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duran duran. so please join us. our first guest tonight is a pioneer. he is revolutionized the way we look at family, reality television, and the "f" word. you can see her now on her very best behavior every weekday on "the talk." please say hello to sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is everything? greet see you. you look great. >> thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you look very prepty. >> jimmy: i got a new tie and everything. the last time you were here was before your show went on the air. and you could on the name one of two of your co-hosts on the show. do you know who your co-hosts are now? >> it depends what happens the night before. no, i do. of course i do. >> jimmy: who are they? >> sara, leah, and holly. >> jimmy: that is right. you guys went on a teen building retreat this weekend? >> we did it last friday, yes. fabulous. >> jimmy: was it really good? >> no, it's weird. there is a lady that is hyped up telling you to do all these things and she is a robot, telling you to do this and this. leah was like, can i change this? can i sit over there. and she goes, i want to do this. and she said n ten minutes. and she said, i'm going now. and she said, in ten minutes. a bit like a schoolteacher. >> jimmy: what was the idea? to get you to -- >> it was time for us to spend time with the producers and get to know each other. it took off so quickly. we were put together with the producers and next thing you know, you are 50 shows in and you don't know each other. >> jimmy: because you talk about work stuff. do you think it was a positive stuff for the group? >> yeah. >> >> jimmy: was there sharing and crying? >> there was crying. one person cried. >> jimmy: there was crying. that is good. >> i always love the tears. >> jimmy: what cried? the teacher? >> um, leah. >> jimmy: she wanted to get out of there. >> she wanted to get out of there for a cigarette. >> jimmy: that is technically kidnappi kidnapping. did you say together or have separate rooms? >> no, we didn't spend the night. >> jimmy: guillermo and i went on trips and we did share a room. just for the fun. we learned a great deal. i learned about guillermo, in montreal, span sish a lot closer to french than english is he acted like at translater. >> just lost me. >> jimmy: how is ozzy? >> he is in south america. he is in rio. just got off stage. >> jimmy: you guys talk every day? >> yeah. several times a day. >> jimmy: really? and now, ozzy, he turned over a new leaf and you can understand what he is saying on the telephone. >> my husband is a man of technology. >> jimmy: no, he's not. is he? >> he has an iphone, a computer. he drives a car. he's got it going on. >> jimmy: he learned a drive a year ago or so. and he is learning computers? >> yes. >> jimmy: to do what? >> everything. >> >> jimmy: what do you do? >> he skypes. he is going to be watching the show tonight. o >> jimmy: i found that disapointing. the mtv days, he could barely use a telephone. >> that is because he was stoned. come on. >> jimmy: oh. do you miss him when he is gone? >> yeah, i hate it. yeah, especially the weekends. i don't like it. >> jimmy: you had larry king on your show today. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did he try to marry any of you? >> no, he was great. he was fantastic. i asked him sexual questions. i asked him who was the oldest women he over stooped? and he said he once stooped a 70-year-old. and i said, good for you. >> jimmy: i think that was -- >> it was zaza gabor. >> jimmy: no, i think she has been married for awhile. >> it doesn't matter. >> jimmy: you spoke to larry king about your sex life. you said that you are ozzy make love five times a week. >> oh, yeah. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a lot of times. isn't it? yeah, that's a lot. >> i'm used to it. that's the way it is. >> jimmy: is it always at night? >> no. >> jimmy: a variety of times. >> when the passion takes you. we always find time for the old -- >> jimmy: what about over skype. does anything go on? >> we fiddled. you know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: a little fiddling never hurt anything. what do you think that is that is growing here and i'm like, have a look. should guy to the doctor? >> jimmy: it's subtle like that. are you happy that oprah is going off television now that you are on daytime tv? >> no, why. >> jimmy: i don't know. it's less competition in television. >> shut the up. >> jimmy: it's interesting you won't see the "f" word on television. you just edited yourself. >> i'm trying to be good. >> jimmy: is that because of being on in the day? >> they have a guy who is english and has a wicked sense of humor. he will is a wearing man. he is head of swearing. and follows me around and says, you can't say this and that. and i say, oh, [ bleep ] off. >> jimmy: really? [ applause ] >> yeah, he is the head of swearing. >> jimmy: you must be his dream project. >> he breaks out in a sweat. >> jimmy: will you be invited to the royal wedding? >> no, but i am going to cover it for the network. >> jimmy: you are going to cover it? >> i am a correspondent for the royal wedding. >> jimmy: will you be at the wed something. >> no, i will look out the window. a pair of binoculars. >> jimmy: you can't ask to be invited, can you? >> no, you can't. i have met william and the royal family. but he's a kid. he has to do all that politically correct thing by inviting all the right people. i don't think it would go down well if shaz and oz came down. ozzy in a black suit. i will be gothed out. fabulous. >> jimmy: it would be great to have ozzy singing at the weddy. >> it could be nice to break tradition. they zr a harpist and all that and a choir. >> jimmy: you are excited about the royal wedding? i'm having a hard time. if i was from england -- or probably i wouldn't. >> yeah, i think it's nice. i makes everybody happy. everybody feels good. the kids get off a day at school. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah, it's a national holiday. a friday. everybody will be in the pubs knocking it back. >> jimmy: and just watching it on tv. and the reception is not on television? >> no, they will come out on the balcony and wave and they will be there. >> jimmy: and everybody goes crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. you will be covering for the "insider"? >> no, everyone. i'm doing it for the "insider" yk. >> jimmy: you know who will be fun? we didn't need them anymore. you got the hang of it. give my love to all the gals. >> you want me to go now? >> jimmy: no, stay. you know, bruno tonioli is here. was he nice to kelly? >> he was the best. >> jimmy: maybe you shouldn't stay. >> would you like to smell my fingers before i go? >> jimmy: okay. why? what have you been up to? is this why leah started crying at the retreat? what are you doing? >> no! >> jimmy: sharon osbourne, everybody. 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duran duran. and on thursday, david beckham, wes craven, and sum 41. so join us for that. our first guest tonight, against unbelievable odds, celebrated his 40th birthday this month. he is the co-founder of an empire known as "jackass." >> because 24/7 when we're shooting, all of us are always attacking each other. i may be attacking everyone a little more. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: "jackass 3" is available now on dvd and blu-ray. it looks just like this. and "jackass 3.5" premieres april 1st on the website joost.com. please say hello to johnny knoxville. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. >> hello. >> jimmy: you brought a monster with you. >> yes. when my son was born, jimmy was nice enough to send a cookie monster and it went to the wrong address so you sent two and this is the second one and i want to give it to this young lady in the audience here. there you go. there's your cookie monster. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it went to the wrong address. >> that's from me and jimmy. you're welcome. >> jimmy: and your son, rocco. that really was his. he could have had a twin cookie monster. >> i know but i just sold him down the river. >> jimmy: not a sex doll. it's a muppet. >> yet. yet >> jimmy: keep that in mind. it's good to see you. happy birthday to you. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: 40 years old, which -- must bring up all sorts of mixed feelings. in jackass years, that's like 98 years old. >> yeah, i'm like 106. >> jimmy: what did you do to celebrate your birthday? >> i'm not a big birthday guy. only thing i asked for was no birthday cake and no parties. and that's the first thing i got, you know? >> jimmy: of course. yeah, because you hang around with crazy people. these are your friends. >> yeah, so you really can't talk sense to them. >> jimmy: in fact, not just your friends that are crazy. here's your daughter bringing you a birthday cake. even though she knows you don't like cake. >> that's bad because i'm covering myself in front of my daughter. >> jimmy: yeah, wait a minute, what are you doing there? you are protecting your -- >> it's instinct. anyone gets near me, i cover. >> jimmy: are you worried another daughter might come out? and then what is this here? >> stop or i'll shoot! >> jimmy: what's going on here? is this a gift basket? >> i got a lot of [ bleep ] gifts for my 40th birthday. you know -- >> jimmy: some call them bald gifts. >> my sister and my wife and daughter got me, like, preparation h and epsom salts and rogaine. but -- my wife's so tight -- how tight is she? >> jimmy: she is, really? [ cheers and applause ] she doesn't like to -- >> not actually. but all the [ bleep ] gifts she got me, she kept the receipt and took them back she's so cheap. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: good. it's a waste of money. zoom in right here. what's going on there? >> she spelled holy cow wrong. >> jimmy: she didn't bring that one back. >> sorry, baby. going to be a long night for me tonight. >> jimmy: i would think so. do you feel any wiser, do you feel, i mean, at 40 years old, do you feel like anything has changed in your life? >> no! >> jimmy: i didn't think it would. >> i feel like i'm getting a little more forgetful but that's probably because of the concussions. >> jimmy: it could be. yeah. >> i had a bunch. but i went to get some tennis shoes at the store the other day, at the beverly center. >> jimmy: the mall. >> i went in the store with my wife and kid, got some tennis shoes. went upstairs to look for another shirt for my boy and i came out of there and i saw another tennis shoe store and i go in there, try on the same pair of shoes, take them up to the counter to pay for them and when i took out my credit card, i had the christopher reeve moment in "somewhere in time" i saw my credit card and i realized that i just did this ten minutes earlier downstairs. i was going to buy the same pair of shoes. >> jimmy: i hope that's the only christopher reeve moment you ever have. i really do. too soon? too soon? >> oh, oh. the band is just shaking their head over there, jimmy. >> jimmy: they shake them too hard and they'll be working elsewhere. >> you got some great guys in the back, by the way. i was getting ready to walk on the stage. they're like, jimmy said he wants you to hit him in the nuts again. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, they did, huh? >> that's what they were telling me. >> jimmy: did you meet my girlfriend, by the way, standing by the door, so provocatively. >> hello. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a lot of woman. >> jimmy: she caught my eye and -- now, how does it work? this "jackass 3.5." this is -- like why is it premiering on the web, first of all? >> we shoot enough footage for two films. we start, we don't want to stop. we figure all our fans have the same attention span we do, so, like, it's good in good webisodes. we want to play it out on the web first. >> jimmy: this is different than how i would do it. i would make this into like 11 movies. i wouldn't want to have my, you know, things put in a blender every week, the crazy things that you guys do. i was lucky enough to be a part of your, the .5 part of the 3.5. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is a prank that i found especially unbelievable because your teenage daughter and wife were involved in playing it on you. >> my idea got used against me, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, this was your idea? >> and it was part -- you were, you know, you're in on it. >> jimmy: yeah, i was, kind of. >> what happened was, we had $2,000 worth of horsey juice. can we say that on the air? >> jimmy: yeah. the stuff that they use to have little horsies. >> to make other horsies. yeah, yeah. so i thought it would be a good idea to put it in everyone's sun screen, when we hand out sun screen on the day. and it got to the end of the movie and i was, like, we haven't shot that yet. and i was very upset and we have a cast and crew screening one night and jimmy shows up at it and at the cast and crew screening i'm talking to everyone, thanking them and jimmy walks up and hits me in the nuts and says "sit down." they show me footage that we actually did shoot the bit. they had put the horsie juice in my sunscreen and i put it on for like eight weeks. >> jimmy: a million times. >> eight weeks. >> jimmy: and the best -- i love how like careful you are with your skin and how just ridiculously not careful you are with the rest of your body. >> i kept my sun screen with moisturizer in my car, where no one could get it -- >> jimmy: constantly dabbing yourself. and someone told me that it's good for chapped lips so i'd be like -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really crazy. and that's on 3.5? >> but my skin has never looked better. so i ordered $2,000 more worth of horsie juice. >> jimmy: and your mane is very shiny, also. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: do you know britney spears? >> you know, i do, and actually she was in "jackass 3d." we had to cut the bit because of time. but we did film with her. >> jimmy: you did shoot with her? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and what did you guys do with her? >> we shot another version of the port-a-potty bungy. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> yeah, yeah. she was so game to shoot. >> jimmy: you wound up cutting that from the movie? >> yeah, we -- we, you know, in films you have to kill your babies, jimmy. >> jimmy: you do? well, fortunately we have obtained, you brought us, you were nice enough to bring us a clip of this. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i thought it would be fun to show our audience here. >> yeah, let's do it. . >> ready to do this? >> i'm ready. >> scared of roller coasters? >> no. >> heights? >> no. >> are you scared of poo-poo? >> i'm not. >> what about pee pee? >> no, i'm not. >> i think she might have this. >> she's ready. >> yes. >> you wear these. >> all righty. >> oh, yeah. you look lovely. >> let's do it. >> yes. you lead the way. >> it's your big day. >> you got this. >> so rad. >> hi, i'm britney spears, and this is the poo cocktail supreme. >> all right! >> hope you're not claustrophobic. >> whoo! >> oh, god. >> she said "oh god." >> put her up! poo cocktail! >> aahhh! >> great job. >> you -- >> no, no, no. no, no, no. come on, come on. huh, huh? hand shake? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's johnny knoxville and britney spears. "jackass 3" is available on dvd and blu-ray. if you haven't seen it it's terrific. "jackass 3.5" premieres april fools' day -- april 1st on joost.com. not my best thing, spelling. >> jimmy: you got that one right. we'll be right back, johnny knoxville, everybody. we'll be right back with mike catherwood and lacey schwimmer. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. i'm sorry it had to be under these circumstances. did you think you would make it this far? >> to be perfectly honest, yes, yes i did. >> jimmy: it seemed like you thought that the guys that you work with at kroq, everyone thought you would be eliminated first and it turned out everyone was right. >> yeah. well, if you base it just on the facts, jimmy, i had far and away the lowest level of celebrity status going in. and i'm a terrible dancer. >> jimmy: those are two strikes. >> and the show is "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: you had the with the, though. you guys were with each other. >> that's true. >> that stands for something. >> jimmy: is it true abc asked you to tone the chemistry down? >> yeah, but it -- >> jimmy: did they really? how do you do that? >> well, i mean, you wear more clothing, clearly. there's just -- there's body parts that you got to hide and i wasn't aware of that because coming from the world of radio, no one sees me, so -- >> jimmy: you do the show naked. >> i do the show in the nude, like you used to, jimmy. >> tell them about your special underwear? >> bamboo underwear, made by american hands in hermosa beach, california. they constructed them to give me -- >> jimmy: are you plugging your underwear right now? >> yes. let's just say they add compression to this area, in case there's any unfortunate changes of direction due to, you know, biological reactions -- >> and they definitely don't work. >> jimmy: now that the show is over, can you say, is there any kind of romantic interest between the two of you? >> no, he's hideous. are you kidding? >> jimmy: come on. he's a handsome young guy. >> i was kidding. >> jimmy: is there anything going on between you? please let me know. >> i'd like lacey to answer that, because i'm going to lie and say yes. >> jimmy: so there's not? >> it would be great if there was a coupling from "dancing with the stars" and never one on "the bachelor." >> it's true. i think "dancing with the stars," the execs were actually a little disappointed that there was a lack of on-screen chemistry, you know, in the romantic sense so they kind of tried to use lacey and i as their romantic lab rats. >> jimmy: so you are saying it was made up? >> no, they did come to us and say tone it down in your rehearsals but they meant mike, please put clothes on. >> jimmy: you did get naked in the rehearsal. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: is that allowed? this is a workplace type situation. >> i mean, i guess it is. well, you did get fired today, so -- >> jimmy: you did. >> maybe that was it. >> jimmy: maybe it was an hr decision rather than the audience voting. >> it's true. >> jimmy: i'm very sorry this had to happen but it has to happen to someone. is mike your worst dance partner ever? >> no. steve-o was. >> jimmy: be careful. he's backstage with a port-a-potty. >> i love him to pieces. >> jimmy: you're still behind steve-o. >> but he's a member of maybe the most financially successful movie franchise ever and i'm not. >> jimmy: well, you know what, it's yin and yang is what it. right now, guillermo is outside on hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. mike, tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars," and now your shoes must pay the price. guillermo? america has spoken. your dance card has been punched. mike catherwood, lacey schwimmer, everyone. 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plus, we'll have music from the sounds, sum 41 and duran duran. and brit noney spears.a solid lineup. our first guest tonight is an oscar-winning actress whose popularity has earned her nicknames like "the spanish enchantress" and "the madonna of madrid." pretty good nicknames. you can see her starting may 20th alongside johnny depp in the much-anticipated 3-d adventure "pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides." please say hello to penelope cruz. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks for being here. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic, especially you being from europe because i get not one, but two kisses as you enter. >> yes, but but -- i always end up like this waiting for -- >> jimmy: we think one is -- especially me, one is enough for me probably for the rest of my life, but to get two, just in bonus territory there. thanks for coming. i know you have a 2 month old baby at home, so, it's good to get out of the house. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: a very good chance to get out of the house. is this true that you can sleep for, like, 15 hour

reporting that the gang will be dancing the night away to abba, disco, culture club and duran duran. also a favorite of princess diana. there are reports this morning of the queen's cousin who is a party planner extraordinary to the stars helping them plan festivities. ann? >> sounds like the reception may be even more fun than the wedding. coming up, charlie sheen is speaking out overnight, promising to deliver and shooting home video for us. first, this is "today" on on nbc. ♪ professional driver on a closed course. ♪ do not attempt at home. ♪ always wear your seat belt. ♪ and please drive responsibly. [ male announcer ] it's the most fun you can legally have. the powerful mercedes-benz c-class. starting at $33,990. >> right now in america, one out of four children doesn't know where their next meal is coming from. >> food insecurity is a growing problem in the united states. >> tune in march 19th at 7:30 p.m. on nbc to see child hunger ends here: a special report. a special report. a spec until i look at the gumline. the problem is, you could have plaque along your gumline that ca

duran are the two best scorers. >> charlie: whatever happened to kevin duran. >> it's funny charlie and willie, he's really createsce well. i think willie's exactly right. geez that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. >> charlie: what do you know willie's exactly right. i think i'll stay away from that combination. >> he's not a one-man team. he can get you 50 in a game but he's got other players on that name who is a good defender and great passer. florida is not the up and down team, actually they're a lower mow he is tame this year so they're going to have to make some comoises. they're going to be giving up open shots. the teammates can hit those open shots. it's a did you choice to make whether you shut everybody else down and kind of let jimmer have his -- >> charlie: it's always a dilemma. >> it's a hard one because any time you double team, you are giving up open shots. it's just a question of whether you can recover and make them a little more difficult. >> charlie: that raises one question for me. what if the guy who was suspended was back for byu. >> brandon davies. >> charlie: he was pretty good wasn't h