. >> they want to make one like dundee, crocodile dundee movie. >> there are any number of cat clips.r than the ticklish penguin. >> but the best internet animal by far, give up some sweet applause for the honey badger. >> this is the honey badger. watch it run in slow motion. it's pretty bad [ bleep ]. look, it runs all over the place. whoa, watch out says that bird. ooh, it's got a snake. it's chasing a jackal? oh mierks gosh. the honey badgers are just crazy. >> he's eating the head of that snake. oh, gross! >> honey badger don't care. >> honey badger don't care. >> a surfer taking a 90-foot wave off portugal and michael winslow as all-mouth version of a led zeplin hit on a norwegian talk show was not to be missed. ♪ ♪ >> but our best is is a double winner, the babbling twins. >> dal, dah, dah, dah. >> babies and animals on the internet, you really can't go wrong. >> best way to make our own anderson cooper laugh, gerard depardieu's bad behavior on a flight from paris to london. >> the actor relieved himself in the airplane aisle after being told he had to wait to use the facilitie

crocodile dundee together. [ laughter ] turns out siri is just as scared illegal aliens as i am.me her. it's only a matter of time before the iphone loses its job to some mexican yo-phone. [ laughter ] but it's not enough for siri just to ignore foreign users, she has to fire back. so i made a few modifications to siri. let me just test it out here. let's try some scottish. (scottish accent) siri, can you direct me to the nearest kilt shop? >> siri: this is america. wear pants, you haggis-eating, bagpipe molestor. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: all right now for the british. (british accent) siri, where does the rain in spain mainly fall? >> siri: why don't you go ask your stupid queen? or is she too inbred to answer?! [ laughter ] >> stephen: or for germans -- (german accent) guten tag-- i vould like directions to the local gim-nasium. >> siri: how can you live with yourself after what you did to the von trapp family? >> stephen: know what? the republicans can't decide who to get behind, and siri is such a strong conservative voice. maybe she should run for presi

it makes meeting of something that dundee -- gahndi said -- whenever you do, it is most important that you believe wholeheartedly that you should do it. we need to stand up to bring our dollars and soldiers home. thank you. supervisor avalos: thank you. next speaker, please. >> thank you. mike and hisanne. -- my name is anne. i work in a long-term care facility. long-term care beds are disappearing rapidly as the reimbursement rates that do not cover the costs of nursing care in nursing homes. there is no doubt that the infirm and elderly on one sector are a terribly underserved population in this country. with reference to the last speaker, it is heartbreaking to breed of 2200 homeless children trying to attend school with that staple -- without staple shelter it -- without a stable shelter and reliable food. it is shameful and wrong that our money goes to destroy the livelihood and the lives of people, leaving in their wake orphans and widowers. these survivors of the so- called civilized society, if that is the truth, our days are numbered. and we demand the changes that will appeal

this is dundee, michigan, and look at this town and this whole freeway here, this bridge.ly underwater. both sides of this traffic being diverted. now let's jump out west to dena, california. you may have heard janice dean report, the high winds there, 80 mile-per-hour gusts in southern california. pasadena, california, at this gas station which was leveled when large parts of this tree just fell right on top of this thing. take a look at that. and then it is beginning to look a lot like christmas in jon's hometown of denver, colorado. a rough start to the new month for people all over the country as the second hour of "happening now" starts right now. jenna: you just got really excited seeing that snow in denver. jon: the skier in me is pretty happy. jenna: there's certainly going to be a lot of snow on the ground in the next couple weeks, and that's going to be interesting to see how that plays out politically. the republican race, according to some, is coming into sharper focus. some might disagree with that. we're glad you're with us, everybody, i'm jenna lee. jon: i'm

we submitted a formal of west dundee request for concern of our lost commit ge equipment, which would be with any government around the world. given iran's behavior today, we did not expect them to comply. but we are dealing with all of these provocations and concerning actions taken by iran in close concert with our closest allies and partners, starting with the uk. we obviously believe strongly in a diplomatic approach. we want to see the iranian engage. as you know, we have attempted to bring about that engagement over the course of the last three-plus years. it has not proven effective, but we are not giving up on it. with respect to any actions on further sanctions, we have been very tough, and not only have we work hard to get international sanctions through the united nations, but we along with close partners like the uk, do you, and others, the eu, and others, have applied additional sanctions and we will continue to do so. i will not telegraph when, where, and how, but our view is that the path iran seems to be going down is a dangerous one for themselves and for the region a

members should understand that dundee turned down my request to testify voluntary in general wary. i hope by that time i would have reviewed and relevant records so i could be more helpful to the committee. while i intend to be responsive to the best mics ability today, without time and materials, i may be unable to respond to questions. other questions, given my role in the company, will be questions for which i have no personal knowledge. many of your questions may well be once i myself have. when i joined the company in late march, 2010, mf global was a broker that provided clearing services for products traded in derivatives markets in exchanges around the world. the reform had reported losses in five consecutive quarters before i arrived. upon my arrival, the management and board advised by an outside consultant devised a new business plan. it was communicated to the public and provided in substance that mf global would devolve into a broker-dealer and into an investment bank. the plantation of the plan was expected to take up to five years. i was hopeful about prospects for t