hey, dude, [ bleep ]. i'm going to put you in the ground. now what? >> while most of his fellow inmates infuriate him, abuhl wanted our female producer to know that he has nothing but respect for women and children. >> i have zero tolerance for certain behaviors in other men. they disrespect a woman, they try to take, you know, sexually, i'm going to put them in the ground. there's certain people and certain criteria. rape-os, child molesters. you can't cure them. there's no cure for them. so, you kill them. that's how you deal with the problem. there's no more problem then. >> abuhl went on to give us a graphic account of how he murdered his cellmate. >> he was talking about how he was going to strangle this lady. so, i tore up the sheet.

. ♪ dude look like a lady♪ >> aerosmith song that describes the first video "dude looks like a lady"t looks like a lady but it's a dude. this in melbourne, australia. >> does not look like a lady. >> dude lady, walks up to the counter counter. as you can see the guy's up to no good. guess what he has in his handbag. >> werther's originals. >> no he's packing some heat. >> gosh! >> according to police home made fake handgun. >> that's not what i was expect scll ! >> something tells me the guy had to dress like a woman to carry the gun. >> puts the gun back in the bag after handed a wad of cash. police want to know if anybody recognizes him. >> his mother's going to turn him in when she's looking for her handbag and wig. >> this guy decided to break into a tesco express shop. unfortunately this guy was actually able to get inside. but watch what he takes. according to police he only grabbed a couple of bottles of alcohol. only what he could hold in his arms. looks like three or four. he's still on the loose, if anybody recognizes him, please turn him in. >> he should have dressed look

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if you killed him, what are you going to get, dude? >> life. >> a life bit. you're stupid, dude. if you don't use your head, you're going to lose the rest of your life right here. you're still a kid, dude. but you turn around and be my age and not even know it. look at me. 43 now, man. what are you doing? i've done done. i've been through it. done it. lockup, stabbing, fighting, being tough. you don't have to be tough, man. if i could get ahold of you, boy, i'd whip you just for that reason. and i'd try to knock your teeth out just because i care about you, boy. just to wake you up. you're ignorant. you can't really tell you me you're stupid, you know, because you're not. you know how i do it. i don't know about you, boy. you hurt my feelings. i can tell you that. you let me down. of all the people, i thought you were going to come through. you better wake up, josh. no matter how much i care about you, if you got to learn the hard way, you're going to do that on your own, man. if you get into this anymore, i'm for real done, man. >> you got anything down there? >> what do you nee

♪ >> seth: so wonderful to see you again. >> dude, it's good to see you.tor that drank a beer with semen in it, in his first movie, following russell crowe. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah, we're pretty psyched about it too. it combines to a perfect night. >> yeah. >> seth: this is great, we were talking backstage. we have not seen each other for 14 years. >> 14 years, dude. >> seth: last time we saw each other within this building, you hosted "snl" and you were in one of the great snl sketches of all time. >> the patriotism sketch. >> seth: patriotism sketch. for those of you who don't remember, we worked in an office together and you were the boss. >> yeah. >> seth: and it was right after 9/11, this is the second snl. >> well, it's already funny that i'm a boss in anything. to me that was really funny, right. >> seth: and this was 15 years ago. >> right, exactly. >> seth: and everybody had been encouraged to wear patriotic clothes and will ferrell, of course, wore a super short dress and a half shirt. and its really just one of the great sketches of all time.

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there's another dude sliding to a stop tripped up and it's a domino effect. >> but the first guy stayed on his feet. >> goofs up his buddy. why would you do that. >> deer comes out of nowhere, misses them both. >> glad to see kids wearing helmets, elbow pads gloves. at least they're trying to protect themselves from injuries like this. >>> that little creature there on the left is bentley. bentley is a 9-month-old potbellied pig let. but bentley's video from the hospital has gone viral ♪ ♪ ♪ angels are calling♪ >> as you can see, bentley looks a little bit different because bentley was in the hospital after suffering a seizure. the woman singing him a lullaby is corin delorenzo, the founder of the earth animal sanctuary. she took the pig in but she noticed one day he had fallen over he had collapsed. they took him to the hospital and realized that he had bacterial meningitis. it caused brain swelling. that left him blind but he needed surgery. he only had a 10% chance of survival. >> and she still went through with the surgery. >> she thought he's such a sweet pig. she thought, what els

i'm like, com, dude.me with that dude to the club. >> jon: with bishop desmond tutu? >> parties his ass off. talk about anti-semitism. the guy hates those people. hates your people. >> jon: yeah you know. >> that's true. >> jon: you know what's sad, i said that before to them. you, and they were like "i can see that." >> it all adds up. >> jon: what are you doing? can you answer a question for me? what's life like out there? i'm leaving this place. when you guys all leave i always feel like the fourth grade teacher, like my students they leave and go out and come back at 18 and look at me like oh you poor little punk-ass boy. what is it like out there? is it fun? >> your perception is skewed there. it's-- yeah, it's different. it's different. >> jon: what time do you have to get up? >> oh, jon! well what time do you get up? >> i get up at 6:30. >> no! >> jon: do you miss the-- the routine-- i'm worried-- i'm a bit of a person that has to have habits and routines. i wear the same clothes every day, eat the

. >> see what one dude does that has people blowing up on facebook. it's a glorious day for para parablieding over the beach. a fall out at the lake and find out why you don't want to mess with that spider. >> some days it's just not your time to punch the clock. we're talking about one african buffalo and that african buffalo refuses to go down without a fight. you can see that buffalo dragging that lion around. that other lion caught air for messing with him. >> bad news for that lion. as he gets gored, that's it. >> you can see that lion is not letting go. >> he went for the wrong part of the buffalo. the butt cheek, really. >> that buffalo not giving up. it edges closer and closer to the tour. watch what happens and listen closely. >> what was that? >> it punctured a tire on that vehicle and they believe he scared the lions away. >> nice move man. >> wow, you know when i heard that i thought someone had gotten involved in what was going down. >> watch these people. they're working on it. not that far away. i would be in no hurry. >> wow. >> that's

when you see a dude with a kite that's your cue. >> reunions are special. this reunion is about a man and something he lost 39 years ago. he went and got it and got his camera so he can repeal what he found in his yard with his metal detector. >> i didn't bring my camera with me. something i lost 39 years ago and it's the best find i've ever had. it's my class ring. >> what? >> no it's in his backyard. >> in his yard. it's been there for so long. this video shot back in 2013 just getting attention. >> you talk about bringing tears to my eyes. >> i love the emotion you can hear in this guy's voice. you hear him describe why this is emotional for him. >> i worked really hard to get that. my momma helped me. it made my day. made my whole week. >> i wish i could see it shined up now. >> i'm so glad he didn't move. >> car accidents completely unexpected. you never know when they're going to happen. here's the worst example. >> is that a grocery store? >> that is a grocery store and a car just plows right through. >> for which you natalie, nobody was in the store

pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy.itely in. ♪ >> larry: welcome back. we're talking about race, gender and superheroes. joining me on the panel tonight: hip-hop artist and comic book aficionado, jean grae. you can see him at the kennedy center in washington, d.c. on march 27. comedian and host of the nerd of mouth podcast, mike lawrence, he's written and drawn every character from batman and wonder woman to spiderman and the xmen, comic book artist phil jimenez and director of content and character development at marvel comics and co-creator of the muslim "ms. marvel" comic, sana amanat. (cheers and applause) >> you did it! >> larry: that's pretty good. let's get to it. there's been so many different characters over the years. i was talk tact resistance to change for example the "star wars" example. sit racism, sexism or nerdism that's the problem? >> everything. you can't limit it to one particular thing. i think people are just afraid of change and they don't like it when their toys are played with. i don't. i mean,

. >> jon: dude, dude let me tell you something that's like your@[bleep] hogwarts it is unbelievable. >> it is it. >> jon: even when it's hot out and there is still wearing the sweater. it's unbelievable. >> i mean, but now these poor interns will be forced to live as muggles. unless you chip in. jon, for a one time donation of just 156,000-- . >> jon: wow. >> you can help a dying kid's wish come true. >> jon: they're not dying. they're just -- >> aren't we all jon? i mean technically aren't we all? >> jon: i guess so. >> i mean you faster than most. >> jon: all right, thank you. hasan minhaj everybody we'll be right back. what do you think? when i first sit in the seat it makes me think of a bmw. i feel like i'm in a lexus. you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. feels kind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope

pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy.ly in. ♪ you could win an out of the blue party with a rockstar, like charli xcx. follow us on twitter and hashtag out of the blue with a picture of pepsi. what made you switch to taco bell breakfast? i, i, for me i personally think that all the breakfast sandwiches are the same. a dry biscuit with sausage or bacon on it. and that's it. have a nice day. but this is an a.m. crunchwrap. with my eggs, and my bacon and cheese. but what really sets it off is the fact that i have a hashbrown in here. really, who does that? i pass a mcdonald's and i pass a burger king just to get to taco bell. i'm c.j. and i'm a breakfast defector! ♪ [bong!] >> jon: oh my guest tonight very funny man his new movie is called get hard. >> wait what happened to my tennis court. >> dave you no longer refer to this area as a tennis court from this point on this is the yard. understand something, dave. the yard is the most deadliest part of prison. you got to step carefully because if you step in the wrong place at

. >> dude kicked in the head and almost took it off his shoulder! that person was at the counter first when the video starts. when this guy ups it he kicks. here's the sad thing that happens after it. the guy goes into convulsions and the same man that kicked him drops on the ground and provides aid to this man while the store clerk is calling 911. >> that was one heck of a kick. it's like he separated his spinal cord. >> he was turned over to police and the e.r. doctors. >> this video was submitted from a right this minute viewer in san jose california. imagine her fear. she notices somebody is lurking around her house. she has four minutes of video on her security system that had multiple camera views of this guy trying to get into her house. there you see him tearing into the door. this guy is able to get inside the house. >> is she at home at the time? >> nick she is at home. she's looking at the video on her phone app. she is hidden inside the house. she is on the phone with police from the time she called it takes them five minutes to get ther

a really cool dude. thomas weller who hits the highways in san diego just helping people out. he has been doing this for a very long time. >> he's like the angel of the highway. >> yeah. he shares a lot of his videos on youtube. he has a dash cam set up on beulah his beloved car. this young man ran out of car. san diego highway man is like i've got you, dude. >>> this woman has apparently a dead battery. thomas gave her his booster battery along with a pay it forward card to say don't forget to do something good for someone else. there's a video he posted last year in the especially scary one. that's a ladder. >> look at this guy. thomas is putting not only his time time, his own money, but his life on the line for people. >> yeah. >> someone did this for him? he was driving down the highway, someone helped him out and since then it's the ultimate pay it forward? >> his job is not done yet. he gets into his car, he starts driving. but watch. that red card clipped that ladder. now he's on the side of the road with probably a flat tire. thomas pulls over right behind that car an

. >> dude told me he was going to stab me. i told him to get his knife and i went in and got my knife. >> whether it's with officers. >> you are the captain, man. something has happened to you. >> disputes with other races or gangs. >> i got in a fight on the level one yard. i had lied to some home boys, fresno home boys of mine. and i guess i had it coming. >> or even a prison romance. >> i had sex with my cellie. >> in corcoran it's not a question of if there will be violence, but when. >> everybody down! get down! >> violence flares in the gym on "a" yard and officers move quickly to reclaim control. david salazar, the victim of the battery, refuses to identify his attacker, and the corcoran officers launch a massive investigation. >> let me see your knuckles. >> flip them. can you pick up your shirt? >> take your whole shirt off. >> take it all the way off. >> there is more than just what he's telling us. >> hey, salazar, are you a -- >> this inmate apparently got assaulted really, really bad inside the gym. we're going to

if this used to be abs, if you got one ab you're a big dude.ll. for a man, look at that look at that yeah yeah yeah! stop him, stop him, stop him! stop it! women are going out and buying this damn victoria secret. most of the men don't care about your underwear. huh-uh, you all want us out of the underwear. you all like to see us for a minute. i went to victoria's secret the other day, they had the audacity to have one single pair of panties for $18. you're supposed to get five pairs for $18. i said look look look i had to ask the lady why. she said they were a very special trim and the padding. i said, lady, is there a penis attached? [ laughter ] >> for $18, you know, these panties better do me. >> give them a round of applause. great time thanks for joining us. and you as well. thanks for joining us. until next eeehfdcac -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ >> right now on "eyewitness news" breaking news. young children caught in the middle avenue tense standoff. we've got late details tonight about how they were able to get free. >>> goo

you can talk to my face dude. >> is there a solution? in my face baby ♪ >>> but there's this called the texting hat. >> you know you're you're alls complaining that i can't hold eye contact. >> i don't complaint. >> i can do both. >> this is the brainchild of brad hussa. >> i bought a whole bunch of other ones. i can wear them everywhere. >> the thoughtful face the happy texting hat all kinds of hat. >> this is mostly created by brad but he says his's gotten so much attention, people asking him about it he may actually develop this texting hat. >> i have to tell you, thank you for getting me this. >> i think you're really going to like it. ♪ >>> that's it for this edition of "right this minute." we'll see you next time. >>> bruce jenner addresses all the rumors in the interview that has everyone talking. wendy is breaking it down and all of today's hot topics. >>>ereka vetrini has the inside scoop. and our "spring cha ching" give away is warming up. will wendy call you today

. >> nice putt, dude. nice celebration. >> thanks very much. >> nice putt dude.l they're going to go back to 18 johnny. this has been some swing. it's almost going to be bittersweet to say good-bye to it. but one of these three guys is going to end up hoisting the trophy. holmes has been waiting a long time, 45 minutes or so. >> that could work against him. he has a good tee shot but the other two players are right in the flow. they're warm and had a good experience on 18. the only thing i can say negative about spieth is in the back of his mind he knows he hung on to that drive a little bit in that terrible second shot. he's got to get that out of his head. wagner, i think he's the most pumped he's got the most energy he seems clutch. i might even give wagner a slight advantage except for the putter of spieth is hot as a firecracker. >> we know that holmes is in the masters, be know that jordan spieth is in the masters, but wagner pulls this off, he gets into augusta, the same way he did for his very first pga tour victory seven years ago in this very tournament

. >> nice putt, dude. nice celebration. >> thanks very much. >> nice putt dude.l they're going to go back to 18 johnny. this has been some swing. it's almost going to be bittersweet to say good-bye to it. but one of these three guys is going to end up hoisting the trophy. holmes has been waiting a long time, 45 minutes or so. >> that could work against him. he has a good tee shot but the other two players are right in the flow. they're warm and had a good experience on 18. the only thing i can say negative about spieth is in the back of his mind he knows he hung on to that drive a little bit in that terrible second shot. he's got to get that out of his head. wagner, i think he's the most pumped he's got the most energy he seems clutch. i might even give wagner a slight advantage except for the putter of spieth is hot as a firecracker. >> we know that holmes is in the masters, be know that jordan spieth is in the masters, but wagner pulls this off, he gets into augusta, the same way he did for his very first pga tour victory seven years ago in this very tournament

pretty bomb dude. maybe i will go chevy. ♪ this little piece of hershey's chocolate... is called a pip! it's the way we all start and end a hershey's bar. pip by delicious pip. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. >> larry: that's all the time we have for tonight. i want to thank our panelists sana amanat, jean grae, phil jimenez and mike lawrence. (cheers and applause) finally tonight, let's check in with "dare-y willmore's march badness bracketsball dare-o-mania it's boner time tournament." yeah! (applause) all this week you've sent in hundreds of hilarious dares. the bracket is complete! we even drew it up on the wall in the studio! here's a look at some teams to watch. top seeded duke opens up against robert morris. if the blue devils go the distance, you will see me host this show in spandex. i'll do it! (cheers and applause) that could be oddly freeing. next up, 12th seeded buffalo. they face a tough west virginia team tomorrow -- and depending on who wins, i could be hosting the show either as soul daddy, which is

>>> just by the way this dude's creeping around -- >> you know he's up to no good. >> see how a shop owner and his posse put an intruder in his place. >>> it's cart racing done by professionals. >> watch what happens here. >> why the pros can make a rookie mistake. >> a dude take as wild deer to the zoo but -- >> they gave the deer back to the guy. >> the story behind his backyard buddy. >>> plus -- construction site job goes south. >> uh-oh! >> and an airman's coming home. >> and -- >> see the brother to brother surprise celebration. >> when you see this guy entering the store the way he's entering the store, you know he's up to no good. this is in cape town south africa the guy comes in crouched down there to take something that doesn't belong to him. crawls over to behind the register gets something but he doesn't have it very long before he's caught. >> if you sneak around try not to wear a bright white jacket. >> it seems like everybody in that guy's family decides to come out of the back and that guy gets slapped up the head kicked bumped and this goes on for several minutes. t

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. >> whoa, dude! >> dude. >> what?is the last person on earth you would want to play a truth drinking game with? >> my mum. >> yep. >> not the game you want to play with mom or dad. >> ah i'm david and i am her son. >> aye name's lyn, and this is my son tyler. >> this is a truth or drink game. parents and kids. >> oh 30 seconds. there's a series of awkward questions. you can either answer the question or take a shot. >> did you ever drink, smoke or do drugs when you were pregnant? >> nope. >> i kind of feel like because of who i am, that's untrue. [ laughter ] >> called his mom a liar. >> when did you lose your virginity. >> um -- i lost it -- when i was -- >> just don't tell him the sixth grade. >> no. >> seventh grade. >> seventh grade. [ laughter ] >> this is mother/daughter answering a virginity question but listen to mopping's reaction twonchts months before i turned 17. >> that's -- >> whew! >> i'm sorry. >> that's the way she dresses. >> i'm surprised to see how much honesty is in the video. i expected to see a

you can talk to my face dude. >> is there a solution?in my face baby ♪ >>> but there's this called the texting hat. >> you know you're you're alls complaining that i can't hold eye contact. >> i don't complaint. >> i can do both. >> this is the brainchild of brad hussa. >> i bought a whole bunch of other ones. i can wear them everywhere. >> the thoughtful face the happy texting hat all kinds of hat. >> this is mostly created by brad but he says his's gotten so much attention, people asking him about it he may actually develop this texting hat. >> i have to tell you, thank you for getting me this. >> i think you're really going to like it. ♪ >>> that's it for this edition of "right this minute." we'll see you next time. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] ♪ harvey: welcome to "tmz live." harvey levin here. charles: charles here. harvey: so there are some very happy 13-year-olds in new york city. charles: i got into a lot of stuff. harvey: you really did. a, you didn't have a bar mitzvah and b if you

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sorry, dude. glad you didn't get more hurt but i don't feel bad. what a stupid idea. >>> we have learned on "right this minute" that if the police signal you to pull over, you're supposed to what? >> pull over. >> that's not what this guy did. he wasn't even in a car. he was in a horse and carriage and thought, i can outrun the police. and police say they broke a traffic law and they pursued. as you can see there, ran a red light. they want him to pull over. is he pulling over? no he just speeds up. >> this is a terrible vehicle for a get-away. it's not going to get you far. it left the roadway, went on a pedestrian walkway. they say it caused several accidents and they eventually catch up with the horse and buggie. and look at that. that buggie is not going slow right there. the only reason right there, it goes over a rock or something and the driver falls out. they had to transport him to the hospital because he had a big gash in his head. that was the only reason the police seem to catch up with him. >> what actually troubles me about all this i

that's the coolest thing you've ever done dude. >> his leg was cut open.ly show his leg so we don't know how bad it is. >> if he takes much more injury these two won't be breathing. >> yay, score. >> one can only hope right? >>> it's the little things in life that matter and captivate your attention. >> oh, my gosh. look at that. >> that beautiful miracle of a japanese maple has mesmerized this guy. >> would everybody stop and look at this tree. look at it. >> it looks like we've got a double rainbow situation going on here. >> basically, yeah. >> it's like [ inaudible ]. >> i hear vitamins improve your vision. this is not like it's a hotel. this is the dude's backyard. >> he's probably seen this tree every day since he's lived there. >> no he's just now seeing it. >> that's a beautiful japanese maple. >> this guy just took the time to stop and take it all in and appreciate the beauty in his own backyard. >>> just the concept, the idea that there is someone out there that looks like each and every one of us. >> get this. they say that there are seven peopl

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