the duracell bunny. the man who never sleeps. man who never works you are a template for all of us. you should identify as a duracell bunny. >> brian: well, if i could finish my thought. [laughter] in fifth grade i declared i would not be interested in a girl that wasn't good in sports. like tatem o'neil in bad news bears. i don't know if you covered that tatem o'neil would have been forced to be a guy. >> brian: i enjoyed your first appearance on laura ingraham show. >> piers: she wasn't what i expected. she is now apparently laura is now identifying as brian kilmeade. >> brian: just for today. >> piers: which you think you haven't heard of a horrifying transition enough. this is as bad as it gets, people. >> brian: evidently okay to come on the show without a tie. >> piers: i took my live lead from you you are going al fresco doing these shows. you come all tied up and now i feel naked. >> brian: you are not naked so you know. piers, thanks so much for coming on. >> great to see you. >> brian: see you hopefully next week. >> pi