kimmel live" followed by "nightline" next "action news" continues at 5:30 forks cecily tynan, dus ducis rogersntire "action forks cecily tynan, dus ducis rogers and the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner, have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sofia vergara. j.k. simmons. and the finale of jimmy's reality series "do you have what it takes?" and now, come closer. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. welcome. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i really do appreciate it, especially tonight. thank you for braving the rain to be with us. it's been a very long time since

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