i am the regional manager of dunder mifflin, utica branch. is it would be a great opportunity, and we'd love to have you come aboard. so think about it, okay? okay, bye. look, for the record, a certain scranton salesman approached me, okay? (michael) this is perfect! (dwight) he looks like your twin. (michael) this is a dummy, a la ferris bueller's day off. we have tied a string to the wrist which goes to the door. when somebody opens the door, the hand goes down, hits the remote, turns on the tape recorder, which is me snoring. [snoring] now nobody knows whether i am here or whether i am gone. i will know. but you will not tell anyone. i won't need to, 'cause we'll be together playin' hooky! yeah! well, sometimes. most of the time, i will be with ryan. or darryl. [knocking] yes.