. >> i got those -- >> "the dick van dyke show" was laugh out loud funny. >> "the dick van dyke show!>> i can clearly remember it was "the dick van dyke" show, black and white. that's what got me into sitcoms. that was ground-breaking. >> first of all, you had carl reiner. >> carl reiner got his start on "your show of shows" with imogene coca and sid caesar. >> which was not a sitcom, it was a variety show. >> it's supposed to be tent. >> the writers' room abounded in talent. it just imbued carl with, that's a place, that's a gold mine. a writers' room is a gold mine. >> i remember talking to myself on the way home and i said, what piece of ground do i stand on that nobody else stands on? so i'll write about the life of a writer. >> writers are lazy. people write what they know. >> we got a sketch due. >> there is nothing to worry about, kids. i have got an idea. alan beatty will play the part of a talking bowling pin. >> i thought it was the greatest idea because in most sitcoms, you didn't know what the husband did for a living. >> the second dance number should come before the big

the referee decided che adams had been hauled down, and so dykes stepped up. it's lyndon dykes!s starting to show. austria outperformed scotland at the euros, but here they looked vulnerable. stephen o'donnell nearly took advantage. but still, there was no margin for error, and thankfully for scotland, they had craig gordon to rely on. that save meant scotland hung on for a vital three points and a win that keeps the dream alive. katie gornall, bbc news. a bizarre late own—goal by nikola milenkovic gave the republic of ireland just their second point in five games, in a 1—1 draw with serbia. ireland remain second bottom of group a. england might have won all five of their world cup qualifying matches so far, but their manager's warning them not to ease up ahead of tomorrow night's game in poland. england go to warsaw off the back of two straight 4—0 victories, but gareth southgate doesn't want his players to get ahead of themselves against the team second in the group. as a team, we have to recognise we're in a good moment and the team are playing well. but also, those moments c

chances flowed and lyndon dykes rose.hat time, but in this frantic first half, another opportunity for scotland wasn't far behind. the referee decided che adams had been hauled down, and so dykes stepped up. commentator: it's lyndon dykes! yes! this time, he did beat the keeper. after the break, austria grew increasingly frustrated. the tension rose, the pressure was starting to show. austria outperformed scotland at the euros, but here they looked vulnerable. stephen o'donnell nearly took advantage. but still, there was no margin for error, and thankfully for scotland, they had craig gordon to rely on. that save meant scotland hung on for a vital three points and a win that keeps the dream alive. katie gornall, bbc news. that's it. for more on today's events, newsnight is starting on bbc two. here on one, it's time for the news where you are. have a good night. it was a hot day for many of us, and as expected the temperature exceeded 30 degrees celsius. so, a balmy evening out there. it's going to be a warm night and a d

the referee decided che adams had been hauled down, and so dykes stepped up. it's lyndon dykes!d hung on for a vital three points and a win that keeps the dream alive. katie gornall, bbc news. a bizarre late own—goal by nikola milenkovic gave the republic of ireland just their second point in five games, in a 1—1 draw with serbia. ireland remain second bottom of group a. england might have won all five of their world cup qualifying matches so far, but their manager's warning them not to ease up ahead of tomorrow night's game in poland. england go to warsaw off the back of two straight 4—0 victories, but gareth southgate doesn't want his players to get ahead of themselves against the team second in the group. as a team, we have to recognise we're in a good moment and the team are playing well. but also, those moments can be dangerous because if we get any sense of complacency, we're going into a game where we'll be really challenged, and this is a big opportunity for us. we can really take a positive step towards the world cup if we win in warsaw. england forward jesse lingard ha

commentator: it's lyndon dykes... yes!tonight's football — scotland seal a 1—0 win over austria in their world cup qualifying group. and coming up in the sport, on the bbc news channel... a dream come true, as britain's george russelljoins mercedes to ride alongside his idol and compatriot lewis hamilton next year. good evening. borisjohnson has confirmed his government will break a key manifesto promise, by imposing a package of tax increases from next april. the extra revenue will be used to tackle the backlogs in the nhs, caused by the pandemic, and to reform the system of social care in england. the new health and social care levy will start as an addition to national insurance, payable by employers and workers, before becoming a separate tax in 2023. the new levy is expected to raise £36 billion over the next three years. from april 2022, national insurance rates will increase by 1.25% for all working adults in the uk, to be matched by employers. the tax rate on share dividends will also rise by the same level. it mea

commentator: lyndon dykes is there!ng, not with this kind of finishing. it was just the result that scotland needed. the performance, not one to tell the grandkids about. ben croucher, bbc news. last season's runners up in the women's super league manchester city put on an impressive display in the first wsl match to be shown on free—to—air tv. several new signings shone as they beat everton 4—0 at goodison park. but it was captain steph houghton who put the gloss on the result with a brilliant free kick to round off the scoring in what was one of three games today. the champions chelsea begin their season against arsenal tomorrow. british teenager emma raducanu has matched her breakout run

it was looked at by var, and when it was given, lyndon dykes stepped up to score.t moved them up to second in their group. well, the three other home nations will all be hoping for wins from their games this evening. our reporter ben croucher is here and will take us through all their chances. we'll we' ll start we'll start with wales, because after that dramatic win against belarus, they'll be really hoping to move up that group table. absolutely. this is an example of why it's so important for absolutely. this is an example of why it's so important for wales. third in the group at the moment, seven points behind denmark, but they still have two games. it's so important because tonight, they play estonia, who have been the whipping boys of this group so far. they were missing 13 players, but the likes all available having missed that trip. joe wrote on is available. you might think wales topping the group and qualifying automatically is out of their reach and the best they can hope for is finishing second. not if you believe gareth vale. i think if we win every da

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a first half goal from lyndon dykes was just enough to clinch the win.de for a tense second half. scotland are now up to third in group f, ahead of tuesday's match against austria. europe take a three—point lead over the usa into the second day of the solheim cup in ohio. the usa went into the competiton as favourites, but europe dominated the opening foursomes, winning three of the four matches. the scandinavian pairing of anna nordqvist and matilda castren then went on to win their afternoon fourballs as well. europe are 5.5 to 2.5 ahead. india will be feeling confident heading into the fourth day of the fourth test with england at the oval. their opener, rohit sharma, brought up his tonne with this huge six, as india started to take control of the match. but england fought back with the new ball, ollie robinson's two late wickets have given them hope. bad light brought play to an early finish with india on 270—3, that's a lead of 171 runs. all to play for today. england's women lost the second of their t20 internationals against new zealand at hove wh

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so matthew van dyke, who is the -- he's the founder of sons of liberty international, a veteran, talks about when he was a prisoner in syria. he actually tweeted this a day or two ago. i initially criticized biden for afghanistan comparing it to the fall of saigon. he writes, he proved me wrong. the past few weeks rescuing 120,000 in kabul was incredible and historic. the use of carrot and stick on the taliban was extraordinary. this story is still being written we don't know how it's going to end up right now. but the people who have been whooping it up on twitter, and again i've been very critical of us leaving afghanistan. the people whooping it up on twitter saying this is the worst thing that's ever happened and drawing parallels with saigon have missed the mark. the numbers aren't close. >> obviously, 13 american service members were killed, a lot of people think the evacuations could have started sooner to avoid the chaos that led to the death of the service members. what's interesting from this number from the journal this morning, we're told there's 100 to 200 americans left i

a first half goal from lyndon dykes was enough to clinch all three points against moldova, in what wasust—win match. yet. warm weather on their way over the next few days but rain for some of us. all the details here on breakfast. it's sunday september 5. our main story. the future of social care in england is being discussed by the government this weekend ahead of a major announcement expected later this week. boris johnson pledged to fix social care when he became prime minister, but he's facing growing pressure from within his party not to increase national insurance contributions to pay for the plans. our political correspondent chris mason is in westminster. chris, there's no easy answers on this one. the is a huge question. how, or should, the government intervened to prevent people in england having to sell their homes in order to fund social care. let's look at the promises sell their homes in order to fund social care. let's look at the promises that sell their homes in order to fund social care. let's look at the promises that the sell their homes in order to fund social care

it was looked at by var and, when it was given, lyndon dykes stepped up to score the crucial penalty.er and their desire to get to tournaments. they know they had to come here and get a positive result. they dug in, they showed their qualities at the right times, they showed their battle and strength at the right time. and as i've said before, we're a good team, we're a good group, we want to get better. we know we can get better. meanwhile, the republic of ireland finally caught a break — coming from a goal down to draw 1—all with serbia. an own goal rescuing a point for stephen kenny's side, who are now nine points adrift of a play—off place. northern ireland play tonight, as do england and wales. england are in warsaw, as they look to secure their place in qatar next winter. they've already comfortably beaten poland in this qualifying campaign at wembley back in march. and gareth southgate's side know another win tonight puts them in a commanding position at the top of their group. wales are also back in action, after their last—minute winner against belarus kept them in the hunt f

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if we had van dyke and allison back there, everything sort of flow forward there. get a real good run this year. >> yeah, you see the power grab by the richest team in football of the super league, that failed back in may. the richest teams are so dominant at the top of the table. watching it reminds me of what morrison said, anything coming back to life hurts and it hurts to see that. >> all right, roger bennett, thank you very mump. >>> coming up, we are following breaking news from pfizer. as the company says its covid-19 vaccine works for children, ages 5 to 11. we'll have the brand new details the what it means in the fight against the pandemic. we are back in one minute. e panc we are back in one minute. woo! you are busy... working, parenting, problem solving. at new chapter vitamins we've been busy too... innovating, sourcing organic ingredients, testing them and fermenting. fermenting? yeah like kombucha or yogurt. and we formulate everything so your body can really truly absorb the natural goodness. that's what we do, so you can do you. new chapter wellne

this challenge on che adams was looked at by var and when it was given lyndon dykes stepped up to scoreup of players. i love what they do for their country. i love the way they play for their country. i love their hunger and their desire to get to tournaments. they know they had to come here and get a positive result. they dug in, they showed their qualities at the right times, they showed their battle and strength at the right time. and, as i've said before, we're a good team, we're a good group, we want to get better. we know we can get better. meanwhile, the republic of ireland finally caught a break — coming from a goal down to draw 1—1 with serbia. an own goal rescuing a point for stephen kenny's side, who are now nine points adrift of a play—off place. northern ireland play tonight — as do england and wales. england are in warsaw as they look to secure their place in qatar next winter. they've already comfortably beaten poland in this qualifying campaign at wembley in march. and gareth southgate's side know another win tonight puts them in a commanding position at the top of their

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