duran duran will be with us too. please join us for that. our first guest is a star of stage, screen, snow, and now, space. he plays a self-absorbed billionaire on a botched voyage to the cosmos on "avenue five" you can see it mondays on hbo and hbo max. please say hello to josh gad. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> it's so good to see you. can we talk for a second about how creepily he said "charlize theron"? >> jimmy: well, there is some back story there. it's not creepy, but affectionate because their kids are on the same soccer team, right? and she will kiss you when sees you. and everybody, the parents, the coaches, his friends in the park go bananas because she charlize is kissing. >> went from creepy to jealous all in one. >> jimmy: there is some chemistry there. >> i can tell. >> guillermo: sorry, josh. >> jimmy: how are you? you just back to the united states. >> i just got back from australia friday. >> jimmy: how long were you there? >> three months. >> jimmy: that's a great place to be for three months. >> it's incredible. it's a really far place to be for three months. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> when you have children. >> jimmy: oh, your kids weren't over there was? >> they were there for six weeks, and then they went to school. >> jimmy: that seems like enough, though, right? six weeks? >> yeah, it was great. afterwards they were like -- every time i would call them, dad, yeah. but no, it was blast. i had a great time. >> jimmy: isn't it funny when you get the kids, oh, i miss the kids. and they probably really miss me. and then you get them on the pf cannot stay. ahhh. >> daddy, i got to go to this soccer game with charlize theron. i don't want to be with you. >> jimmy: did you encounter any deadly beasts or creatures in australia? >> australia's got a bad rep because they have deadly spiders. i love the one guy who is yes, i've heard about this. deadly spiders and snakes and stuff. but i didn't encounter them. i encountered something else that was pretty weird. it's weird. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i got an apartment in bondi beach, which is in australia. a beautiful beach. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and i walked in. and it was my kids' last week there. my daughter walks in. how cool was this place? and it was really cool, but there was some weird artwork everywhere, i want to say like circa 18th century, or "game of thrones" style art all over the place. and there is a painting of conquistadors and a painting of a woman looking very scared about something. and just some weird paintings. and my daughter looks at me and she goes "are you sure you want the stay here, da da?" and i say sweetie, it's fine. it's just artwork. it's fine. and it turns out she was very prophetic. so i was staying there. and one night -- now i don't believe in ghosts and stuff. it's not like a thing that i'm -- i've had no experiences with them. but one night i'm there, and in the middle of the night, i wake up and i hear what sounds like two spanish men from the 17th century whispering to each other over my face. just imagine waking up and hearing [ speaking spanish ] what? what's happening. >> jimmy: over your face? >> over my face. probably came from like the air duct or something. but it felt in my face. so i go to work the next day, and i tell this story. how did you sleep? not very well. they're like why? i heard two spanish men in my room. and one of the people who works there is like oh, yeah. i've got the perfect -- this is an australian accent, by the way. she goes yeah? i've got the perfect solution for you. what you want to do is get sage, and you want to go around the house and ask them nicely to leave. and i said okay where am -- and she goes i've got some. sage? she's like yeah. she gives me sage. i swear to god this is all true. she gives me sage. i walk around the house. my assistant taylor is there. and i'm walking around, and i'm going please, ghosts, leave. please leave. >> jimmy: in english you're saying this? >> por favor, go away. hasta luego. espiritu santo. i do this and i got good sleep. the sleep lasted for about two weeks. >> jimmy: oh. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: oh? >> no. two weeks later i wake up and the lights are flickering in my bathroom. and they hadn't flickered before. again, i'm sure there was an excuse, an electrical circuit or something, or spirits. and so i -- i'm freaking out at this point. now i sleep -- any of you sleep with white noise, like a white noise app? same guy is yeah. i do that too. so i'm sleeping with a white noise app. and it goes off. now this thing doesn't go off unless you push it, unless you stop it. or it's never gone off for me. so i'm really upset at this point. so the next night i test it. and i swear to god, this is all true. and i'm mortified telling this to a national audience. but i go please don't shut off my white noise machine. it will freak me out. within a minute, it shut off. >> jimmy: really? >> okay. at this point, i'm having a heart attack. so i go to work the next day, and they go you look tired. and i said i am. and they said what's going on? i said they're back. and i explain this. now a co-star, different person completely goes you've got a haunting going on. i say yeah? she goes yeah, i've got someone who can deal with that. have a guy for this?n australia- so she says to me, you call this woman and you -- she doesn't come to your house. she does it remotely. now i should have said at this point [ bleep ] off. but instead i call the number. >> jimmy: called her on the phone? >> call her on the phone. i go do you want to zoom so i can show you around my creepy apartment and like maybe where they're hanging out? she is nah, nah, i don't need to do that. i don't have zoom. okay. that's problematic. so instead she goes just draw a blueprint. i'm not an artist. i'm an overweight actor. what am i going to do. >> jimmy: draw? >> draw a blueprint. so i draw a blueprint. i take a picture, and i send it to her. she calls me. i'm out at dinner. she goes yeah, there is some weird stuff going on in there. so i'm like all right. you can see that from my rudimentary blueprint? yeah, i can feel them. so the next day i get a ten-page report of the different ghosts in my house. there is a mixture. some of them are ghost busters kind of ghosts. some of them are really like exorcist style demons, according to her. so she gives me this book report. and she's like that will be 300 american dollars. i pay the $300. i sleep great. at this point, my assistant is like you've lost your mind. you are not well. this is insane. five days before we leave, we walk into the apartment. i go into my room. taylor goes josh, can you come here? i go yeah. she goes so, there is this light on in the room, and that light was a broken light bulb that i put in there. and that shouldn't be on. and i said that's your problem now. 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ask your doctor about every-other-month cabenuva. with every-other-month cabenuva, i'm good to go. >>> hey ryan, hey ryan, hey ryan. hey! so what are you guys talking about down there? >> we're talking about dogs. dogos. >> you know when you see dogs running in their dreams, they're not. they're drumming. i love that. >> so any way -- >> that is josh gad in "avenue five." season two of "avenue five," which is the -- like the idea on this show is so great. it's so funny. you played the guy, the character of yours, in case people haven't seen it is like the owner of the spaceship. >> so he owns this spaceship. and he -- they were meant to go for a few weeks. that turns into a few months, and then enough things go wrong that it's now eight years before they can get home. >> jimmy: and no one on the ship besides a few --. there is a few people who know this. i'm one of them. but it hasn't been told to them. and things are going really bad on this ship. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in that scene, we've come across this group of people on another vessel, and we go to dinner, and dinner can be in [ bleep ] space as well as you see. we go there and have this conversation. we're trying to get to know them. we, i can't reveal it. you'll have to watch. it's a pretty great reveal. >> jimmy: yeah, it's funny. i don't want to say anything that will ruin it. but i will say that your character is kind of like ah -- well, a sharp-eyed twitter user said that -- noted that it's a little like vince neil. who are you basing this character on? is this a richard branson type of guy? >> yeah, richard branson by way of mama cass. it's a -- it's a -- it's sort of branson's hair. it's got a little elon musk. it's got a little what's her name, the drop-out, the theranos. >> jimmy: oh yeah, yeah. >> i didn't do very good research. sort of these people. and so it's sort of like an amalgamation of these ceos who have a lot of time on their hands, a loft money, and tweet a little too much. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and he just -- what's amazing about judd is he gaslights himself. he really is like one of those guys who tells himself something that is an absolute lie, but he just convinces himself that it's the truth. and it reminds me of certain politicians. but it's sort of like -- it's kind of like this weird docu-style thing now where i watch it every week, and ar armando, a brillint creator. >> thick of it, "death of stalin," he's got this ability to sort of tap into these proph. last year we did an episode where a bunch of people start walking out of an air lock because they don't believe they're in space. and they keep denying they're in space. and once they walk out, other people are yeah, it's vfx. i've seen that before. people are dying right now. and it became this sort of weird thing where we shot it before covid, but it was people yeah, it's not real. that thing is fake. and it was fascinating to see how this thing almost was art imitating life. >> jimmy: well, for sure with vip we saw a lot of that. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and you are -- you were just named what, a disney legend? is that correct? >> that's right. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: what does that mean exactly? because the cast of "frozen" or was it a few of you that got named disney legends? >> i was a little insulted. they made it the whole cast. so slightly less. >> jimmy: not just the main people. and there were other disney employees, cast members as we are called named legends as well. >> no, it was really lovely. it was a lovely ceremony. i've heard that they give you a free tickets and a bunch of stuff, but nobody's called me up and said you get all these free tickets now. >> jimmy: you didn't get anything? >> i was do i call them? do they call me? how does this work? >> jimmy: anthony anderson was legend as well? >> anthony anderso. >> jimmy: ellen pompeo. >> ellen pompeo. >> jimmy: weird. i feel like i've been working at this company for 20 years. [ cheering ] what about my little olaf over there. >> guillermo: me too. what happened to us? >> jimmy: did you say anything to them? >> i didn't -- the funny thing is i didn't research who was a disney legend before i did it. >> jimmy: oh. >> but you two absolutely deserve. >> jimmy: thank you for endorsing us. [ applause ] >> as a disney legend, i don't want to be a disney legend unless guillermo and jimmy are also. >> jimmy: thank you, josh! >> so i'll give up -- >> jimmy: that's not an endorsement, i don't know what is. you're willing to relinquish your legend status. >> unless i actually get free tickets to disneyland. >> jmmy: josh gad, "avenue five," monday night on hbo and hbo max. we'll be back with pamela adlon! with type 2 diabetes, i want to keep it real and talk about some risks. with type 2 diabetes you have up to 4 times greater risk of stroke, heart attack, or death. even at your a1c goal, you're still at risk ...which if ignored could bring you here... ...may put you in one of those... ...or even worse. too much? that's the point. get real about your risks and do something about it. talk to your health care provider test. ♪♪ (sneeze) ♪♪ ♪♪ vo: it's a new day. ♪♪ because covid vaccines just got a big update. just in time for everyone who works. with other people. just in time for... ...more togetherness. just in time to say “oh, you bet we'll be there!” because the updated vaccines can now protect against both the original covid virus and omicron. and that's a moment... we've all been waiting for. ♪ ♪ luxury exemplified. innovation electrified. with apple music seamlessly integrated. the all-new, all-electric eqs suv from mercedes-benz. find nutrients. find energy. flavors. fruit stuff. veggie stuff. confidence stuff. spikey fruit. smooth fruit. a carrot? beets. i cannot read this fast! helloooo, people?! 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