i'm dead serious. >> one of the things that was interesting about dustin crawford is he had a uniqueake on one of sheriff joe's famous lines -- >> our men and women are fighting for our country, and they're living in tents and they never committed a crime. so i tell all these detractors to shut their mouth and don't keep criticizing our tent operation. >> dustin had just returned from iraq, and he provided an interesting counter-narrative. >> i was just in iraq about three weeks ago, and it's a lot easier than it is here. as far as, i mean, that sign right there ain't true. soldiers do eat steak and lobster on fridays in iraq, you know? when you're in iraq, i mean, it sucks because you're in a combat zone and stuff, but when you're not, you're being treated like a [ bleep ] respectable soldier. you eat good, you get to sleep with the proper equipment you need. you know, i mean, you're taken care of as a humane person. even p.o.w.s get treated better than these guys are here. i mean, these guys don't get fed good at all. there's rats running around. they wake you up every 30 minutes a