dude, oh, my gosh. i'm telling you. for me. a trident. tonight -- phew. i want to test out -- i don't know why. [ laughter ] i want to test out your trident throwing skills in real life. are you ready for this? >> i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: alright, let's -- [ laughter and applause ] let's check out our target right ndhe, gentlemen. now, look, this is the ocean. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's ocean master. the legendary arch rival of aquaman. that's 15 points for his head. 10 for the body. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, take it off. >> jimmy: no, no. >> here, i'll hold it. take it off. thank you. >> jimmy: it's not -- >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy. ♪ >> jimmy: all right, here we go. ten points for the body. 25 for under the -- below the [ laughter ] see and if you hit nemo or dory, that's negative 20 points. [ laughter ] we'll get three throws each. i will go first. [ drumroll ] get ready for this. [ cheers and applause ] you sick son of a bitch! ♪ [ applause ] >> oh! [ cheers and applause

you get -- dude. i will -- dude. wakanda forever, dude, i swear.i got you. i got you. >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> yeah. all right, yeah. >> jimmy: can you say it? >> yeah, i can say it. >> jimmy: all right. who's it from? >> it's from shameik moore. >> jimmy: oh, it's from shameik moore. >> yeah, shameik moore. he stars in "spider-man: into the universe." "spider-verse." >> jimmy: he's fantastic, by the way. >> awesome movie. >> jimmy: dude, he's unbelievable. will you read it? >> he said, "i seen you on stage and you looked out for your boy." i seen you look out for your boy on stage. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i presented him with this movie at the golden globes and the producers and stuff were, you know, thanking people and i just shouted him out. i said shameik moore, like don't forget that guy. >> jimmy: what? >> it was a sweet thing. it's the next generation, he's the future, so you got to protect them at all cost. what's up. what happened? >> jimmy: i just got a text. [ laughter ] dude, of course. of course you did. i just got a te

dude.aughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i was gonna get -- >> with a mr. james fallon. >> jimmy: -- i was going to get to "two goats in a boat." this is the -- >> that was the highlight of my year. >> jimmy: well, of course. of course, between all that stuff. dude, i was gonna get to "two goats in a boat." do you remember -- do you remember? when we got together over the summer. >> yes. >> jimmy: we made an instagram video. >> well, no, no. here's what happened. i got -- i was -- i was on vacation. i was near jimmy, and i got a a text that said, "do you want to sing 'two goats on a boat?' i'll shave my face to make a a goatee." [ light laughter ] and i thought it was like a a song that already existed. [ laughter ] and i said, "i don't know what you're saying but yes. [ laughter ] i will be there and --" >> jimmy: you did say -- i actually have the text that i sent you. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: i took a screen grab of it. [ laughter ] i was gonna surprise you. >> oh, good, good. >> jimmy: and i said

dude, my legs are up like this.s are up here. ♪ >> jimmy: and -- no, it was the most embarrassing -- >> steve: zip-line. >> jimmy: i can't even look at tariq with a straight -- i can't look him in the eye right now. 'cause he saw it all go down. and i get off. and finally i get this thing -- i get off the thing. and he goes -- i go to tariq. i go, "did the same thing happen to you?" he goes, "no." [ laughter ] anyway, it's unbelievable, you guys. un un unbelievable. so check out the show tomorrow night. it's going to be beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] guys, the show tonight is amazing. one of the stars of m. night shyamalan's highly anticipated new film, "glass," samuel l. jackson is here tonight. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, he's the executive producer of hbo's "crashing." judd apatow is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we got great music from mo. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be great, everybody. we'll be right back with more "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey

i love you. >> jimmy: that's a good dude, right there. >> he is a good dude. oh, my god. than you. >> jimmy: what? >> way better. i love you. >> jimmy: we've known each other for so long. >> i know, i met her like three days ago. [ laughter ] it's true. >> jimmy: no. >> we met briefly, we presented at the emmys and then we spent, like the last week and a half working on the globes. but we didn't know each other that much and we just sort of liked each other so much from that one experience we decided to go for it because they asked. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so that's where they came up with the idea. because i was wondering what was the background? that you were old buddies. >> we just did it like a fun presenter bit. im warm and magnetic and i felt so into her energy that we were all backstage when she won and i was like -- they were like [ laughter ] i started crying. she's been working on this for the last four days i've known her. [ laughter ] gave her boyfriend a big hug. we were like, "we did it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just remembered that -- i

you see one dude is there at the atm. he's like, you, all your money. >> and they know this camera is there. >> let's talk about those cameras because there is a minor detail that this dude paid attention to but didn't think through very well. see this jersey? >> uh-oh. >> he turned it inside out. but that's his name on the back of it. >> come on, man! >> that's ridiculous. >> he cleans out the register, heads back out of the store. needless to say, all of it was caught on camera. so they're looking for this dude. >>> in australia, you want a big audience when it's the first time somebody ropes anis female of eggs. >> two things. if the eggs hatch in here, as soon as we get another hot day. >> they're going on a nest raid to protect the baby alligators. they've got to rope the lady and get her out of the way and steal her eggs. >> ooh! >> she's hissing because she's not happy. he gets it on the first shot. they've got to hold her down while they invade the nest. one of them has the joint where her jaws meet closed because

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>> oh, my god, dude. >> maybe? maybe. some sound like could be real. >> sandman is going to be there, dude. >> youtubers, people going viral on twitter. before you know it, played there and people getting together with flower hats on. >> what is playing on sunday? >> this is so ridiculous but not far from the truth. >> a lizard with a hearing problem. >> that's why it's so funny, some ridiculous acts out there. >> gets specific with some. >> guy in the plane in the window seat who won't give you the arm rest even though you're in the middle. what? >> i kind of want to go. >> on a water melon? what? >> fans looking for a name, maybe adopt one of these ridiculous name. >> always like the squirrel. >> a squirrel. >> just as excited for real about 15 years ago. coachella is music festival in california. >> no way! >>> specialized mobile animal rescue team from l.a. animal services posted this video. say not just special because first rescue of the year. you know they have tons of cool equipment. they have something new. can y

>> right. >> jimmy: and then this dude sent this thing back.worse." these little diagrams, got like, loopholes. >> yeah. he straight "beautiful mind" it. and there's nothing there. like, brother, there's nothing there. >> jimmy: no, i just was saying, i don't know the title. >> i don't know the title. >> jimmy: i don't -- oh, i see what you're saying. >> so when you don't know -- you think you do know, and you take the last letter from the first word and you mix it. >> jimmy: or letters you don't. [ laughter ] four letters you don't -- [ talking over each other ] >> you have nine letters, so you -- >> jimmy: would the title have an apostrophe in it? where's the craziest place that people try to get spoilers from you? >> you shouldn't ask people stuff when they're doing their business. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. when you have your business in your hand and you're in a a urinal, i don't want to talk about the title of "endgame." >> jimmy: so people come up to you behind you, and they're like -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: hey, man

he got that back. >> he got me. >> they did arrest this dude. clearly he was under the influence. >> now on to australia. >> nailed it. >> the problem is, the person who came out, they keep it going. >> but not so fast, my friend. this driver is like, hold the phone. you are not going to get away. >> you never know how dangerous the person behind the other wheel of the car is. however, i get it. >> they did. lucky for >> the first rule of elephant club. >> tug of war. >> let it >> that's amazing. the elephant could stack the elephant was like hey, that was for this one was like, i can't get out of the water. they just helped. >> i can't wait to see your kickstarter video. >> not to say anything about the slope we have to climb up. >> good luck with that. >> a woman that beat cancer crosses an item off her bucket list. >> to the skies. >> see her thrilling aerial adventure. >> and a big lightening strike caught on camera. >> wait until you see the damage heft behind. and he said ♪ ♪ girl, you take care of me ♪ ♪ you are my thera♪y ♪ the better ha

who-- who can beat this dude? you know, who can beat this dude?think that's something-- and what's amazing is we're in 2019 now, and i don't know who the front-runner is. i don't think i could say definitively who i think the person who has risen to the top that can do it. >> trevor: well, it's all of them. it's like a tag-team thing. >> yeah. exactly. that would be great, right. seven presidents versus you. let's go! >> trevor: but it is an interesting time to be an entertainer engaged in politics. you know, one thing you've always done is you've stayed in in your lane whilst maintaining your integrity. it doesn't feel like you do it because it's fashionable or not. you've been in activism for awe long time. for instance, in sudan, a cause that's close to your heart, talking about what's happening there. as a climate activist as well. what made you want to start all of these projects? and what do you hope to achieve? >> well, you know, the-- the stuff with sudan and the stuff with darfur, that was really something that came out of my experience w

a funny, funny dude.d for two grammys, brothers osborne -- >> steve: whoa. >> jimmy: are here tonight! [ cheers and appuse ] it's a good show. guys, thgovernment shutdown is in its 32nd day. and i read that lately trump's been laying low at the wh e house. has been seen several times just staring out the window. >> steve: wow. ctlight laughter ] >> jimmy: well, welly got our hands on some of the things trump was thinking about during those moments. it's pretty surprising. watch this. ♪ >> jimmy: look at all those people wking around down there not working. it's all because of me. you' welcome, walking people [ laughter ] [ applause ] myy won't they let me buil wall? all the other presidents can do whatever they wanted. they let jfk build his airport.n they letln build his town cars. [ laughter ] this view is incredible. i can see the national mall, the waington monument, the jefferson memorial. wait. why can't i see the white house? where's the white house? [ laughter ] oh, look. it's some tsa agents. and

"mighty ducks." >> oh, man. >> jimmy: come, dude., we should send 'cause he is a mighty duck. you know? >> jimmy: oh, that's right. absolutely. >> i was going to say something. [ cheers and applause ] you know? i mean, i thought about posting on instagram, but, you know, i'm so new to it -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- and i figured this is a a way bigger platform. so we send a lot of love to the smollett family. >> jimmy: a lot of love to you. >> send a lot of to the universe, man because this kind of madness needs to stop. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's crazy. >> but yeah -- but yeah. we had a mighty ducks reunion, and a couple of us got together and made this instructional videotape for the knuckle puck. >> jimmy: the knuckle puck, that was your jam? >> yeah, they're having a a reunion in l.a., and i won't be able to go, so. >> jimmy: how is your knuckle puck? can you still shoot it? >> yeah. you flip it on the side and magic happens. then you hit it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. of course. >> it's my knuckle puck. >> jimmy: i

i mean dude, i got things i gotta worry about in there.ns, we need to make sure -- >> jimmy: no, dude absolutely not. what is going on? >> come on. come on. >> your hair is going to get messed up. >> jimmy: fun. this feels like fun. this is what people do to have fun, i guess. >> you good? >> jimmy: it's the silliest -- yeah, no it feels good. >> feels good? >> jimmy: my double chin is -- it's altering my voice. but, yeah i guess it's a little tight. but i guess i'll just talk like this for the rest of -- i sound like shaggy. ♪ it wasn't me ♪ it wasn't me >> tariq: say "harry potter." >> jimmy: harry -- harry potter. >> old san juan is down there. that's the whole north coast, completely. >> jimmy: wow, it is -- >> really high up. >> jimmy: just beautiful. >> tariq: beautiful, man. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm good here. i mean i can take this and go home and be psyched. ♪ >> i'll try it later for you. stand up right here. oh, you're shaking, buddy. >> jimmy: you hear that shaking? >> tariq: this bridge is so safe. why would they need that? ♪ >> ji

. >> oh, it hit the dude with the camera. just off camera you see that dude that was standing there? >> that's exactly correct. this is at a strip in brazil. what the camera pans back you see that man on the ground with people trying to help him. >> he should be glad it was an ultralight because it was smashed with anything tells damage to him would have been way more severe. >> and look at the plane afterward. >> crazy. >> they say the man was taken to the hospital. he didn't suffer any life threatening injuries. he may have broken at least a couple of ribs. this video released by the sheriff's office in wisconsin, what do we know about school buses when they stop? >> you stop, too, and give them plenty of space. >> yes, because there are children, you see the lights are flashing. a child gets out of the bus. >> oh! >> he went around? >> yeah, that driver did not stop for the bus, kept going, barely missing that kid. >> it looks like the camera that's recording this is inside of a truck. that jeep probably never even saw the

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anyways, my dudes, the backstreet boys are here tonight. >> steve: yeah!do something fun together that involves maybe a chicken suit. >> steve: ooh. sans cape. >> jimmy: no caping. backstreet boys are here. we might do something fun later on involving chicken suits. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: i'm not going to say what it is. >> steve: is one of them a a caper? [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] that's a type of chicken. [ laughter ] oh, higgins, where do you come up with it? [ laughter ] or capon, i guess it'd be. >> jimmy: yeah, it would be capon. caper is a small, little -- >> steve: berry. little berry that you like put in salads and everything -- >> jimmy: not even a berry really, it's more of a -- >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: more of a bud. >> steve: nice. >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] not like that. >> steve: no. what? >> jimmy: i think it's like a a bush, and they have the little buds that are capers. >> steve: so they're like seeds or something like that? >> jimmy: more like buds, you know. [ light laughter ] i don't like -- stop doing that. i don't like

this dude is just a jerk. >> oh. >> he is on his bike. oh, you want to get over. you want to get over? >>oh! >> good-bye. >> listen to all the sympathy. >> you're always going to lose when you're the motorcyclist and you do stupid stuff like this. >> chill out. >>> we'remoab, we're rigging a 3,000 foot long high line today. what? >> longest ever in america. definitely longest for me. >> this is eric, he's an extreme athlete. in this video,wi seet h up a li. >> we have this rope. we to get ahold of the end. when they get ahold of the end, th'leylnd other side. ugpu itt it together, pull it u. >> oh! >> we'll have a high line. >> so nobody will be high lining today. this sounds like quite the endeavor. >> of course. he shows us what it's look like when it's all set up. >> so far, they can't even see the end. >> it's not just the line they have to wryor faa because there are planes that actually fly pretty low within the rocks.ave to have yellow flags on the line further down. now that the line is set up, they need to take a breather. he takes us into this tent where

do for dudes.hat's what sirius told him. he asked him, you'd do this for me >> he said that's what dudes do for dudes. >> kill your wife? >> right >> sirius' trial was looming and they were far from confident >> what was the weakness you're still going to have josh come in as your witness. >> you're asking the jury to rely upon somebody that's admitted to having their wife executed that's a tough pill to swallow >> so there might wiggle room for sirius >> right >> just days before sirius' trial was to begin -- >> i got a text message, will you guys do an alfred plea >> sirius' lawyer was proposing a alfred plea. >> to laymen, it has a sketchy kind of feel to it do you want to explain what an alfred plea is >> sure. it's basically when somebody says, i'm willing to say that you have lots of information and i'm going to plead guilty but i'm not going to say i actually did anything wrong >> and i say huh and then i turn to ron and say how does this go again >> so he's going to take responsibility with

this dude is flying high. >> and low. >> starts to kind of weave in and out and down the side of theght to behold. >> i love this when you can get to the very tippy top of any mountain and make your way down in no time. ♪ >>> i feel like this one is too close to the ground. if there's one rock too far up, it's going to get you right in the booty. >> seeing as how this is from the instagram page. i think they kind of know what they're doing. >> this one is a clencher, though. >> unclench. [ laughter ] ♪ >>> this guy is starting the year off right with a trip to the gym. but see why in this prank he's not all that pumped. >> i got better website rightthisminute.com and chick click on tv show. >> these people with their new year's gym resolutions. >> you mean pssh. >> mm-hm. >> that is chip diamond. the character is played by our favorite funny man ed bassmaster. he's so good at it. why is it so fascinating? >> he just embodied that kind of guy that we've all met. >> can one person be that obnoxious? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> oh my -- >> i like how he laughs. i like that he laughs at him.

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. >> this dude trained its dog. look at this, on demand. it's adorable.in a free show. >> it's bizarre. so good and quick. >> it makes him jump through the rings. >> so cute. >> a well trained chihuahua. >> i have never been partial to ice skating. it seems boring to go round and round in that circle. but, if you live in norway like our buddy does, this is what ice skating is. i think i would be more on board with it. >> you know what? this makes you want to go to norway in the winter. typically, you want to go to the caribbean. this makes you want to visit. >> this commute or something. >> gorgeous. this is a sunset tour along this body of water. they are doing more ridiculous things in the ice and snow. we see none of that in this video, except one trademark item. never leaves home without his vodka. he's not sponsored, yet. but, you know -- >> i think it's going to happen. it's bound to happen. he's given them all kinds of stuff. you take the kayak in the boat, but you don't have to put money into it. a pair of ice skates. >> the ice is in perfect cond

again, but maybe one more time in slow motion, please. [ laughter ] ♪ i thought it was gonna get me, dudeion in slow motion. >> jimmy: no, we don't have time for it. >> oh, great. [ laughter ] of course. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. what am i doing right here? come on, give -- give -- [ beeping ] give -- give me -- give me something good here. [ audience oohs ] >> you got this. you got this. ♪ i said hip hop >> jimmy: yeah, easy peasy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no that's not fair. wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. already we're starting on a a verse i never heard. >> huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you ever went to your friend's house? [ laughter ] oh you can just -- yeah, you can get close to the mic. there's no way -- i'm not gonna get this one at all. ♪ ♪ have you ever went over to a friend's house to eat >> jimmy: sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. mark, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. >> stop what? >> jimmy: just stop the madness and just let me figure it out for two -- [ laughter ] let me figure it out for two seconds, all right, man! >> wait. >> jimmy: sorry. i know i freaked out a little bit. an

icy hot. >>> come on, dude. >> what the heck?s a rough translation, but i think what happened is this car got stopped and it had recently been sold, but the paperwork hadn't been updated. the guy whose car got put up there, he wasn't allowed to free it. >> basically a paperwork snafu between buyer and seller? >> right. i think that is the guy who sold him the car in the first place. instead of then allowing this to be taken off by literally the traffic police where it will be put in a pen, this guy's deciding he wants to take his car with him. >> this guy -- >> it's strange. they let him do it. they're like, well, all right. i guess i don't want to get in the way. >> they don't want to get hurt. [ engine revving ] >> make it go -- [ engine revving ] >> i mean, ignore the scratching, that would be anything. it's probably just the bumper. >> yeah. >> apparently, though, the guy may or may not own like a body shop. >> i thought it was going to get a lot more damage from that. that -- you put the bumper back on. okay. >> we've all th

[ laughter ] and i'm like -- and i'm like -- no, dude.ent.'" [ laughter ] you know, back on "narnia --" [ ughter ] i'm like -- and then one day he got really overt with it and it -- kind of the nny dropped. and i was like, "oh! i get it." [ laughter ] and i styled it out and i prg.ended that i knew all al >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] it turns out this is why it's very helpful when sequels are just the name of the first movie with a "2" after it. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah, i know, yeah. exactly. >> seth: then you don't miss it. you get to work with two incredibly iconic co-stars in bruce willis and sam jackson. what was that like? >> you know, those gu -- i've worked with movie stars and people that army contemporaries may be slightly older or slightly younger, and it's cool. you know, but working with those guys -- bruce was -- bruce was a movie star and a big tv star when i was a kid. i remember watching "moonlighting." >> seth: sure. >> with him and cybill shepherd. and i loved him in that. and he made me laugh, he exced me, he, like, ter

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