dwight schrute (voiceover): for the inaugural sabre store. schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. if i can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media and nellie sees this, the vice-presidency is mine. hey, are you holding this chair? because i feel like i'm going to fall off. yes. yes. i'm not wearing the right shoes for this. ok. we went over this. ok? your tiny fingers make the best knots. hey, strangers. so stoked for the sabre store opening. hey. my name's tabitha. i'm camped out in front of the sabre store so i can be first in line for the new pyramid. psst. it's me, erin. dwight had me pretend to be a hipster to create hype. and it's working. there's already people camped out behind me. [theme music] nellie bertram: test launch day, people. now, i would like to fill you in on a little secret about me to inspire you today. now i know you probably all think i'm this patrician goddess. but here's the truth. i was born in the little working class town of basildon. and until the age of 32, (chav accent) i talked like th

broken it down into three parts: professional résumé, athletic and special skills résumé, and dwight schrute. i am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. how would i describe myself? three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. merciless. insatiable. there's nothing on my horizon except everything. everything is on my horizon. i got this job to make some money while i continue my employment search. and, uh... it's fine for the time being. oops. break's over. big turkey. (andy's cell phone) ♪ twiddley diddley dee ♪ twiddley dee, dee-dee ♪ ♪ twiddley diddley dee ♪ twiddley dee, dee-dee ♪ ♪ he rocks in the treetops all the day long ♪ ♪ hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing this song ♪ ♪ all the little birds is that you singing? all four parts. recorded it on my computer. it took me forever. ♪ tweet-tweet, rockin' robin ♪ nice job. thank you muchly. ♪ tweet-tweet tweet ♪ go rockin' robin ♪ boy, you're really gonna rock tonight ♪ ♪ buhm buhm buhm buhm buhm-buhm ♪ ♪ boda pah ♪ every little swallow you gonna answer it? ♪ every little bird ♪ [chuckles] i called it m

i asked dwight schrute to feed her once, and she is now deceased.alloween last year. just a couple of kittens. out on the town. psst! i'm having relationship problems. and since you're always having relationship problems, i thought you'd be able to give me some advice. what's wrong? i have this crazy thought that i know is crazy. that maybe dwight killed my cat. hmm. when i got home,