thank you so much for being here. >> yo, dude, dude. dude, man, yo. yo, dude, dude, man! work a little bit better than that. yo dude, man. all right, i know we agreed you shouldn't sing and all. but i just got to ask, can you just give us a little bit of a a favorite song? [ laughter ] can you do -- can you do "mirrors"? come on, please. i think everyone would just love it so much if you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> dude man, of course. dude, roots. roots! can you guys help me out, dude? can you help me out dudes? [ light laughter ] ♪ cause i don't want to lose you now ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ looking right at the other half of me ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ mirrors mirrors ♪ dude. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: justin, thank you for doing that. i know you're not supposed to. that was very, very nice of you. now, let's get back to this beautiful -- your beautiful memoir. >> memoir. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: your what? >> memoir. >> jimmy: memoir. it's your memoir. >> memoir. >> jimmy: memoir. >> memoir. >> jimmy: memoir. >> memoir. >> jimmy: memoir. >> memoir. >> jimmy: memoir. >> me

we love you, dude.way, it was a regional tour. two seconds. [ laughter ] here we go. >> jimmy: all right. sorry. you're a regional store? [ laughter ] i'm sorry. all right, where are you? >> this is how it happens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where are you at? >> i'm on a regional tour around the country. >> jimmy: regional tour. all right, sorry. a tour. >> we toured around the country. and i stopped at my high school. and i played the movie for my high school. and there is this guy there who was like the best athlete in the high school. and he was the nicest guy in high school. and he was so gifted. he was the running back. he was the [ beep ]. and we were at this -- [ laughter ] he was very good. >> jimmy: yeah, good. good edit. yeah, good edit perfect. yeah. >> so i'm there at a house, like, in this -- and it was the 20 year reunion. and he was pretty inebriated. he was like looking at me like i'd never seen him look before. and he was like -- "how did that happen, brad?" [ laughter ] and i was like, "wa

>> these dudes are like, yeah, man. i have not seen that before. >> yeah, those dudes liked it.e is like, are you kidding me? >> some people can tune it out and some people just can't. >> it would be funny to turn around and be like, vending machine is broke. >> we don't need a vending machine. >> that smacking has got to go. >> how did he get away with this. >> how does dawson ever get away with anything? oh, man, that's a mess. >> no cereal shake for me. he never disappoints. >> thanks for joining us. we'll see you next time on a brand new rtm. august. >> man. >> since the final four run, she also threw out the first pitch at a cubs game. >> and her -- >> also met former president bill clinton and told him that she'd make him an honorary rambler. >> wow. and her bobblehead sold out in five days. >> she's popular. she's living her best life at 98, 99. >> however long it takes. >> imagine what she would have got if they won. >> it's true. it's true. >> come on. >> that's coming this year. >> try again next year. >> next year. >> good luck, guys. >>> well, coming up, the dog atta

. >> yeah, the dude.udience aws ] and my wife was ten days late. so, i was a little concerned that i wasn't even going to make it to the oscars, you know. so, it ended up working out. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> it was pretty extraordinary. you know, seeing denzel and, you know, everybody. all of the people i really respect and admire. >> jimmy: i love the name mahershala. is it -- what's the origin of mehershala? >> my name is 18 letters long. [ light laughter ] it's the longest word in the bible. mahershalalhashbaz. isaiah. chapter eight. verse one and three. >> jimmy: wow, that's a long name. >> yeah, so, mahershala is my nickname. people say, "you know, what's your nickname?" i'm like, mahershala is my nickname. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good nickname, yeah. because you also went by a a different name at one point. >> uh -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if you know what i'm talking about, but i'm talking about my man prince ali, the rapper. [ cheers and applause ] hat y? no. quest, you know -- >> yeah. >>

you my dude. >> seth: yeah.be my dude. >> seth: you took care of me from the beginning. >> mess with him in his office at 3:00 in the morning, make him laugh. >> seth: yeah. >> just cause i loved his laughter. it's infectious. i love you. >> seth: thank you. i love you too, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] that's tracy morgan, everybody. we'll be right back with david remnick. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ forget about vacuuming for weeks. the (new) roomba i7+ with clean base automatic dirt disposal empties the roomba bin for you. so dirt is off your hands. if it's not from irobot, it's not a roomba. i'm at this wing joint telling people that geico has been offering savings for over 75 years. that's longer than the buffalo wing's been around. dozen wings. and did you know that geico... (lips smacking) offers mo... (coughing) motorcycle insurance? ho-ho... my lips are burning. (laughs) ah... no, my lips are actually burning. geico. over 75 years of savings and service. see how much you could save at geico.com. it's too

dude, you're frightening. >> really?epy on the show. and i've got to tell you, i wasn't going for creepy. [ laughter ] so it's a little bit disconcerting. >> jimmy: no, i wouldn't say -- well, no. >> no. >> jimmy: i wouldn't say creepy, but i would say -- >> i know what you're saying. it's -- that's deliberate. [ light laughter ] the rest of it's deliberate. thank you. but, thank you, no. it was an amazing character. [ laughter ] amazing. >> jimmy: wait, no, no, no, wait, no. you -- what i was saying was that you're charming. >> hmm. [ light laughter ] okay. >> jimmy: and that's what creeps me out. [ laughter ] because something's -- because something's gonna happen. >> something's off. >> jimmy: something's off and i go, "what's the deal with this dude?" >> eric bana is not charming and he's trying to be charming and it's just creepy. >> jimmy: you actually just -- you are a charming human being. you know that and you just -- but that charm comes through on the screen. i'm watching you with connie britton. >> it's partf

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you my dude. >> seth: yeah.. >> seth: you took care of me from the beginning. >> mess with him in his office at 3:00 in the morning, make him laugh. >> seth: yeah. >> just cause i loved his laughter. it's infectious. i love you. >> seth: thank you. i love you too, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] that's tracy morgan, everybody. we'll be right back with david remnick. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ introducing e*trade personalized investments professionally managed portfolios customized to help meet your financial goals. you'll know what you're invested in and how it's performing. so you can spend more time floating about on your inflatable swan. [ding] dove men+care. the strength test. like leather, skin is stronger when it's hydrated. that's why dove men+care bodywash has a unique hydrating formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. kay's blafour days only. event. save 50% off select jewelry, and shop hundreds of gifts with thousands in savings. november 23rd to the 26th. only at kay. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ nosy neigh

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dude.eryone tells you don't do this. >> he's just lucky that that flash was so big it put the fire out. >> no reported injuries in this incident. let's head to brazil. people on the side walk are just going about their business. >> a propane tank was leaking inside a restaurant. just as that one guy was walking across. the explosion happened hitting three people and knocking them down. no major injuries reported in this incident but i'm sure they were pretty scratched up. >> i've never heard of evan cook before today. he's going to pick up a follow. he seems to be quite a ninja. sitting at table doing the traditional thing. pick a card. he continues to shuffle. he pulls off this very elegant move. single hand cut. then shows, boom, ten of hearts. we never saw the rest of the cards. they could all be ten of hearts. he posted a similar video to his instagram. in this case, six of clubs. >> trying to figure out if his finger is on it. >> then his hand is moving? >> you got all of those questio

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time,t's the alley. >> dude -- >> oh. all right. >> you see that bowling ball?> yes, yes, it is. ♪ >>> this video is the spirit of thanksgiving. and the indictment of christmas morning combined. this young man, he comes running into the camera, he comes running in because he's pumped. pumped about the brand-new sneaksnea sneakers that have been gifted to him. >> they're pretty. >> they're shiny and red. look what he's putting on, he cannot do it quick enough. >> that's beautiful. >> he and his friends start a charity if you will called toys for brotherhood. which basically is toys for kids. now, he has learning difficulties but it doesn't slow him down. as soon as he wanted to do something, he saw this. >> it's like sunshine. >> oh, my gosh. so psyched. >> you can hear the excitement. and the noises that he's making. >> yes. they better keep an eye on him because if he starts running he might not come back. >> this is the video that's really getting people. you see him later thanking people. >> oh. >> it's the gift they always wanted on christmas, that's the kin

seuss cartoon dude, voiced by dr. strange.t nose through the snowman's face. and the kid's like, "you're a a mean one." and the grinch was like, "i'm going to steal christmas." so the grinch goes to his fat yak and his cute dog and makes some cappuccino. and he's like, "yak, dog, we're stealing christmas." and the dog and the yak are like, "dang, dude. you sure?" and the grinch was like, "yeah." so the grinch gets all chubby. and he gets the dog to pull the sleigh. and then he steals toys from houses with gadgets and stilts. and the stilts are loud. so it's hard to sneak around. the yak and the dog and the grinch fell asleep in the same bed. because the grinch is a sucker for sad puppy eyes. rated pg for strong thematic elements. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a lot of information. i'm not sure i quite got all that. would you mind repeating -- >> no time for chit-chat, jimbo. next up is "the girl in the spider's web: a dragon tattoo story" movie. so the dragon tattoo lady with the crazy black hair and intense eyes

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. >> in india, this dude is no good. >> this isn't a little situation. it looks like a big situation. >> it is a lituation. he lit 18 vehicles on fire. eight bikes and two cars were destroyed. >> you are causing damage to other people's property. you don't know what kind of situation that will put people in. >> it is a psychological thing. there is no rhyme or reason. >> walks right up to this pretty bike and does the same thing. >> what is he lighting? >> probably the gas tank. so many easy ways to get that fuel going and boom. >> they haven't been able to catch up to this dude. >> he he sent that bike alight next to a building. >> watch them find him on a motorcycle. >> in canada, we have a clear picture of these two. >> what are they stealing? >> it is clothes. every time something like this happens, it causes so much damage, it puts the business owner into a situation of considering to close down the place. >> they have to be closed down enough to fix the damage. >> reports are this is a team of a man and woman and they've done it more than once. in

. >> oh, dude. >> you're doing it wrong. 0 you're doing it wrong. >> whoa! >> wow! >> this is crazy! >> goodness. >> it was like there was somebody in front of him. >> he felt that the space was to go towards the hill when his brakes stopped working. >> okay. he thought he could burn off some speed by trying to go up the hill, but also looks like the throttle was stuck or something. that car was moving. >> well, he said he tried to maneuver because he figured the hill would stop him. however, the hill was lower than he expected and so instead he went over it through those bushes and into that pole. >> you know what didn't work? neutral and an emergency brake. >> he was lucky. there were no injuries and it's being investigated. >> you know, when somebody asks you a simple question, you probably don't expect this kind of response. >> how was your visit with the bracy? >> good. >> how long did they stay last night? >> this woman has been without her assistance job for four months. you see her here in the hospital and that's when somebody was able to get her reconnected

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i saw this dude fishing in my backyard. this is crazy.er. >> greg: the upside is you can dump the body right there. >> dan: the alligators would get him. you would never know. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i can see the freedom tower. >> greg: i know where you live. >> jesse: did i say too much? >> greg: we know where you live. there is a woman across the way, but she porky pigs it. >> marie: like winnie the pooh winnie the pooh? >> jesse: so you and dana are both seeing a lot of -- >> greg: what would be your skill or profession in a post-apocalyptic world? would you be a fighter, farmer, builder, or never make it more than a week? i've got to go to you, dan. you were secret service. most equipped to survive. >> dan: the here's the deal. i spent most of my life doing mixed martial arts. here's the thing. the irony of doing that and trying to be like a survivalist, it's taken such a toll on me, i couldn't fight my grandmother anymore. my 93-year-old grandmother, 93-year-old italian, looks better than i do. i get this question a lot, why don't

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that's usually a bad dude. >> convicted, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, bad dude. director, he directed all the episodes. >> jimmy: ben? >> yeah. great job. >> jimmy: i love that. >> he's done a great job, and he made a lot of people happy. people that worked on the show. we're all very happy with the outcome. yeah. and so he approached me, and then he sent me the first episode, and i read the first episode, and i was -- it was really interesting how the characters are -- were developed. and how they, you know, behaved with each other.s going to be an interesting show. >> jimmy: did you -- have you ever thought about doing such a long-form deal? cause it's like, what? eight hour series? >> yeah. seven. but the last episode, it's a a long one. it's about an hour and 40 minutes. but, you know, i'm -- i make -- i've been making movies for a long time. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> so i think of myself as a -- as a sprinter, and this was a a marathon. >> jimmy: yeah. it's a different beast. >> so then suddenly i -- yeah, i had to pace myself, and i was calling for air and w

i can't run. >> no, dude. what's up, man? >> love the video. finally get to see you. >> busted. run into this guy that recognition him. >> he's so popular, i'm surprised this doesn't happen all the time. >> his mug shot is out there. >> my fingerprints were all over that gun. >> that's it for today's >>> a new jersey man in the meantime discovered a big bug in his video home security system. >> no, actually a bug. bryan fitzwater has a smart doorbell which is supposed to recognize visitors at his front door and when a stranger shows up, it sends live video to his phone. >> a praying mantis triggered the system. the doorbell didn't recognize the insect so it sent brian a video. the mantis was a little too close to the camera. it wound up looking like something from the godzilla movie. it kind of does. it's creepy. it's breathing down fire. >> like a little alien showed up at your door. by the way, those smart doorbells are really good if they're picking up the praying mantis. >> yeah. so don't worry. it will catch your teenager if she tries to sneak out. >> right, or in at 2:00 i

dude i presided over a state ceremony paying tribute to a leader. if the country is headed for independence he then let a controversial march through the comfortable that included members of nationalist groups. thousands of firefighters are battling three large wildfires in california that killed more than thirty people more than two hundred are still missing strong winds are making it difficult to contain the blazes the most destructive in the state's history. israeli forces have killed seven palestinians including a hamas commander in a raid in gaza and israeli officer also died of an exchange of fire israel carried out strikes in the area israeli prime minister binyamin netanyahu has cut short a trip to paris for world war one commemorations and return to israel. in a vision in that occasion. with we can't afford to lose the world food program. helping people help themselves my goal . hello and welcome to a keno special on women in cinema it's been one year since me to kick off a revolution for women across the world and arguably nowhere was more

in vietnam, these dudes found the shade. chilling.ook around dude. >> wow, that got close. >> it is not like there was a storm. >> the tree was like, time for you to leave. >> how lucky that thing landed next to them. >> everything and everybody is okay. a little shade never hurt nobody. >> heading over to st. louis, missouri. so much shade in this video. >> trying to use the truck to pull the tree down or at least pull it in the other direction while the other guy is using the chain saw. the neighbor is recording all of this. >> i give them credit for all of this. >> keep the line of credit open. >> think of the money we are saving by not hiring professionals. >> that's the thing. these are the folks that were hired. >> sure, we'll take down that tree for you. >> there it is. >> it worked. the tree came down but how did it come down and what is the residual effect? >> you get a hell of a mess to clean up. >> typically, they take trees this size down piece by piece, not all at once. looks like he took off in his delorian. cool. >> the

that's what you got to get it that's my brother this by the way that's weird dude i want to jump into another one it says a couple of rent boys bumming around america right now what you're saying is you've got some kind of vibration with me max and the twins which are saying billions and billions and many mixes are ready at the ready like this like the minutemen it's a seminal moment in american history what does that mean. a couple of british police bumming around him. who is or maybe that's probably somebody who's like a hardcore are very enthusiastic. but. i'm changing. here's another you tube observation and it says is steven drunk or just a match roll it is. anyway you be the judge. america. take a look at one of them next this is a sure some are not going to hit the house or a kid will want your rights to a fist it's a bit like a silage. like a dangerous little the little bitty bit of an inch of the book don't be frightened . when i see some flame an excellent here's another you tube comment it says more like american crackhead pilgrimage. that show me where it opened to his int

the next comment from some dude whose name i can't read says maybe by pilgrimage the ments they drive around america. watch this i'd send this innocent looking plastic gun into the back of. this it says it look i'm a kid and i crossed it out because i wasn't going to say anything just shoot it five or six times it was bruised in attica but. that's what you got to get it that's my prejudice by the way that's weird dude i want to jump into another one it says a couple of rent boys bumming around america so right now what you're saying is you've got some kind of vibration with me max and the twins which are saying billions and billions and many mixes are ready at the ready like that like the minutemen it's a seminal moment in american history what does that mean. a couple of different police bumming around him. who is or maybe that's probably somebody who's like a hardcore are very enthusiastic. but. i'm changing. here's another you tube observation and it says is steven drunk or just a match roll it is. anyway you be the judge. america. take a look at one of them next this is a sure som

look at this dude. he's carving his way down a track. jumps, tail whips, having a great time.ng you can enjoy -- most of the year. because when there's snow -- >> exactly. the off-season is kicking in. that's when all those fun rides have been taken over by skiers and snowboarders. unless, of course, your name is denuard because he does not care one bit. >> slap a ski on? >> no, doesn't even need to do that. a mountain bike. that's a mountain. it's designed to go off road. it comes with its own dangers. doesn't seem to slow him down. he's probably going to have really, really cold fingers. but he pulls out all his favorite tricks. it's just him showing it might be the off season, but he is 100% on. ♪ >>> it's time to give away another ipad mini. to enter, you'll need the buzz word, be 18 years of age and a legal resident of the u.s. >> read to rightthisminute.com. click on win ipad. >> enter the buzz word to facebook, twitter or both. >> friday's buzzword is -- season. >> click on the win ipad button and enter the buzzword, season. >>> it's the latest social media trend that's

his big sister jamila. >> it is a little weird when you do all these shirtless covers like i'm like dudecameo from milo ventimiglia in the film. remember he played sly's son in "rocky balboa." >> i know he got sly to come on to "this is us." did he try to recruit you too? >> it's an incredible show, you know, honestly. i always entertain a good character arc. i'll always entertain that. >> i love that. is this true? you once got a $40,000 residual check that came to you but wasn't for you? >> i mean it's very simple. i opened up the mail. it had my name on it. you see four and then some zeros and then, oh, cool this is great and then you look a little closer like nah that's not for you. that's for the other guy. jordan. >> and then after that i had to put the b. in my name. >> now you know the story of the b.ith michael last night and york with wendell pierce. that is for letting me come to the set. you got renewed for season two before season one premiered. how does that happen? >> when you know you have a piece of gold, you don't have to wait? >> off screen you and john krasinski have

oh, dude.ay, they may not be hawaiian but they are now. they are fundamentally local. i mean, this food, this most delicious, let's be honest, delicious. this is not healthy eating. >> daniel: yeah, and we're kind of paying the price for it right now in the health of the state, which is terrible. as i take a bite of hamburger and brown gravy. >> anthony: yeah but it's, like i said, it's so good. >> daniel: if you really want to do hawaii right you gotta give back. and that's a power that hawaii and the ina still has is. if you show aloha and you give without asking the ina is going to recognize it and it's gonna shower its blessings upon you. >> anthony: so, you think traditional hawaiian culture and lifestyle has a chance against the modern world? >> daniel: i think so. the beautiful part about my ancestors is they realized there is a limited number of resources where they lived so they observed nature to the best possible they could to figure out what were the cycles and how do we preserve th

. >> how much dudes and dudettes did they start with and? how many do i kill, how many more dudes and dudettes can they feed into the battle. easy. >> but the body counts were always wrong because you didn't see half the people that were claimed to be killed and they would send up arbitrary numbers and inflated. so, you're lying to yourself in the metrics you're providing. >> okay. >> you're also running a political campaign at the same time to convince more people to join so you have to be realistic about how many more people -- >> why else is it important to be able to tell people, this is how we're doing? who wants to know this information? >> the american people. >> oh, those guys. so, i've got to convince the political masters that we are making progress, but in these limited wars, we also now have a big responsibility to convince the folks back home. that we're making progress and the -- we're doing a lot more damage, we're achieving the political in state and hurting the other guys. i want you to think about this here. this is just a

he gets after it though, dude.ateful for dunn con's dodge caravan, grateful for -- >> should we give a shout out to trevor, he just got promoted at ron jon's -- jesse: and it's being saved because of you. >> the thing is it's not all the way saved yet. it's come to our attention that the coral is still in trouble, so we've reached out to bring extra awareness, so we bleached our domes, and now we bleached our eyebrows. i can't see my eyebrows, but you can, america, so fix it, because we're running out of places to bleach. jesse: i think we all know what you're talking about. and your flow is looking good. again, very thankful for the boys to be in "watters' world". guys, stick around. we're going to have a little tailgate cookoff in a second. >> for sure. >> just, america, think about how the disappearance of my e-brows is like the disappearance of the coral if you don't bleach. jesse: ponder that, america. all right? it's tailgate time when we come right back. >> what's up? tailgate! ♪ ♪ this isn't just any moving