartphone running for how long? 30 days? 300 days? 3,000 days? the answer is... 3,000 days. because of gasoline's high energy density, your car doesn't have to carry as much fuel compared to other energy sources. take the energy quiz. energy lives here. i was having trouble getting out of bed in the morning because my back hurt so bad. the sleep number bed conforms to you. i wake up in the morning with no back pain. i can adjust it if i need to...if my back's a little more sore. and by the time i get up in the morning, i feel great! if you have back pain, toss and turn at night or wake up tired with no energy, the sleep number bed could be your solution. th

. >> dude told me he was going to stab me. i told him to get his knife and i went in and got my knife. >> whether it's with officers. >> you are the captain, man. something has happened to you. >> disputes with other races or gangs. >> i got in a fight on the level one yard. i had lied to home boys, prison home boys of mine and i guess i had it coming. >> or even a prison romance. >> i had sex with my cellie. >> in corcoran it's not a question of if there will be violence, but when. >> everybody down! get down! >> violence flares in the gym on "a" yard and officers move quickly to reclaim control. david salazar, the victim of the battery, refuses to identify his attacker, and the corcoran officers launch a massive investigation. >> let me see your knuckles. >> flip them. you can pick up your shirt? >> take your whole shirt off. >> hey, salazar, are you a -- >> this inmate apparently got assaulted really, really bad inside the gym. we're going to have to take him to the ambulance, to the hospital. he was severely beaten from wh

. >> now meet the dude whose new trick to sell an old car works. >> i'm very excited about that. >> i'm talking to the whole world when i say this -- control your temper. this woman in new zealand needs to control her temper and maybe get some pants and a shirt. >> that's a road rage fight. she's upset with these women that she's yelling at because apparently these women cut her off. and not only is she yelling at them, she is, according to police, threatening them with a skew driv screwdriver. >> she's got a shiv and a bikini. >> apparently the person shooting this video was in the car with that person. >> whoa. did she just throw a punch or stab the person? >> this woman saw the video after it went viral and they say she turned herself in to police but police in new zealand are looking for the victim to find out what went down. >> police in ann arbor released the security footage of this young man and this young woman standing at the all the owe pay station but watch this fella. >> what? >> that hurts. >> punched the screen in with his hand. you can tell it hurt him because he's doubl

>> dihave this moment once everything ended. >> how many dudes have you kissed tonight?wipe after every time. >> it's like a cpr dummy. >> don't worry about it, just kiss me. i've never had to beg anyone for a kiss before. either way, it was really fun. it was great to work with stewart. and, ladies, he speak spanish. head over to "right this minute".com and check on today's show to see it or click on our mobile best individual >>> hi, everyone. i'm beth troutman. it's time for the best videos on the web. "right this minute." >> and how a driver paid off not a moment too soon. >> a kidnapping is caught on camera. but see why this video is so not what it looks like. >> an update on that cyclist who claims

worried drivers spot this poor dude -- >> hanging from the edge of that home. >> see why calling 911 didn't do much to help him. it's dash cam video that -- >> will open your eyes. >> how a woman survived the crash but boy is she steamed. and he goes in for a kiss but she gives -- >> the old nice to meet you hand shake. >> the story behind the video that launched a dating debate. >> no wonder he got the handshake. >> a marion county corrections officer could be facing jail time. it all has to do with this video from back on october 8th. you're seeing charlie broderick, a corrections officer, bringing in a dui suspect, james duckworth. >> you're dragging my [ bleep ]. >> he kind of has some words for the suspect here. then a suspect points out another officer and says -- >> this guy right here is doing his job. he's doing his job. his doing his job. >> no. >> yes. you're the one acting up. >> he calls the other officer a gentleman, he's kind of having some words with broderick. but here's the moment that's in question. duckworth, the suspect, kind of goes to spit, maybe get something

. >> and the dude that takes on ear piercing. but the method that's not for the faint of heart. >> two, one, oh, my god! >> there's road rage and then there's attempted murder. the car we're riding in is a porsche. he's trying to run away from 47-year-old stanislav. there was bender between the two. here comes the attacker. did you see the car swerve in front? he's trying to get away from stanislav. you can hear the driver upset. did you hear that? that was not a tire popping. that's a gunshot. the man in the other suv is firing at the unnamed driver in the porsche. he then gets himself truck in front and the attack gets even worse. listen. >> oh, no! oh, my gosh. >> the guy continues to run away but he's caught up again. this guy is unrelenting. according to some reports, stanislav is a convicted drug offender. he corners the driver. the beating so bad you see the dash cam get knocked as the windshield is smashed. the driver was shot and injured. he miraculously survived this attack somehow. but the crazy part about this video i

. >> and dude just crashing along. >> surfing, singing and playing the guitar. >> meet the ultimate multi-tasker who is good at everything. >> i'm not going to lie to you guys. when i first saw this video, i just shook my head. >> shm. >> get your [ bleep ] back in your [ bleep ] car. >> is this real? >> this is real. and it escalated quickly, wouldn't you say? >> what did it escalate over? >> let me tell you the back story. this is melissa. the other gentleman is lauren. this gentleman is carey. they went to high school together in north carolina. today they ended up in the same apartment complex in lynnwood, washington. >> she keeps saying he left bullets on her doorstep but by "bullet" she meant coors light, the silver bullet. >> get away from me! >> leave me alone! >> get away from me! get the [ bleep ] away from me. >> they start throwing punches at each other. she seems to throw the first one and he retaliates. they were budds in high school. melissa and lauren should carey out, they stopped hanging out with him. >> get away from me, get away from me, get away from me. get away from me! >>

>> dihave this moment once everything ended. >> how many dudes have you kissed tonight?wipe after every time. >> it's like a cpr dummy. >> don't worry about it, just kiss me. i've never had to beg anyone for a kiss before. either way, it was really fun. it was great to work with stewart. and, ladies, he speak spanish. head over to "right this minute".com and check on today's show to see it or click on our minute".com andid you get chipss for the party? nope. [ ding ] cheese plate? cheese plate. no, i made something better. you used the oven? boom. [ male announcer ] pillsbury crescents. make the holidays pop. ♪ make t♪ holidays pop. hey, that's the last crescent! oh, did you want it? yeah. we'll split it. [ female announcer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. that's half. that's not half! guys, i have more. thanks, mom. [ female announcer ] do you have enough pillsbury crescents? individual >>> hi, everyone. i'm beth troutman. it's time for the best videos on the web. "right this minute." >> and how a driver paid off not a moment too soon. >> a kidnapping is caug

if you killed him, what are you going to get, dude? >> life. >> a life bit. you're stupid, dude.u don't use your head, you're going to lose the rest of your life right here. you're still a kid, dude. but you turn around and be my age and not even know it. look at me. 43 now, man. what are you doing? i've done done. i've been through it. done it. lockup, stabbing, fighting, being tough. you don't have to be tough, man. if i could get ahold of you, boy, i'd whip you just for that reason. and i'd try to knock your teeth out just because i care about you, boy. just to wake you up. not to hurt you, but just to show you you're ignorant at times. you can't really tell you me you're stupid, you know, because you're not. you know how i do it. i don't know about you, boy. you hurt my feelings. i can tell you that. you let me down. of all the people, i thought you were going to come through. you better wake up, josh. no matter how much i care about you, if you got to learn the hard way, you're going to do that on your own, man. if you get into this anymore, i'm for real done, man. >> you go

and a prank goes haywire when a dude tells his girl friend he cheated. >> the stupid girl, it was one -- >> why the twist on this one is worth waiting for. >> are you [ bleep ] serious? oh, shoot! >> he's pranking her. >> oh, no. >> seems like nowadays more and more people are interested in like fancy hand-crafted cocktails at the bar. they're sort of making a comeback. this video here from brussels, belgium, the guy is about to do something known as the absent pipe, it's a glass pipe that the guy will light on fire, looks like the guy will suck the vapor from the pipe. >> and it's supposed to be really strong, right? >> the guy who shot this, his name is sasha. he told us the bartender was hesitant about giving the guy the shot. i think the bartender was right about having some hesitation because watch. >> oh, my god. >> quickly something goes wrong. i watched this a bunch of times. did he bump the pipe and the substance jostled everywhere? >> i think it jumped out all over his skin. >> watch the bartender's hand. his fingers were on fire as well. >> he told us the gentleman you're s

. - wait, wait, dude, hold up. - it's gonna be crazy. - first of all, slow down.all, i'm not up to that yet. - oh, i'm sorry. - no, yeah. - i didn't know that. - i will erase it. - ass is like da-dow, blizz-ow. i'm like, "peace." you know what i'm saying? like-- - jordan, right now-- like, right now--you must listen to how this white dude is talking to black people. - get out of my face with yo tommy bahama ass. i'm trying to make some big dough. i'm a dj. - no, no. - "i'm a dj." - i put that pussy on the chain wax, son. - he puts the pussy on the chain-- - that's pathetic. that's pathetic. - what's up, girl? - he's walking this way. he's totally walking this way. - oh, no, i can't. i can't. i can't. - just go with it, dude. just go with it. - hey! - i can't. - [calmly] hey! how's it going? - key and peele, right? - good. - so stoked you guys are here. thanks for coming out. you guys rock. awesome. yo, kevin, let me get some red vines! - [clears throat] - want to get out of here? - yep. [soul music] ♪ [cheers and applause] - whoo! whoo! [cheers and applause contin

i was like dude, what the heck is going on.ust jailing. >> i said hey, if we all share a shower, we will save water. it is just jailing. and that was what it was. and he wrote a kite saying i made him feel uncomfortable. and i was so angry because they were joking before i got up there, him and another inmate, oops he dropped the soap before i even got up there. it is just the horseplay that goes on when you're in an all male facility in an area like that. >> the second time he came over, he is like hey, we are in the shower together again and all this. then he started talking about the jail wants us to save money, we should shower together and use the same soap and the same towel and so at that point i was like you know, this is ridiculous. this dude is an actual predator. >> did you make a comment? >> in jest, we all did. it was going on before i got up there. it is something that the guys, they had -- jail is a lot like a men's locker room, there's comments constantly. >> used to play scrabble all the time. i kind of quit pl

and a prank goes haywire when a dude tells his girl friend he cheated. >> the stupid girl, it was one -- >> why the twist on this one is worth waiting for. >> are you [ bleep ] serious? oh, shoot! >> he's pranking her. >> oh, no. >> seems like nowadays more and more people are interested in like fancy hand-crafted cocktails at the bar. they're sort of making a comeback. this video here from brussels, belgium, the guy is about to do something known as the absent pipe, it's a glass pipe that the guy will light on fire, looks like the guy will suck the vapor from the pipe. >> and it's supposed to be really strong, right? >> the guy who shot this, his name is sasha. he told us the bartender was hesitant about giving the guy the shot. i think the bartender was right about having some hesitation because watch. >> oh, my god. >> quickly something goes wrong. i watched this a bunch of times. did he bump the pipe and the substance jostled everywhere? >> i think it jumped out all over his skin. >> watch the bartender's hand. his fingers were on fire as well. >> he told us the gentleman you're s

just being dudes 1234* i just wish the ad listed contact info.ey got in such great shape. michael, obamacare needs to enroll more straight, healthy men like those guys. i think that adds up. >> those guys were all football players. they are in very good shape. it is not the administration. it is another group that is leak -- i don't know why they care enough to get people enrolled and spend all of this money on naked dudes. actually, i do know. that was a pretty good ad. >> if you did that and it was the other way, gender reversed. you had women in bikinis. >> the controversy over the swy dish bikini team which was neither swedish or actually a team. and they were selling beer and everyone was upset. it was the early 90s. would it be okay if they were bouncing around and selling mammograms? >> that is an interesting point. it is one i will pre extend to make on -- pretend to make on my own. >> there were few women in this ad which makes me think maybe it is not for straight men. >> i was sitting there watching it and enjoying it so much and then

once everything ended. >> how many dudes have you kissed tonight? >> don't worry. after every time. >> i wipe after every time. >> like a cpr dummy. >> don't worry about it. kiss me. >> i've never had to beg anyone for a kiss before. >> it was fun, great to work with stuart. >> and ladies, he speaks spanish. i did learn that about stuart. if you want to see the entire thing head over to rightthisminute.com and click on today's show or see it on our mobile app. >> all right. everybody, it's giveaway time at "rtm." let's get started. >> we're giving you a chance to win an ipad mini. all you need is today's buzzword, be a u.s. resident and 18 years old to enter. >> using a mobile page or tablet, go to our facebook page and cling on the first link. >> it's sparks. >> get to facebook.com/right this minute and click on a win an ipad mini button. >> sparkle, spark-p-a-r-k-l-es-. good luck, everybody. >> we are going to learn how to say merry christmas in 24 different languages. >> spread cheer from all around the world. >> merry christmas. hehersrshehey'y's s isis m e tha

. >> he could easily just be followers of this dude. they could all be acting.f this guy can do this, why can't tons of people do this. the people at our end are believers of this efo technique. the people that are making this video are sceptics. they get up and approach you at one point in this video. the different techniques they are employing don't seem to work on this guy in the tan t-shirt. they also asked him some questions. repeatedly, it appears this efo technique does not work on these sceptics that are questioning yuka. the video has gotten quite a bit of attention around the world, over half a million hits. it has raised a lot of questions. we have one of the instructors that was in this video, jenny yelkunin. does efo work? it appears it doesn't. >> actually, it does. first of all, i have to tell you, it is not self-study. it is something else we are studying by these movements that we are practicing and it is far bigger than self-defense. >> he is claiming he can seriously just use the power of his mind. >> and he can and we all can. when we ever pr

i'm talking smash hit, dude. 70 countries. this girl's doing it. ball" tonight. miley cyrus is with us, and it's going to be great! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to outer space. ooh. people are doing this now. there's the virgin galactic, richard branson. he's like, "let's get our party on." he's going to go up into space and party in space. that's what he wants to do now. and people are shelling out lots of dough to go. >> steve: lots of green. >> jimmy: kutch. >> steve: the kutch is going? >> jimmy: beibs. >> steve: beibs. >> jimmy: harry styles. >> steve: stylesy's going? >> jimmy: stylesy's going. >> steve: beibs and the kutch. >> jimmy: and the kutch. and i heard brad pitt. >> steve: bri pitt? >> jimmy: bri pitt? it's a weird nickname. but yeah, bri pitt is going. i am not attending. >>

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you mean yes, please. >> dihave this moment once everything ended. >> how many dudes have you kissedight? >> don't worry, i wipe of a every time. >> you're like a cpr dumby. i've never. >> if you want to see the entire thing, head oaf to "right this minute".com and click on today's show or you can see it on our mobile app. >> we are going to learn how to say merry christmas in 24 different languages. >> spread cheer from all >>> time to light up the old christmas tree. >> rated r style. >> our friend describes just what he's going to do and why. >> it's th time of year again. it's time f drunk driving message. >> here he puts in a pole. then he has a circle of rock to hold down some string he's going to use as guide wires. the strong forms a christmas tree shape and walks around that and, boom, realtime all it is is a flash and here it is slowed down, that ribbon of fire just snaking its way up the christmas tree shape until it hit the top where it gets into the car. he does a couple of different speeds down. >> merry christmas in swahili. french. >> felice navida. >> we are going to

. >> dudes just ammunition. >> and he tries to pick up women. >> what happens when one husband is not amused. >> you know, you just never know when your life could come to an end. mountain biker cedric grassia went out mountain biking off the coast of mad gas gar. very simple, flat section of this track they're on. nothing extreme. cedric is a champion mountain biker. whup see this, actually you're going to think that's pretty ch. >> oh, shoot. >> did you see it? >> whoa. whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd it come from? >> oh, my god. that's dangerous. >> what is that? >> see it? >> sen trick punk teared his femoral artery. he's bleeding out rapidly. cedric trying to put pressure on it himself. his buddies riding with him thankfully think fast and begin to put pressure on this artery. but you can see the blood flowing out of his body. this guy with the helmet cam putting both knees into cedric but cedric starts to realize how severely injured hi he is. >> what happened? >> hard to say. not sure what actually caused the injury. >> when he's coming to terms with his mortality, you see emergency

. >> and what he does that makes him one smooth dude. >> he actually looks rather efficient i have to say. >> two very intense moments caught on dash cam video. this is from boynton beach, florida, have led police to check out some wendy's. robbers had been stealing money from restaurants. so when the car pulled up, police knew that they may have their man. police approached them. when they did, one of the suspects got in the vehicle and took off, leading the police in a high-speed car chase that lasted about two and a half miles. the driver, 22-year-old adam delane ended up smashing his car into a post. he was taken into custody with no injury. the second suspect,er that still looking for him. >> in missouri some guy decided to feel a fedex truck. this went from missouri to kansas. what's interesting is the suspect obeyed traffic laws and used his signal. when the fedex driver got out of the fedex truck, she left the keys in the ignition. that's when he saw it has an opportunity to take the truck. >> you just see the driving there, kind of casual. >> he keeps driving but you see that

love that dude.: that's the way to do it, man. ♪ thank you, oatmeal for looking like i already ate you before i eat you. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: heart healthy. yes. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you e-mails that say you have successfully unsubscribed from these e-mails. that's completely missing the point. stop e-mailing me! [ applause ] no problem. we won't bother you any more. never again. we will never again. make sure we'll never bother you ever again. >> steve: we are not bothering you. >> jimmy: we apologize. just wanna send a third apology for that second apology. we will never ever bother you again. we do miss you over here at netflix. we would love to have you back. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, peer pressure for being totally not cool. unless my friends think its cool, then it's pretty cool, i guess. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, governor chris christie for winning a second term as governor of new jersey and proving that whenever you run, it ends in a landslide. [ cheers and applaus

but that gear's seen a lot of action. >> where's the fire pole, dude? '90s management took the poles out. >> what does every little boy from my age, it was all about sparking the fire dog and the poles. >> i used to love sliding the pole. headquarters was three stories. when you had to slide that thing you had to really hold on because you were going for a ride. the old running board we put up here, we don't use the running board. but this is how many companies we used to have. >> what percentage of that number are active now? >> less than half. and we're fighting a lot more fires. >> you know, i got to say, the kitchen's looking pretty good. >> that's one of the best kitchens in the city. >> tonight's meal is being cooked by paul. he's squad 3's best, they say. >> look at this. >> he's reading the can. that's a good start. >> tonight's menu, crab cakes with a mix of actual crab, and this stuff. sea leg. maybe you know it from such beloved menu items as california roll. hey, firefighters can't afford 100% jumbo lump crab meat, okay? >> what down what th

i love those dudes. they're nuts. i love those guys.ing more than anything they do. >> jimmy: you know, i laugh at everything. i wouldn't even be able to be onset. >> they're hilarious in the dodge durango commercials. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that true? i heard they made like 20 of them. >> there's just a lot of dodge durango commercials with ron burgundy, and they're so funny. have you ever enjoyed a commercial more than that? >> jimmy: no, it made me laugh. i saw one with dancers. but you were telling me there's one with a horse? >> there's one with a horse. i'll let people see that one. yes, i don't want to give away the horse gag. >> jimmy: but there's a funny horse gag. yeah, sorry. another back stage thing. what would woody allen have to say about that? [ light laughter ] [ as woody allen ] >> edward: you know, if that horse so much as whinnies, i'm going to be directing from like 500 yards down the road. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. he killed it right there. you can't tell the horse joke? >> i onl

[laughter] >> jon: was that dude staring at you guys, too? [laughter] all right.t me see if i get. this let me do the math. it's costing them 52 john carters but they earned enough to make 80 john carters. money was so much easier top comprehend before we moved to a job carter based financial system. [laughter] here is another marker that distinguishes people from corporations. >> under the terms of the settlement ubs did not admit any wrongdoing. >> goldman admitted no wrongdoing in the process. >> jp morgan will not admit wrongdoing per se. >> jon: so if you didn't do anything wrong per se is the $13 billion a gift? a down payment, a tip, i didn't do anything wrong but you are a hell of a government there here is a little something. hey, hey, nice fraud case. now go home and get your (bleep). [ laughter ] just in case you think it only works for financial corporations it doesn't. >> health care manufacturer johnson & johnson will pay more than $2 billion to settle civil and criminal allegations. >> jon: i expect this from you jobson but not you johnson. [ laught

. >> i wonder if the dude hits the bird himself and then he got out of the car to try to move the bird out of the road. >> bird lives another day. >> maybe. >> i think it's official. i think we have reached the end of the internet. >> strange. bizarre. >> this is from the john eats carrots youtube channel and that's exactly what you're seeing. john eating carrots. while listening to a podcast. >> and that's it? >> yup. john described this channel as john eats carrot as the premiere carrot eating series, the show thattin lo unlocks the passion eating carrots. you can see his most recent carrot eating video, number 249 and, yes, every one of the other 248 videos john eating carrots listening to podcasts. >> and they're all 28 minutes long? >> all 28 minutes or some are hours long. and it's just john eats carrots. he also has john drinks water where he drinks water. and get this, one of the videos was five hours long and he drank 1,000 bottles of water. and he has a channel john wraps things in duct tape. >> who sat there through the five hours of video. >> i want to know which one of our