. >> dude, who is this guy? >> reports say he's a driver for a businessman. it must be his job to be on the lookout. as they're running away, looks like one of them drops their weapons. one of them tries to return that fire. here were splatters and drips of blood. he may have found one of them. nobody ever found him. again, they rolled up on this dude and had no idea he was going to be ready to return fire for fire. >> he's obviously had training. the way he was firing, the way he moved. and towards the end he was ready for that car when he drove by. he was aware in case they came back for me. >>> this is why you go on a safari. to see scenes like this. there they are, a herd, a maiestic herd of elephants. but you go to see more than one type of neighborhood. there's a lion. this lion begins to stroll away. because the elephants see him and think you're not welcome. >> there's always one. it's steve. steve, leave it alone, mate. >> the lion is like i'm near the cars. i'll be all right. elephants are like wait a minute i'm security in the bush area. time to ch

. - dude, who the hell are you? - alex...alex glick. i got to come on and do the guest voice thingy. - what? get the hell out of here. - hi, mom. hi, dad. hi, jill. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guests here to talk about the equal injustice initiative project, "lynching in america," bryan stevenson and andra day. let's start today's show in the home of yoga, no, not santa monica, but india. >> india's supreme court has declared unconstitutional the practice of instant divorce among muslims in rindia, a ruling described by women's rights activists a win. it allowed muslim mens to divorce their wives simply by uttering the word talaq three times. >> you could do it over the phone, or instant messaging. >> trevor: you could divorce your wife just by saying a word three times? that's crazy. that is insane. i

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i want to go home. >>> hey, i'm the backwards dude. >> backwards dude. he's a friend of the show. you know how it works. his viewers in youtube send him lines. >> rick and morty. even though nick asked him to do something painful and excruciating, he still loves us. >> nick from "right this minute" wants me to sing that song backwards while having my chest waxed. okay. >> well, he's got some news to share. he decided to share it with us. it's something near and dear to his heart. let's get to it. we've got him live via skype. hey. >> so almost a year ago, we were doing a backwards talking video for a group called southeast sites here in charlotte, north carolina. and i was talking to one of the people there and he told me that i'm absolutely brilliant because i can do this. >> dude. this is amazing. it's a gift. it's not something that we need to fix. >> i said that's very strange you say that, because i've had a lot of trouble with things like school and stuff in my life. i said can you tell me why that is. he said absolutely. you have asperger's syndrome. i was like, my gosh. yo

that's pretty much what this dude's website is. look at this (bleep). about how cherokee indians are the real k.k.k. and, and he says isis is teaming up with hillary to start a race war, which, first of all, we know is (bleep) because isis wouldn't take that hit to their reputation, you know? ( laughter ) honestly, this whole thing made me feel bad for donald trump. he's so desperate to have a black supporter, he's just grabbing anybody. he outside the rally: "you, you, with the stick, put your perm in the ponytail and get up here." ( laughter ) look, mr. president, if you're so hard up for black friends, bro, you could have called me, man. i would stand up behind you at a rally. it ain't no thing. you just have to let me hold up my sign, brother. that's all you got to do. that's it. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> trevor: roynutjuice.com? >> it's my almond milk company. >> trevor: oh! dude, that's a horrible sign, man. >> still better than "blacks for trump." >> trevor: you have a point there. roy wood jr., everybody. we'll be right back. ( cheers and app

honestly this dude loves his mom. >> why the uke?cided he's been there too long or just picked it up? >> the song he's singing inspired him to take up the ukulele. you can see the tears flowing. she's dabbing her eyes. people clap along. then when the song is over, finally she's rescued from the corner and there's mom getting her hug. >> he put a lot of effort into it. >> it was really nice for the restaurant to join in and help them pull this off as well. >> well done. >> thank you, everybody! >>> heading to the drive-thru for one epic pun challenge. >> jake in his order has to say 15 countries. >> 15? >> let's get started. >> oh, boy. >> see if ♪ strummed guitar you can't experience the canadian rockies through a screen. you have to be here, with us. ♪ strummed guitar travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. with a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. canada's rocky mountains await. call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. fios is not cabl

this dude got his license five years ago, hasn't driven since then. on this day, he got into the car to drive, wasn't familiar with the cars and pedals. there you have it. >> panicked. >> nearly killed someone. >> he could be charged with dangerous driving. >> the girl in this next video is a new driver and is in the middle of taking her driving test. >> you are kidding me? >> you can't get too cocky learning how to drive. she really is in the middle of her test? >> yeah. >> after she feels like she nailed each task, she goes into celebration mode. >> there's no tester in the car, they analyze the camera instead? >> that's the thing. they were watching her the whole time. she was like, i got my license. did it. they were like, no, your hands are supposed to be on the steering wheel the entire time. so they failed her. >> did they dance to the response? get it? >> no. ♪ >> zoe has had a great idea. >> i will be recreating my old photos from my childhood. i'm a little nervous, i'm not going to lie. some of these photos i look insane. >> adorable and cut

. >> dude, about to burst out your leg, mate. >> that's got to hurt.ndividual strand of muscle. >> oh! that is the worst cramp i've ever seen. >> you can hear how much pain this dude is in, in this video. >> oh my god. >> oh! fudge cake! >> is he pregnant in his calf? >> no but it seems as he can a big buff dude so i'm not sure if he was dehydrated or why this happened but it does happen. he posted this o-to-his page, just over 11 million views. >> how do you massage the atlas, like a hammer and a chisel. >> laura looks like she's in her living room working out with the resistance band. >> that's why i hate resistance bands. >> that's why she posted this, she recommends buying a new set of resistance bands every year because it just snapped and slapped her across the face. >> oh, that's going to be brutally painful. >> that's going to leave a mark. >> she lays on the floor for a little bit and crawls for the camera. >> good thing is didn't take her eye out. >> but it did leave a good red mark across the top of her eyebrow, put an ice pack on it, not pr

it's backwards dude. >> hey.ckwards dude. >> and his fans have challenged him once again. >> somebody has got to say their abcs backwards while going down a water slide. >> wow. go down a water slide and do your alphabet backwards? >> here we go. let's do this. [ singing backwards ] >> something so funny about seeing a grown bearded man going down a water slide speaking gibberish. >> but i bet once we reverse the video it'll get interesting. >> yes, it will. >> how does he even get the tune right? that's crazy! i can't literally say it backwards. just letters in order. that's freaking mind blowing. >> just fyi, don't ask him to teach you. because he about going to teach you. >> don't ask me to teach you that. because it's really complicated. if you want to learn it, just keep watching the video over and over and mimic my sound. >> i feel like this isn't even something you can learn. i feel like he was born backwards. >> breached. >>> i've always wanted to know what it's like to be eaten by a crocodile. >> you cra

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she says hey, dude, i don't want any more trouble. as they talk, he goes back into his sleeve and pulls the knife back out and is talking to her with the knife pointed at her. he was arrested. when they found him, he had the equivalent of $500 u.s. on him. apparently this dude knew he was going to go down for about seven years and didn't care. people responding online are pointing out the fact there wasn't much protection for this young woman. >> no, there isn't. i was really surprised by that. he took that window down so easily. >> luckily she wasn't harmed. >> she wasn't harmed physically, but that was terrifying to watch. imagine being part of that. >>> i can't imagine too many things being more thrilling than enjoying the wild blue yonder of the sky. like first off, this guy here -- >> whoa, he's high. >> yeah. super high. but watch what happens here. >> oh! >> no way. >> watch again as the jet goes soaring by. >> no way. >> yeah. lots of people are saying no way in the comments saying it's fake. i tend to agree. a lot of people s

the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids. >> coming up -- >> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> oh, yeah, that's self-inflicted. sure, what are you from the planet mars? >>> during his first week at the limon correctional facility, inmate timothy schreiber has made no secret of his status. >> i am a sex offender. >> and his fellow inmates in ad segregation have made no secret >>> during his first week at the limon correctional facility, inmate timothy schreiber has made no secret of his status. >> i am a sex offender. >> and his fellow inmates in ad segregation have made no secret of their disdain of sex offenders. >> how bad is it? >> now staff has been informed that schreiber has also been making racial slurs and has apparently paid a price for it. >> what did he say? >> he claims another inmate has sprayed his cell with feces and urine. >> the staff in seg didn't identify anybody as

and wait for it here. >> no. >> dude.e on. >> oh, that's so cool. >>> the documentary what the health has sparked outrage. and everybody's going vegan including cam. he committed to a 30-day challenge. this is the first day. he posted it a few weeks ago. >> today is my first day of being complete vegan. i cannot tell the difference between food and what's not. everything is the same. >> there's green all around us. >> the grass. >> he is so dramatic. he falls out in the grass. >> just leave me here. >> it's only been a day. >> do you know how to figure out if someone is vegan? wait five minutes. they'll tell you. >> he found something to eat. >> i'm climbing this tree to get away from you. i'm vegan. >> day one. >> he didn't make it. >> he quit eight hours into the first day. >>> this next fella has got folks on the internet cracking up. >> the foul demon of a vegan. you can't have my family. we in my house.e in my house, w will have are iribs! yes! >> to think we're going vegan before this family reunion. >> this video p

. >> i love you, dude. >> i love you, man. >> all right. well, if you love each other this much, one of you is going to be proposing to the other really soon. >> okay. >> let me get my kleenex. so emotional. john here snuck away from his girlfriend into this bathroom at a location in long beach, new jersey. and you'll see he is taking things out. some very nice shiny shoes. >> a ring in a box. meanwhile his girlfriend is waiting for him. the entire time we're seeing different videos and images of some of the time they've spent together. little snippets of their relationship. as he starts getting ready, you see he's not just putting on any suit. he is a member of the marines. so he is putting on that stunning marine uniform. >> dress uniform. >> i love dress blues. >> there are people that are coming into the bathroom to use it and kind of put two and two together. see what's going on. once he's all dressed, you see he starts walking through this restaurant. she is waiting for him wondering where the heck is john. but after that very long ne

is there a dude on there, like a fake dude?ll ] you're telling the truth. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: how could i even lie? after i saw it, how could i make up a lie of that fashion? it's the most insane thing i ever seen in my life. it's so -- it feels so weird to have to show this to you. i'm sorry. halle, let's do one more round. [ cheers ] this is worth 10,000 points. halle, you're up, you're up. any number. >> okay. [ audience yelling ] >> jimmy: this is aggressive -- aggressive yelling. that was an aggressive four. pick four! [ light laughter ] >> oh, you might see that, that's too high. >> jimmy: hm. >> i'm going to put this one back. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, see, i know a a magic trick when i see one. something just happened. >> oh, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay, this -- this has got a a lot of characters. >> jimmy: okay, a lot of characters involved. >> a lot of characters involved. awesome dry cleaning. >> jimmy: what do you mean, dry cleaning? what's that mean? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> j

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come on over. >> he looks like a hungry dude. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. how are you doing?mmy: you like smoked salmon? >> i like smoked salmon. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> brandon. >> jimmy: brandon, very good. where are you from brandon? >> york, pennsylvania. i'm living in jersey right now, though. >> jimmy: hey that's cool, jersey's great. give it a shot. your first blat. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: brandon, didn't seem like a real good bite. it felt like, honestly, we didn't do anything. >> i ate dinner. but like, this is actually pretty good. >> jimmy: you already ate dinner but it still tastes pretty good. >> yeah. >> i don't think he likes it. >> jimmy: i don't think he likes it. [ laughter ] let me try, let me try. >> i don't like tomatos -- >> he don't like tomatoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: brandon here we go, here we go. this is good. ready, i'm going to try, this is a blast. the brandon blast. yeah. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. that's banging. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: brandon, you can take that with you. that's a souvenir. [ cheers and applau

the dudes that get beat up and the dudes that get stabbed are dudes that rape little kids. >> coming> i told you it was going to happen and it happened. >> timothy schreiber claims he's been attacked. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] >> but staff are skeptical. >> looks pretty self-inflicted to me. >> oh, yeah, that's self-inflicted. sure. what are you from the planet mars? mashed potatoes and rice. but made from cauliflower. looks like i need a fork! oh, no. (giggling) bird: new birds eye veggie made. so veggie good. bird: new birds eye veggie made. you're searching for something. whoooo. like the perfect deal... ...on the perfect hotel. so wouldn't it be perfect if... ....there was a single site... ...where you could find the... ...right hotel for you at the best price? there is. because tripadvisor now compares... ...prices from over 200 booking... ...sites ...to save you up to 30%... ...on the hotel you want. trust this bird's words. tripadvisor. the latest reviews. the lowest prices. >>> during his first week at the limon correctional facility, inmate timothy schreiber has made no secret of

the other little dude grabbed on to me again. i kind of shrugged him off. >> a new arrival raises serious concerns. >> he's a predatory inmate. has a history of that outside of prison and inside of prison. >> we can all get through this. we have not lost anybody yet. >> young cadets experience the burn as each one takes a pepper spray shot in the eye. >> was that that bad? >> hell yes. >> you can do it. you can do it! >>> just east of pensacola, in the florida panhandle, is 84 acres of some of the most dangerous land in the state. this is the santa rosa correctional institution, a maximum security prison with more than 2,800 inmates. >> roll out. >> i have over 200 inmates that are serving life sentences, and i have over 200 inmates that are serving 25-year mandatory sentences. our population here at santa rosa consists of inmates that are violation of probation to drug charges to burglary to rape or murder. just coming to work, the correctional officers in an institution put themselves in danger every day. >> back out, kneel dow

dude gets out of his car, walking around the back. uh-oh. >> oh, no!at's not the rumble you want to see. >> no. this is not the kind of hot we're talking about. the car is too hot under the back engine cover. you can see flames starting to lick out. then the passenger gets out of the car just as you see that fire spread quickly right into the cabin of this lamborghini. >> you see what happened to ferraris and lambos overseas. they overheat very quickly. >> no word as to what caused this fire to start. thankfully firefighters were called and just moments later they get there and go to work. but but that time, this lamborghini was marshmallowed. >>> let's head over to a popular home improvement store. they're known to say you can do it, we can help. good thing they stayed out of it this time. looks like an suv here in the parking lot is smoking too much. >> is there reggae music coming from inside? >> i like to see nobody tried anything here. nobody went up and opened the door. what do you know about fire? as soon as you let it breathe, it spreads faster

later, dude." >> yeah. [ light laughter ] "george, nice to meet you. nice meeting you, dude."so i texted batali like, "dude, he must think i'm fantastic!" [ light laughter ] i awful, i'm a terrible golfer. >> he thinks you're the greatest athlete ever to live. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it was so -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did that, i'm like, "take care, man. nice to meet you, george." >> yeah. >> jimmy: "take care." i was like -- i got in the car, i'm like, "oh!" >> i know. i know, he's like, "yeah, i'm not good enough to play with fallon. >> jimmy: it was the coolest move i ever did. >> well, i can't wait to tell him that you're actually horrible at golf. >> jimmy: no, i'm terrible, yeah. but i'm very consistent. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> so my husband is probably asleep. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we just celebrated 16 years together. i know you, too, are married. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. hey, good for you. 16 years. >> 16 years. >> jimmy: how did you meet? >> we met on a blind date. i was living in los angeles. i was single. i know, shocking. wel

so the dude in the lighter car goes back, reaches in his car. he's there to get his cell phone. he wants a picture of the license plate. but the guy smacks the phone out of his hand. >> isn't that the way you handle it? you take a picture of the car and the license plate. >> and it was going in the right direction. but after that phone was smacked out of his hand, mr. office space pushes him against the back of his car. now they bow up like boxers and -- >> ooh. >> he knocked him down. >> office space hit the switch on that guy. runs back over, grabs his phone, helps drag the guy out of the way. then takes off. >> think about it. he was just doing what he was supposed to do. the other guy damaged his property twice. >> don't start nothing. >> won't be nothing. >> well, now he's left the scene of an accident. there is video and if police gets involved, the video can be used. >>> millions of people around the world claim to be afraid of flying. it's rubbish. they're all afraid of crashing. here's a couple of videos to make it worse. guy's hang gliding in utah. very pretty out ther

some dude in his back yard happened to be trimming the hedges and approximately six and a half minutes after that, no way does this happen. >> here's a phone. >> that's when one o spots it, says here's your phone. must have dropped it. >> this ain't my phone. >> the guy realizes, hold on a second. mine's in my pocket. where'd this come from? they notice it's recording, but they don't seem to be concerned about that. th where it endsat. we've got blake henderson. how you doing, blake? >> hello, phoenix. >> blake, this is outrageous. first of all, a lot of people claiming it's fa akebo.ut that? >> it's definitely not fake. this is the real deal, believe it or not. i was chasing down a vintage plane with a bit of push lens there. i saw it go out of the window there. it hit the hedge they were c cutting. here's the phone. it's working perfectly. hasn't missed a beat there. >> how did you get literally back with that phone in your hands. >> next day i went to verizon. my wife said we could track this thing. we tracked it from one state to another. they pinpointed it. and through google map,

i like your face. >> that little dude needs to put on the giant backpack and look

. >> you can clap at one time for dudes getting all the cake. >> and the dude being honest, keeping iteeling you right now, instead of stringing you along making you think they feel the same way. >> i don't want to hear that. >> you want to hear the truth, gary. you want to be lied to? >> or do it in a nice way. just stop calling. >> yeah, just drift away, like i would do you. hey, thank you. saw that game before. >> it was a pretty rough weekend, man. we lost two greats in the comedy game. the legendary dick gregory, and jerry lewis. for those who don't know dick gregory, he was known as the first black comic to perform regularly in front of white audiences and uses fame to become a civil rights activist. and to the untrained eyes and ears, the things that dick gregory would say would semin sane at the time. but, like, he was like one of the -- he was one of the first woke dudes. >> oh, he was. >> you know how people say stay woke? gregory was woke before people know what woke was. >> exactly. he can say something, and, yeah, it will offend you, but at the end of the day, he was telli

dude. that's got to hurt.h strand of muscle. >> that is the worst cramp i've ever seen. >> and you can hear how much this pain dude is in shooting the video. >> oh, my god! >> oh! >> is he pregnant in his calf? >> he's a big buff dude so i'm not sure if he was dehydrated but he does happen. he posted this to his facebook page. it's going viral. >> how do you massage that out? it's like a hammer and a chisel. >> you don't. >>> let's move over here to laura becker. looks like she's in her living room working out with resistant bands. that's why she posted this because it just snapped and slapped her across the face. >> that's going to be brutally painful. >> she lays there on the floor for a little bit and crawls toward the camera. >> good thing it didn't hit her eye. >> she put an eye pack on it and not pretty. >> resistance, bam. >> it's the late night talk show on a new york city subway. time to play a dating game. >> coming up ♪ it's twith the new sleep number 360 smart bed. it senses your every move and aut

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i'm sitting next to this white dude is never been on before.xcuse me, sir, what do we have to fill out. you have never been on greyhound? you nothing. greyhound, it just says "lost" they don't pretend. i just hope some kind of way when you stop and think about the fear that goes on -- and then what job young folks have to do. your older folks. i'm 70's old so i have been listening to older folk for a long time. sometimes we have to stop this craziness. you can be just as silly at 80 and 90 as you was at three years old. i hear some old folks this morning in new york looking at young folks on their way to school. they got these baggy pants on, shirttail hanging out, she's not type. this woman looked at me, don't know me, says, look? look at them. i said, you are in new york. go and find the mafia. they are dressed immaculate. you know what they pay for their clothes? they are tailor made there are immaculate. the dude laundering drug money, they live in million-dollar homes. maybe god is trying to tell us through our young folks that never again

♪ >> and then a very nice dude shows up to help, too. >> oh, wow, thank you guys so much.oing to be able to get up. >> i love this guy. >> do you like it? i like your face. >> that little dude needs to put on the giant backpack and look amazing. >> oly