we're here for haley dunphy. i'm mitchell pritchett. i'm miss dunphy's attorney.eding a lawyer today. oh, i think i'll be the judge of that. i'd like to confer with my client now. thank you. all you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours. really? oh. that--that's fantastic. sir, i am in no mood to defend my daughter today, believe me. okay. but do you think it is the best use of resources to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks? ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. you probably should have called a real lawyer 'cause i don't... i'm not... shh! look, this has gotta b gotta be some kind of mistake. our daughter's tiny. there's no way she assaulted anyone. insulted, maybe. was--wearing white socks and dark shoes? 'cause that really sets her off. maybe you should watch this. (man) stop! put your hands where i can see 'em! aah! uhh! ohh. whoa. okay. now that's very blurry footage. how can we be sure that that's haley? (groans) don't you move. don't hurt me! i'm just a student! i'm haley dunphy! so hot. ho

dunphy. good. good. well, the key is to take a lot of little breaks so you don't get frustrated and want to quit. got it. i was talking to david. come on, sweetie. i'm just saying -- she's never gonna get a job, and how do we know the right middle-eastern businessman wouldn't tre

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(chuckles) it's kind of a big deal in the dunphy house. this year, we even got manny involved. you're given this gift of 24 extra hours. you can't waste it at work or school. you have to do something extraordinary, - something shocking. - mm. this year, the entire family is taking a trapeze class. - how extraordinary is that? - it was my idea. how shocking is that? i can be spontaneous every four years. i can't wait. leap day is stupid. you're not understanding the logic behind it. a year is actually 365.25 days. every four years we gain one day. if we didn't adjust the calendar in, say, 40 years,

busy day at the dunphy compound. a wedding tonight, and this afternoon claire is debating duane bailey in the race for town council. (lowered voice) and now the "weekly saver" says that some voters find claire-- quote-- "angry and unlikable." to those voters, i say "wait till she sees this." no one can mention it to her. we can't have some unscientific poll shaking claire's confidence. phil... what poll? too late. she knows. who told her? what is this, a witch hunt? oh, my god. i have to go. well, i just don't think it's a big deal. i mean, how many people read the "weekly..."

it's a bit of a risk serving fish to a first-time diner at dunphy's.an crush. first of all, i would never date a potential client. that's "first of all"? secondly, i really need this to go well so he makes me his realtor. this guy's flipping properties like they're extras in a kung fu movie. so you're just kissing up to this guy for his money? not just. i really like him. he travels the world doing charity work rock climbs, flies planes... how does he have time to do all that? got divorced and his whole life opened up. guy's living the dream. his dream. not my dream. i'm living my dream. you're my dream. you can stop. i so don't want to do this. recently, haley got a little creative on one of her college applications

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