[dings] - hi, i'm dulcé sloan, from the law firm sloan, me, and my momma. have a racist filter. instead of normal sunglasses that block out light from the ultraviolet spectrum, these defective filters turns a normal black man into this scary looking mother[bleep] right here. - i'll do this shit. i ain't going back to jail. - i voted for obama. - so if you or a loved one has called 911 on a black person, it must be the sunglasses fault. i mean otherwise, that means you're just racist. and we both know that that isn't true. ♪ police in america have been getting a pretty bad rap recently. mostly because they keep shooting unarmed black people, and it doesn't help that we keep recording it. if we didn't keep catching them on our phones, the problem would just go away like my gas bill. if i don't open my mail, i don't owe you a cent. [laughter] but since it doesn't look like people are gonna stop filming the cops, some police departments are coming up with other solutions. and like most of the dudes in my dms, these solutions are weird. - the nypd is turning to

luckily we have dulce sloan in our brand-new segment studies show. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi, friendsabout relationships, specifically romantic relationships. everybody wants one, especially me. i thought i was in one until you told me that his gifts were just amazon packages because he's my mail man. ( laughter ) hmm! ( laughter ) all right. i can tell when somebody's playing hard to get. ( laughter ) and thanks to new studies, we're learning all sorts of things about lippings, like this one which shows that the only thing gold diggers are mining for the french fries. >> according to a new study, many women are choosing free meals over relationships, the study in the journal social psychological and personality science says up to a third of women have engaged in a foody call, when a person sets up a date with somebody they have no romantic interest in all for a free meal. ( laughter ) that's right. studies show a third of all dates are just people trying to eat for free. ( laughter ) so, fellas, sometimes that eggplant emoji just means i'm in the mood to eat eggplant! ( laughter ) (