dyno woman! oh, my goodness. that's thelma! um... j.j., after all these years, you have been calling me ugly. and you did not even tell me you were gonna put my face on your cartoon-strip character. now, i think that's pretty... pretty fantastic. j.j., i love you. i love you, too, catfish face. oh, j.j. j.j., we always knew you'd make it. yeah, and i knew him when he was a nobody. [ laughs ] well, ma, now i'm moving up, and i'm moving out. i'm getting my own pad. but, j.j., why? well, there's three good reasons, ma -- joanne, judy, and boom-boom. okay, j.j., now for my anniversary gift. thelma, mama, now, you all have been probably wondering what i've been doing with my spare time, why i've been acting so strange. no. not at all. actually, i was in training. you joined the army? no, penny. in training with the chicago bears! i know they said my knee was gone, that i was through, but, babe, i couldn't give up on you. i exercised. i never gave up. maybe they say miracles can never happen, but it did. the team doctor checked it out, and