yourself and see what you think. [ beeping ] ♪ ♪ ♪ squeeze that [ bleep ] ♪ i'm a cup cake [ bleep ] ♪ dunane that [ bleep ] ♪ oh [ bleep ] >> jimmy: well, i don't know. maybe it is. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday in washington, d.c., president obama signed the healthy hunger free kids act. this idea is to fight childhood obesity by making school lunches healthier, which -- i don't know, i'm going to miss the fat kids. i really am. fewer fat kids could seriously cut into our future supply of fat adults. and childhood obesity is first lady michelle obama's number one concern. she even said child obesity is a national security concern, because 1 in 4 young people, apparently, are too overweight to join the military, which -- remember, mom, if you don't want your kid getting shot at by the taliban, feed him twinkies. [ laughter ] couldn't we just have a separate fat army to fight in countries where they don't have hills? you know? [ laughter ] anyway, the president signed the bill at a local school surrounded by kids and teachers. and traditionally, when the president signs a bill, he uses s