jack and diane are, like, two steps away from being flat-earthers. baking soda volcano. so dumb!m over and over again they shouldn't think until college. you act like this house is a communist country. [ sighs ] by trying to make them perfect, we've been holding them back. yeah. god. you know, this is straight out of that article that i e-mailed you. yes. straight out of that article. you didn't read it, did you? ah, damn it, bow, you e-mail me so much. -what? -"can you pick up junior today?" uh, "junior's still waiting." "there's a strange man who dropped junior off in a van." well, anyway, the article was saying that black children are more afraid of authority, afraid to take risks. -mm-hmm. -i just -- i think we should loosen our grip on our children, and then, maybe, they can become innovators. -hmm. -who knows? maybe one of them is the next steve jobs. [ inhales sharply ] -i love steve jobs. -i know. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future. [ chuckles ] [ hushed ] i-i've asked you a million times not to dress like this when microsoft is here. [ laughs ] dress like what?