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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed good morning, ed. good morning, wilbur. up pretty early, aren't you? well, i've got a new client coming in to see me. a mr. hodges wants to discuss some plans. good. the more you work, the more i eat. yeah. ah, where'd you get the apples? uh...i've got a friend. well, i didn't give them to you. it must have been carol, huh? uh-- i'm glad you two are getting along better. well, we're both blondes, you know. have an apple, buddy boy. well, thanks, ed. that's, that's very generous of you. easy come, easy go. yeah, that's true. ooh, very refreshing. if you want an apple, we've got a whole basketful. that was a whole tree full. these apples came from my tree. roger addison, are you accusing my wife of stealing your apples? not your wife, wilbur post, but i'll give you a hint. if the thief doesn't stop, i'm going to break all the pencils on his desk
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed good morning, ed. good morning, wilbur. up pretty early, aren't you? well, i've got a new client coming in to see me. a mr. hodges wants to discuss some plans. good. the more you work, the more i eat. yeah. ah, where'd you get the apples? uh...i've got a friend. well, i didn't give them to you. it must have been carol, huh? uh-- i'm glad...
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ed: wilbur. (groans) wilbur. (groans) ed. ed, what happened? i've been shot by some careless hunter. (groans) i didn't hear any shot. he must have used a silencer. (groans) ed, you're bleeding. i'll wipe it off for you. no, don't touch it. it hurts. ed, i should never have brought you here. i forgive you, wilbur. oh, it's getting dark. come on back. we came up here to shoot ducks, remember? what... my. some careless hunter shot ed. oh, that's too bad. oh, is there anything i can do? no, i don't think so. yes, there is. take my gun and you can throw it in the lake. i'm never going hunting again. all right, wilbur. and throw yours in, too. oh, no, wait a minute. my... my gun cost $375. rog, if you don't throw that gun in the lake, i'll never speak to you again. fine. oh. ed. ed, how do you feel? getting weaker. oh, no wonder. (groans) ketchup! wilbur, yell, but don't hit. oh, oh, ed. oh, i had a... i'm just relieved that you're all right. (laughs) oh, boy. i mean, this could've happened, you know. oh, ed. oh, believe me. i really learned my lesso
ed: wilbur. (groans) wilbur. (groans) ed. ed, what happened? i've been shot by some careless hunter. (groans) i didn't hear any shot. he must have used a silencer. (groans) ed, you're bleeding. i'll wipe it off for you. no, don't touch it. it hurts. ed, i should never have brought you here. i forgive you, wilbur. oh, it's getting dark. come on back. we came up here to shoot ducks, remember? what... my. some careless hunter shot ed. oh, that's too bad. oh, is there anything i can do? no, i don't...
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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed [ed singing on radio] she'll be mine today [humming] hey, wilbur. wilbur, let's get going. you know, i get a kick every time they play that song. it's still going strong, and i wrote it last year. you wrote? you mean i wrote. since you don't want anybody to know that you talk, well, i had to take the credit. and those fat royalty checks. ed, do you remember mrs. addison's brother paul fenton? yeah, what about him? well, he's been after me for months to write a song like my... hmm. uh, like our pretty little filly, for his music publishing company. come on, wilbur, hurry it up. [sighing] my sabrina. aha! can't wait to see your girlfriend, huh? [sighing] just look at sabrina. ever see such kissable lips? yeah, like 2 beautiful bicycle pedals. you can say that again. yeah, she's a nice-looking horse, ed, but, uh, a little hippy, don't you think?
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed [ed singing on radio] she'll be mine today [humming] hey, wilbur. wilbur, let's get going. you know, i get a kick every time they play that song. it's still going strong, and i wrote it last year. you wrote? you mean i wrote. since you don't want anybody to know that you talk, well, i had to take the credit. and those fat royalty checks....
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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed can we stop a minute? oh, not again. what's wrong now, ed? will you see if there is a lump on my back? oh, no. no lump here. funny since you got off it disappeared. come on you gold brick. wait, wilbur. huh? yeah, we'll leave it there for 30 days and if nobody claims it, it's yours. come on. quit stalling. wilbur, i'm tired. i'm tired. you're just lazy. now look, look at that horse up there. why can't you be more like him? now betsy, ride him round the bridle path and i'll wait for you right here. now be careful now. i will, mommy. now that's a horse. he's not lazy. hmm, i hate a showoff. betsy, betsy, somebody stop him. he's running away with a little girl. we've got to save her. oh, please it's my little girl. my poor baby! please do something. it's all right ma'am. my horse has gone after him. your horse? yes ma'am. look, look he's reaching
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed can we stop a minute? oh, not again. what's wrong now, ed? will you see if there is a lump on my back? oh, no. no lump here. funny since you got off it disappeared. come on you gold brick. wait, wilbur. huh? yeah, we'll leave it there for 30 days and if nobody claims it, it's yours. come on. quit stalling. wilbur, i'm tired. i'm tired....
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ed: ed: first, second, and third. republicans. >> trump, rubio, ted cruz. >> i' directions. question. in second. janet: interesting. >> there' s enough for everyone in second and third. janet: democrats, 123. >> i think bernie sanders wins it that but the question is by how much. janet: is she read about that? >> i think bernie sanders wins but if hillary clinton does somehow get a win it will be in an epic upset. janet: will be less than a 10% went for bernie sanders? >> you are hesitating. >> we don' t want to date this. ed: i ask you this question during our 7:00 news and osu now. does bernie sanders last beyond new england? >> yes. democrats do their delegates by proportion. whatever percent of vote you get, 25, 35, to get delegates everywhere. he will cherry picked his way all the way down to april. ed: life beyond new england? >> life exists everywhere. janet: with a view were political junkies for many decades. -- both of you were political junkies for many decades. are there things that intrigue you that you a
ed: ed: first, second, and third. republicans. >> trump, rubio, ted cruz. >> i' directions. question. in second. janet: interesting. >> there' s enough for everyone in second and third. janet: democrats, 123. >> i think bernie sanders wins it that but the question is by how much. janet: is she read about that? >> i think bernie sanders wins but if hillary clinton does somehow get a win it will be in an epic upset. janet: will be less than a 10% went for bernie...
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ed, this will just take a few... (sighs) ed. ed? ed, where are you? up here. on the barn roof. you stop kidding around. how did you get up there? fear! and that's what's going to keep me up here. are you coming down or do i have to come up there and get you? yeah, you'll look foolish carrying a horse over your shoulder. ed, stop acting like a baby. look, you're gonna get a shot of novocaine, you won't feel a thing. ed, the tooth has to come out sooner or later. and the longer you keep putting it off, the worsde it's gonna get. (gasps) -mr. post. -hi, doc. how did your horse get on the roof? he didn't say. well, i mean, i'm not sure... but i think... oh, of course. he just took those two planks, you see. and he laid them up on that ledge, there. and then when he got up on the roof, he kicked them right back down here again, right, doc? yeah. maybe he shinnied up that tree, swung over on that big branch and dropped down. yeah. no, no. ed is not much of a climber. doctor, if i put a ladder there would you mind going up there and pulling his tooth? but how am i gonna get him down?
ed, this will just take a few... (sighs) ed. ed? ed, where are you? up here. on the barn roof. you stop kidding around. how did you get up there? fear! and that's what's going to keep me up here. are you coming down or do i have to come up there and get you? yeah, you'll look foolish carrying a horse over your shoulder. ed, stop acting like a baby. look, you're gonna get a shot of novocaine, you won't feel a thing. ed, the tooth has to come out sooner or later. and the longer you keep putting...
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hello, ed. we're friends now, aren't we, mister ed? at a boy. now you come along, ed. come along with old rog. come on, ed. come on, ed. well, why won't he go? you didn't kiss him. kiss him? i always kiss him. i absolutely refuse to kiss him. rog, how much money do you stand to lose if lady linda never runs again? turn around. turn around. now, ask him to go with you. come on, mister ed. come on with rog. hey, it worked! he's moving! come on, ed! you do all this research on a perfect car then smash it into a tree. your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should have done more research on them. liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. just one of the many features that comes standard with our base policy. call for a free quote today. see car insurance in a whole new light. liberty mutual insurance. boy, that was some race. you should be proud of lady linda. oh, i am. we're gonna make a fortune with her, aren't we, doll? roger, what are you talking about? before the race, i sold her to the newport stable. what for? if you think i'm goi
hello, ed. we're friends now, aren't we, mister ed? at a boy. now you come along, ed. come along with old rog. come on, ed. come on, ed. well, why won't he go? you didn't kiss him. kiss him? i always kiss him. i absolutely refuse to kiss him. rog, how much money do you stand to lose if lady linda never runs again? turn around. turn around. now, ask him to go with you. come on, mister ed. come on with rog. hey, it worked! he's moving! come on, ed! you do all this research on a perfect car then...
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come back here, ed. ed, no, come, ed, come back here! (audience applauding) thank you, kay and roger addison, for your little number. and now, ladies and gentlemen, for the highlight of the evening. for the first time on any stage, i should like to present a startling illusion-- the disappearing horse, so called because i make a horse disappear. (laughing) that was just a little joke to get things rolling. assistant, my cape, please. (audience applauding) now, ladies and gentlemen, for the greatest illusion of all times, the disappearing horse. you will notice this solid oak box. it has four solid sides. absolutely no means-- -(audience laughing) -absolutely no means of escape except for these two front doors which are in full view all the time. now, assistant, my horse, please. yes, wilbur, master. (wolf-whistling) thank you. (laughing) i place the horse inside the box. come, horse, inside the box. now we close the doors. stay in there now, horse. there we are. no, stay in there, please. i will now cause the horse to vanish. music, plea
come back here, ed. ed, no, come, ed, come back here! (audience applauding) thank you, kay and roger addison, for your little number. and now, ladies and gentlemen, for the highlight of the evening. for the first time on any stage, i should like to present a startling illusion-- the disappearing horse, so called because i make a horse disappear. (laughing) that was just a little joke to get things rolling. assistant, my cape, please. (audience applauding) now, ladies and gentlemen, for the...
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ed, i hope you've gotten over... ed? ed? "dear ex-friend, since you treat me like a statue without feelings, "i may as well be a statue. "do not try to find me. it is better that way. p. s. please forward my mail to the hollywood wax museum. sincerely yours, waxie." lincoln said "never swap horses in midstream." crazy horse! ed, are you out of your mind? come on, let's go home. ed, i think you're acting very stubborn. so what if love and a single horse does get published? think of it you'll be the first horse that ever wrote a book. ed, believe me, nobody's going to know that book is about your love life. it could be any one of a million... (screaming) what? oh. young man, you're not well. you better come home with me and let me doctor you. of course it's a real horse. and the indian is real, too. ed, come on. it gets hot under these lights, your wax is gonna melt and... what am i saying? try and get him to come home with me. and i'll poultice his head. hey, buddy. whatcha doin' in here? it's my horse, he ran away and i'm tr
ed, i hope you've gotten over... ed? ed? "dear ex-friend, since you treat me like a statue without feelings, "i may as well be a statue. "do not try to find me. it is better that way. p. s. please forward my mail to the hollywood wax museum. sincerely yours, waxie." lincoln said "never swap horses in midstream." crazy horse! ed, are you out of your mind? come on, let's go home. ed, i think you're acting very stubborn. so what if love and a single horse does get...
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-(loud crash) -ed: oh! (mister ed moaning) ed, ed, what, what are you... (moaning) oh, that pail hit you on the head, huh? well, ed, you shouldn't have been coming in here and... ed. (moaning) ed! hey, come, come on, ed. get up, boy! that's it! (grunting) ed, come on! that's it. (grunting) there. are you all right, ed? your eyes look funny. i feel fine, stranger. stranger? ed, what's going on? why do you keep calling me ed, stranger? oh, that bump on the head. ed, what happened to your memory? look, i don't know who you are, so would you mind getting out of my bedroom, please? ed, i'm wilbur. look, here. here are the carrots you wanted. carrots? carrots are for horses. but you're a horse. now, whatever gave you that idea? you're ed. i'm wilbur. don't you recognize me? i've never seen you before in my life, stranger. i'm your owner. you're my horse. will you please stop calling me a horse? i'm not a stranger! i... oh, this is awful! i know what i'm gonna do. poor fella. i think he's got amnesia. wilbur, what are you doing? i'm looking for the picture album.
-(loud crash) -ed: oh! (mister ed moaning) ed, ed, what, what are you... (moaning) oh, that pail hit you on the head, huh? well, ed, you shouldn't have been coming in here and... ed. (moaning) ed! hey, come, come on, ed. get up, boy! that's it! (grunting) ed, come on! that's it. (grunting) there. are you all right, ed? your eyes look funny. i feel fine, stranger. stranger? ed, what's going on? why do you keep calling me ed, stranger? oh, that bump on the head. ed, what happened to your memory?...
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(types furiously) ed: steve! steve! steve: ed! ed: where is he? clark! clark! (starts shifting debris) clark! donna: spike, i got no timer. i got c4 and wires. this doesn't look like your 911 bomb. donna, if there's no timer on the bomb, then you can wait till i get there. donna: no! i can handle it. how many wires do you see? donna: uh... (counting to herself) eighteen. jimmy: armsp! okay, the bomb's exposed, that's good. now, just find the detonator. donna: i don't see any detonator. spike: no, there's gotta be a detonator. donna: i don't see it, i'm looking. is this the fastest way? sam: it's the only way. every on ramp and highway is jammed right now. we're going as fast as we can. jules: donna, how's our subject? donna: quiet, co-operative - could be the gun on his head. jules: boss, this make any sense to you? why didn't he already do it? donna: this is your very last chance. tell me where the detonator is right now! right now! (breathing heavily) what're you looking at? parker: team three, i'm here. what do you see, donna? donna: i got a blinking camera
(types furiously) ed: steve! steve! steve: ed! ed: where is he? clark! clark! (starts shifting debris) clark! donna: spike, i got no timer. i got c4 and wires. this doesn't look like your 911 bomb. donna, if there's no timer on the bomb, then you can wait till i get there. donna: no! i can handle it. how many wires do you see? donna: uh... (counting to herself) eighteen. jimmy: armsp! okay, the bomb's exposed, that's good. now, just find the detonator. donna: i don't see any detonator. spike:...
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hi, ed. what's this? heh heh. wilbur, how do you like this trick? well, i didn't know you could balance a ball. that's very good! take a bow, ed. you old phoney. a ball on a string. well, sure. i'm a horse, not a seal. what brought all this on, ed? the circus is in town. guess i got... (hiccups) carried away. you got the hiccups? i'll live. i wanted to run away and join the circus. with your big talent, they'd grab you in a minute for the sideshow. i can just see your billing now. ed the talking horse. yeah, that'd put me with the freaks. well, what do you wanna be with the circus? a trapeze artist. a trap... you? who'd catch you, an elephant? wilbur... (hiccups) would you do me a favor? please take me to see the circus. oh, i can't do that. it'd be half price. i'm under 12. look, i'm going golfing with addison this afternoon. see, it's his birthday, and i promised carol and kay that i'd, i'd get him out of the house while his present's being delivered. it's a big surprise! i'd like to give o
hi, ed. what's this? heh heh. wilbur, how do you like this trick? well, i didn't know you could balance a ball. that's very good! take a bow, ed. you old phoney. a ball on a string. well, sure. i'm a horse, not a seal. what brought all this on, ed? the circus is in town. guess i got... (hiccups) carried away. you got the hiccups? i'll live. i wanted to run away and join the circus. with your big talent, they'd grab you in a minute for the sideshow. i can just see your billing now. ed the...
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ed, ed! ed, get somebody. you know i don't talk to anybody but you. (roaring) ed: oh! he's got my coat! ed: let him keep it. phone somebody! i don't have a dime. -(cloth rips) -aah! oh, ed, ed, do something. all right. i'll see what i can do. don't go away! don't be sore at me. i see all your pictures. ed, ed, do something! get away! get away! come back here! come back here! (lion roaring) oh, excuse me. take it easy. you can have the pants. you keep the pants. they may fit. i don't know. have no fear, little eddie's here. ed, ed, do something, ed. (snarl) here's a ladder, wilbur. the rest is up to you. hurry! just in time, ed. i didn't have much more to lose. hurry, wilbur. step right down on my back. (roaring) wilbur! wilbur! what were you doing in there? and in your shorts? well, i was just trying to stay ahead of the lion. what? it's a long story, honey, and i... mr. foster, i want to talk to you about that job. you get that man away from me. no, honey, i don't want you working for that man. but security? there's no real security unless you're happy, and i don't se
ed, ed! ed, get somebody. you know i don't talk to anybody but you. (roaring) ed: oh! he's got my coat! ed: let him keep it. phone somebody! i don't have a dime. -(cloth rips) -aah! oh, ed, ed, do something. all right. i'll see what i can do. don't go away! don't be sore at me. i see all your pictures. ed, ed, do something! get away! get away! come back here! come back here! (lion roaring) oh, excuse me. take it easy. you can have the pants. you keep the pants. they may fit. i don't know. have...
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ed: let's go. ed, ed... ed: tar! sam: c4! move, move, move! spike: no! david: do it! do it now! spike: no! no! (explosion booms) eddie! anyone? status? teamne, somedy talk to me! (muffled cries) hey, hey, hey! why did you do that? i did everything that you wanted! it's not over yet. it is for me. get them out. why should i? you already killed fourops, what else can you do?! go ahead, threaten me, it's done. (muffled screams) spike: no! albin: david! spike: leave her alone! natalie: (muffled scream) no! let her go! albin: david! spike: leave her alone! david, let's get outta here. finish what you started. finish what you started! (breathing heavily, seething) (irate) agh! aggghhhhh! team one, talk to me! come on. ed: (coughs) boss, no harm. sam got us out in time, he got the door closed. it's good to hear. there's debris, but we can get through. okay, you got an exit east wing hall... okay, sam, jules, circle around from the outside. raf, you and me. okay, me and you here. slow and careful. (keys clack, computer beeps) they're on the move. what? albin: they're closing in. we're d
ed: let's go. ed, ed... ed: tar! sam: c4! move, move, move! spike: no! david: do it! do it now! spike: no! no! (explosion booms) eddie! anyone? status? teamne, somedy talk to me! (muffled cries) hey, hey, hey! why did you do that? i did everything that you wanted! it's not over yet. it is for me. get them out. why should i? you already killed fourops, what else can you do?! go ahead, threaten me, it's done. (muffled screams) spike: no! albin: david! spike: leave her alone! natalie: (muffled...
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ed: plus, a loss for wynn. the lawsuit that' s halting construction of the resort casino in everett. >> from wcvb boston, the inside word from washington to beacon hill, today' s newspapers -- newsmakers are going on the record. ed: good morning, i' m ed harding, alongside newscenter 5' s emily riemer filling in for janet wu. our guest this morning was a key player in the george w. bush administration. former white house chief of staff and holbrook native, andrew card. you may recall this iconic image when he walks up and whispers in the ear of president bush that the nation is under attack. now he is president of franklin pierce university in rindge, new hampshire. thank you for joining us. are you andrew card or are you andy cod? andrew: i am andy cod. ed: before we get to the topics of the day, and i know september was yesterday. i want to show that image again. you come up to the president and you whisper in his ear. what did you whisper? appears a small twin engine prop plane crashed into one of the towers
ed: plus, a loss for wynn. the lawsuit that' s halting construction of the resort casino in everett. >> from wcvb boston, the inside word from washington to beacon hill, today' s newspapers -- newsmakers are going on the record. ed: good morning, i' m ed harding, alongside newscenter 5' s emily riemer filling in for janet wu. our guest this morning was a key player in the george w. bush administration. former white house chief of staff and holbrook native, andrew card. you may recall this...
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that's mister ed, right in there. [chomping] hey, miss gabor. so this is mister ed. yeah, won't you come and meet him? no, thank you. if you don't mind, i'll just stay here and wave at him. hello. hello, horse. is he a natural blonde? goodness gracious, most women spend a fortune at beauty shops to get what he's born with. [all laugh] may i take your coat? one minute, please. oh, yes. don't be afraid of him. no, i'll try not to be. (zsa zsa) thank you! oh, my! what a beautiful mink! i'd better take it inside and hang it up before it gets dirty. be right back. thank you very much. oh, here you are. thank you. now, the first thing is to let a horse know that you like him. won't you come a little bit closer, huh? thank you. don't be afraid, miss gabor. he's all right. look at those great big brown eyes, huh? are you sure he's not going to bite me? oh, no. you'll never see a gentler horse than ed. you know, he reminds me very much of prince bandini. he has the same type of a nose, except the prince has a bump. [snorts] ahhh! he growled at me! [laughs] oh, no, that's just
that's mister ed, right in there. [chomping] hey, miss gabor. so this is mister ed. yeah, won't you come and meet him? no, thank you. if you don't mind, i'll just stay here and wave at him. hello. hello, horse. is he a natural blonde? goodness gracious, most women spend a fortune at beauty shops to get what he's born with. [all laugh] may i take your coat? one minute, please. oh, yes. don't be afraid of him. no, i'll try not to be. (zsa zsa) thank you! oh, my! what a beautiful mink! i'd better...
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ed, oh, come on, don't cry, ed. (wailing) oh, ed, all right. you can have the party here. oh, thank you, wilbur. let's see, i'll have to call fairchild's rental and cancel the chairs. no, wilbur, i'll call them. you go get my guests, hmm? okay. you're not sore at me? no, ed. gosh, if i had a son, i'd want him to be just like you. (sighs) what a horse has to go through to get a birthday party. carol: oh, wilbur! oh, are you all right? oh...oh... oh, boy. you know, in your hands, a door is a dangerous weapon. -oh, darling, did i hurt you? -oh, no, i'm okay. but from now on, i'm going in and out through the window. i'm so sorry. i was in such a rush because of the luncheon. yeah, well, i'll see you later, honey. i've gotta go. look, you... you stay as long as you want, even longer. where are you going, wilbur? well, i've got to pick up a few things for ed. well, let's get started. it's a good 45-minute drive to mildred webster's. did you call all the girls? i've dialed so much today, i've got a cauliflower finger. no, let's use mine. i can't stand a woman driver. what took yo
ed, oh, come on, don't cry, ed. (wailing) oh, ed, all right. you can have the party here. oh, thank you, wilbur. let's see, i'll have to call fairchild's rental and cancel the chairs. no, wilbur, i'll call them. you go get my guests, hmm? okay. you're not sore at me? no, ed. gosh, if i had a son, i'd want him to be just like you. (sighs) what a horse has to go through to get a birthday party. carol: oh, wilbur! oh, are you all right? oh...oh... oh, boy. you know, in your hands, a door is a...
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let's go, ed. come on, ed. come on. let's go. (ed laughing) (laughing) wilbur, stop that. it tickles. and i'm in no condition to laugh. (laughing) this vibrator will improve your circulation. it's good for your follicles. tail here, this seems to be the trouble spot. ooh! wilbur! say, when my tail goes, how am i going to keep the flies away? don't worry. that won't happen. what if it does? well, i'll just tie a flyswatter on what's left. (laughing) what's inside that spray, wilbur? lanolin. you better use glue. i want to keep what i got. look, ed, i was reading a book on baldness, and it said that baldness can be hereditary. now, do you know if your grandfather was bald or your great-grandfather? i don't know. i never met them. they lived in mexico. uh-oh. what's the matter? wilbur, among horses, is there such a thing as a mexican hairless? oh, i don't know. the book said to shampoo and rub vigorously. when your hair is loose, you don't rub. you pat gently. tell you what? after lunch, i'll take you for a ride in the park, huh? you'll see. those fillies will still be giving
let's go, ed. come on, ed. come on. let's go. (ed laughing) (laughing) wilbur, stop that. it tickles. and i'm in no condition to laugh. (laughing) this vibrator will improve your circulation. it's good for your follicles. tail here, this seems to be the trouble spot. ooh! wilbur! say, when my tail goes, how am i going to keep the flies away? don't worry. that won't happen. what if it does? well, i'll just tie a flyswatter on what's left. (laughing) what's inside that spray, wilbur? lanolin. you...
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ed: a falling tree limb. we' of a little girl that died in a freak accident. >> temperatures are not left one right now. we just beginning to giving, which promises -- we are just beginning the evening, which promises to be a cold one. ed: breaking news, major delays were the commuter rail. you are looking live from south station. no trains in, no trains out. heather: this started with an amtrak signal problem. take a look at the crowds at back bay station. commuters being told to find a plan b. i do everything on the internet. but, it's kind of slow. my friends say i should get fios because it's the fastest. i just downloaded 600 photos in 60 seconds. that's seriously better. i wonder what else could be better around here? (husband) i heard that. switching to better internet is now easier than ever. only fios has the fastest internet available, with uploads up to 5x faster get 100 meg upload and download plus tv and phone for just $69.99 a month online with no annual contract. switch to better. >> you are wa
ed: a falling tree limb. we' of a little girl that died in a freak accident. >> temperatures are not left one right now. we just beginning to giving, which promises -- we are just beginning the evening, which promises to be a cold one. ed: breaking news, major delays were the commuter rail. you are looking live from south station. no trains in, no trains out. heather: this started with an amtrak signal problem. take a look at the crowds at back bay station. commuters being told to find a...
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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed what were you two prattling about before i came in? oh, i don't know. i guess wives are all the same, rog'. when carol gets into that paper, somehow she won't listen even if the house were on fire. she... rog'? i heard you. the house is on fire. you thinking of getting an alligator bag, too? what? oh, oh! oh, i'm sorry. i hate to tell carol not to spend money, but, gee, lately i've been getting some big bills, you know. wilbur, your troubles are over. how would you like to make $25,000? i'd love to, but carol won't let me marry a rich widow. is that your answer? no, no, really, i'm serious. just listen to this. "entertainer seeks new talent for las vegas. that has never been seen before." you can play the bagpipes. you call that a novelty act? if you play 'em underwater, yeah. i could sure use that money. hmm, wish i were houdini. there was a
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed what were you two prattling about before i came in? oh, i don't know. i guess wives are all the same, rog'. when carol gets into that paper, somehow she won't listen even if the house were on fire. she... rog'? i heard you. the house is on fire. you thinking of getting an alligator bag, too? what? oh, oh! oh, i'm sorry. i hate to tell...
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(thudding noise) ed! he's fainted! ed, i'm only kidding! so am i. (ed laughing) hello. i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed "six hour pile-up on the freeway." wow! "wife hits husband with baseball bat." i wouldn't be a human if they paid me. us peace corps, recruits volunteers for service abroad. new group to leave for pakistan. i wonder if they take horses. i hear those pakistan fillies are really packed. good morning, ed. what's in the news? same old stuff. uh, wilbur do you think the peace corps would send a horse to pakistan? you know, you keep messing up my desk like this and i'll send you to pakistan. where's that anderson contract? i found it. -you did? -yeah. you know, to improve the image of the ugly american horse. you can improve the image of the american horse right here. what are these apples doing in the filing cabinet? well, waiting for me to eat them. you know you're not supposed to put apples in here. why not? i filed them under the
(thudding noise) ed! he's fainted! ed, i'm only kidding! so am i. (ed laughing) hello. i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed "six hour pile-up on the freeway." wow! "wife hits husband with baseball bat." i wouldn't be a human if they paid me. us peace corps, recruits volunteers for service abroad. new group to leave for pakistan. i wonder if they take...
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ed: lots happening in sports. two students are dead after there was a shooting at an heather:the suspect is in custody and he is only 14 years old. police say the suspect ran from the school and threw the gun down, but was caught nearby. they say he had a motive, but they wouldn't elaborate. all four students suffered nonlife-threatening injury. ed: a suspect on the run for days turned himself into revere police. he is being held without bail because he is considered a flight risk. prosecutors say he tried to attack a police officer with a high paw hypodermic needle. his passenger was taken into custody at the scene of that crash on friday. >> a new york man was sentenced to life in prison without parole for the murder of an ipswitch restaurant owner. this happened in 2 swlr -- 2011. he is one of the men accused in the botched robbery. prosecutors say the 62-year-old grandfather was the would be robbers found him asleep in his office at 3:00 a.m. ed: the vehicle involved in a violent hit-and-run in worcester . a v
ed: lots happening in sports. two students are dead after there was a shooting at an heather:the suspect is in custody and he is only 14 years old. police say the suspect ran from the school and threw the gun down, but was caught nearby. they say he had a motive, but they wouldn't elaborate. all four students suffered nonlife-threatening injury. ed: a suspect on the run for days turned himself into revere police. he is being held without bail because he is considered a flight risk. prosecutors...
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ed: the danger is spreading. heather: the fight against the zika virus. >> you are watching newscenter 5 at 5:30 p.m.. ed: a train crash in germany is under investigation. investigators say the trains are on a curve, and neither had time to break before the crash. 50 people were seriously hurt. the black boxes have been recovered from the trains and that should provide more answers. heather: there is growing concern about the zika virus. with 50 confirmed cases in the u.s., the white house is asking for $50 million to five it with research. >> today washington dictating nearly $2 billion in emergency funds to fight the mosquito borne zika virus. while the cdc raises its think a response to level one, the highest level of alert. >> they have only gone to one level one alert for three other times, for hurricane katrina, for ebola, and for swine flu. >> concerned travelers can fight fights themselves. these three repellents are the most effective. >> the most effective repellents against the zika virus were the ones
ed: the danger is spreading. heather: the fight against the zika virus. >> you are watching newscenter 5 at 5:30 p.m.. ed: a train crash in germany is under investigation. investigators say the trains are on a curve, and neither had time to break before the crash. 50 people were seriously hurt. the black boxes have been recovered from the trains and that should provide more answers. heather: there is growing concern about the zika virus. with 50 confirmed cases in the u.s., the white...
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ed, we're finally off to the ballet. [chuckling] ed? ed, where did this come from? oh, this feels good. i think i'll have breakfast in bed tomorrow. ed, if carol sees this, she'll leave me for sure. genuine silk. this bed has got to go. come-- please, wilbur! i'm not wearing pajamas. [sputters] what am i gonna do with this animal? oh, no! (addison) wilbur, are you in there? not one peep out of you. [snoring] wilbur, the animal picture i just thought of has got to win first prize. what picture? i'm going to have kay stand on mister ed's back. it'll make a terrific shot. but--but rog'... honey, it'll only take a few seconds. you see, wilbur, the beauty of this shot is that it combines the girl-- carol, start packing. [gasps] [sighs] wilbur, goodbye! i'll drive you to the airport. you're sick, wilbur. very sick. just a minute. you've been talking all day long about getting a great animal picture, right? yeah. hmm. i've gone to all this trouble, and this--this is the thanks i get! you mean this is just for the contest? (wilbur) that's right. wilbur, this is a stroke of
ed, we're finally off to the ballet. [chuckling] ed? ed, where did this come from? oh, this feels good. i think i'll have breakfast in bed tomorrow. ed, if carol sees this, she'll leave me for sure. genuine silk. this bed has got to go. come-- please, wilbur! i'm not wearing pajamas. [sputters] what am i gonna do with this animal? oh, no! (addison) wilbur, are you in there? not one peep out of you. [snoring] wilbur, the animal picture i just thought of has got to win first prize. what picture?...
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ed: okay. (phone beeps) spike: ed, i just cleaned up the image as much as i could and i just sent it out. ed: okay, spike, thank you. (electronic beeps) sir, maybe you can help us narrow this down. you recognize this man? he was involed in the robbery this morning. it can't be. what're you saying? that's sergeant robert gray; he's one of our best. he was here between combatours. honourable discharge just last year. master corporal birch can tell you all about him. they were in basic together. ed: so you know this man? and you sign for everything. yes, sir. where is he? i don't know, sir. leah: do you have an address for gray? yeah, it's a quick phone call to personnel. ed: boss, we got a positive i.d. on a sergeant robert gray, former army. the address is coming your way. spike found the car. spike, there's nothing here. satellites haven't picked up any cruisers leaving the area. sam: it's 'cause it doesn't look like a police car anymore. i got fake decals and light bar. back to square one. you
ed: okay. (phone beeps) spike: ed, i just cleaned up the image as much as i could and i just sent it out. ed: okay, spike, thank you. (electronic beeps) sir, maybe you can help us narrow this down. you recognize this man? he was involed in the robbery this morning. it can't be. what're you saying? that's sergeant robert gray; he's one of our best. he was here between combatours. honourable discharge just last year. master corporal birch can tell you all about him. they were in basic together....
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ed: oh! (ed grunting) oh! ah! ed, where do you think you're going? ed, come back here. you told me to act like a horse. i'm acting like a horse. if you're not back here by the time i count to three, there'll be no television for you tonight. 1...2...3... your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should have done more research on them. for drivers with accident forgiveness, liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. just one of the many features that comes standard with our base policy. call for a free quote today. see car insurance in a whole new light. 97...98...99...100. roger: good morning, wilbur. kay: good morning, wilbur. i know i shouldn't ask, but, uh... i was looking for my newspaper. i can't get down. how did you get up? my horse helped me. i shouldn't have asked, either. look, i haven't had any breakfast yet. would you mind getting me a ladder? how would you like it, sunny side up? there's one around the other side of the house. ed: ha, ha. all right, wise guy, get over here so i can climb down. from now on, when i ask you to
ed: oh! (ed grunting) oh! ah! ed, where do you think you're going? ed, come back here. you told me to act like a horse. i'm acting like a horse. if you're not back here by the time i count to three, there'll be no television for you tonight. 1...2...3... your insurance company raises your rates. maybe you should have done more research on them. for drivers with accident forgiveness, liberty mutual won't raise your rates due to your first accident. just one of the many features that comes...
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ed? ed: a nurse admitting tonight he was drunk while assisting in a surgery at a virginia v.a. hospital. that man acknowledges he had 4 or five beers at a casino in the hours before the procedure. heather: he tells authorities he had forgotten he was on call until his pager went off. police say his role included prepping the patient and ed: 5 on the opioid crisis, senator elizabeth warren is proposing a bill to help fight opioid abuse. right now, when a patient receives a prescription, it' s filled with the exact amount of medication prescribed. that means there could be pills left over. senator warren' s bill allows for the partial filling of opioid prescriptions in an effort to make sure no leftover pills are available for abuse. a grim picture tonight of the nation' s highways. heather: a new aaa report found that 90 people die in car crashes every single day. 90% think that texting or e-mailing while driving is dangerous, but 42% say they have done it the last month. 70% admitted they have talked on the phone, even though they were concerned about distracted driving. and mo
ed? ed: a nurse admitting tonight he was drunk while assisting in a surgery at a virginia v.a. hospital. that man acknowledges he had 4 or five beers at a casino in the hours before the procedure. heather: he tells authorities he had forgotten he was on call until his pager went off. police say his role included prepping the patient and ed: 5 on the opioid crisis, senator elizabeth warren is proposing a bill to help fight opioid abuse. right now, when a patient receives a prescription, it' s...
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ed? oh, ed? ed? ed, are you hiding? yeah. i'm hiding from addison. i always hated old brush-face, but now at last i found a reason for it. but, ed, addison likes you. oh, you should have seen how upset he was when he found you were missing. sure. because his mother-in-law is allergic to me. what? when i'm around, she sneezes. and if she sneezes, she'll go home. allergic to you. well, i find that hard to believe. you just watch. let me move over where the wind's in her direction. (mother sneezes) see? you're right. so that's it, huh? yeah. roger addison is two-faced. and i wouldn't trust either one of them. (sneeze) roger, roger, oh, roger, roger, are you all right? wilbur, wilbur, come quickly. roger's been hurt. oh, roger, roger. oh, my ankle. roger, let me help you. oh. he's hurt his ankle. we'll have to try and carry him to the car. it's too far to do it alone. i better get ed to help. ed? oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. wait a minute, wilbur. you'd better not call the horse. mother, i might as well confess. the horse is the cause of your allergy. wel
ed? oh, ed? ed? ed, are you hiding? yeah. i'm hiding from addison. i always hated old brush-face, but now at last i found a reason for it. but, ed, addison likes you. oh, you should have seen how upset he was when he found you were missing. sure. because his mother-in-law is allergic to me. what? when i'm around, she sneezes. and if she sneezes, she'll go home. allergic to you. well, i find that hard to believe. you just watch. let me move over where the wind's in her direction. (mother...
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ed: let's check your health. boston medical center has a half million dollar grant to create a program that will it will cooperate nate with the community health center. it is set to start later in the spring, but they say they aring a septembering referrals right now. ed:cvs is getting ready to announce they will sell narcan without a prescription. it is offered over the counter across the states including in massachusetts. the drug to treat over doses is becoming increasingly available. this is in ohio we are talking about. ed: still ahead, a new effort to give you free time behind the wheel. and did you ever wonder what it would be like to surf a massive wave like this? how about falling off the massive wave like that? let's check the numbers on wall street this monday. [mother] yeah but this neighborhood,i feel like it's got a lot of what we were kinda talking about. we should definitely go see it. v[agent] hi. melanie. maggie. living room. p[dad]what about this? this looks good. [brendan] no. [mother] isn't
ed: let's check your health. boston medical center has a half million dollar grant to create a program that will it will cooperate nate with the community health center. it is set to start later in the spring, but they say they aring a septembering referrals right now. ed:cvs is getting ready to announce they will sell narcan without a prescription. it is offered over the counter across the states including in massachusetts. the drug to treat over doses is becoming increasingly available. this...
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ed: two big losses for bill cosby. a judge in pennsylvania rejecting his claims he was granted immunity by a former prosecutor. that same judge also ruling against of the defense request to kick the prosecutor off the case. the disgraced comedian and actor is charged with drugging and assaulting a woman in 2004. he could face a decade in jail for this case. heather: the stage is set in derry, new hampshire. less than two hours away from tonight' s democratic town hall. iowa. ed: while hillary clinton squeaked by with a win, she is on a much shakier ground and a granite state where she is trailing bernie sanders. reid lamberty is live in derry, new hampshire, with a starting-- herself rollerskating uphill. strides. on new hampshire. reid: clinton addressed supporters and over, her second event of the day ahead of tonight' s town hall. she will be joined by bernie sanders. each will field questions from voters. hand or -- sanders holds a commanding lead here clinton addressing a sanders jab that she is not progressive an
ed: two big losses for bill cosby. a judge in pennsylvania rejecting his claims he was granted immunity by a former prosecutor. that same judge also ruling against of the defense request to kick the prosecutor off the case. the disgraced comedian and actor is charged with drugging and assaulting a woman in 2004. he could face a decade in jail for this case. heather: the stage is set in derry, new hampshire. less than two hours away from tonight' s democratic town hall. iowa. ed: while hillary...
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heather and ed? heather : don' t forget, you can take the latest weather with you , just download the free wcvb mobile app for iphone and android. and crews have been very busy. juli: with the trees near houses and garages, they said it could freeze on the property. they say most of the calls come after the trees fall, and the damage is already done. he said a little pruning really could go a long way in preventing that. experts are trained to notice some areas that homeowners may brushoff, that if a tree is old and decaying, sometimes just its own weight a loan will cause it to tip -- its own weight alone will cause it to tip. i will tell you more what to look for at 6:00. ed? heather: a hoverboard is being blamed for another explosion. ed: we are live with todd in todd: it happened behind me, when the 11-year-old was on it when it suddenly ignited last night, owen rega. thankfully, there were no injuries. owen spoke to us when he got home from school and said it was seven and scary. owen: i got off
heather and ed? heather : don' t forget, you can take the latest weather with you , just download the free wcvb mobile app for iphone and android. and crews have been very busy. juli: with the trees near houses and garages, they said it could freeze on the property. they say most of the calls come after the trees fall, and the damage is already done. he said a little pruning really could go a long way in preventing that. experts are trained to notice some areas that homeowners may brushoff,...
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ed: 2. our sister station, wmur-tv, tracked the number of trips each candidate made to new hampshire from january 1st to february 7th. which candidate had the most visits? david: john kasich had 100 town meetings so i' m going to say maybe that' s a trick question. 7? maybe chris christie. ed: that' s exactly right. david: and what did the hit to them -- did it to him? ed: don' david paleologos, director of political research at suffolk university. which one of these new england states does not hold its primary on super tuesday? a. maine b. massachusetts c. vermont david: i will say maine. you said it would be zero for five. ed: we should play jeopardy music. it takes 1,237 delegates to win the republican nomination. how many delegates do democrats need to win their party nomination? it' is it 1237, 1382, 2,237, 2,382. this summer the democrats will host a national convention. it will be in cleveland. which convention is first? david: it is a coin toss. ed: that is right. and it' s only a we
ed: 2. our sister station, wmur-tv, tracked the number of trips each candidate made to new hampshire from january 1st to february 7th. which candidate had the most visits? david: john kasich had 100 town meetings so i' m going to say maybe that' s a trick question. 7? maybe chris christie. ed: that' s exactly right. david: and what did the hit to them -- did it to him? ed: don' david paleologos, director of political research at suffolk university. which one of these new england states does not...
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ed? ed: a deadly crash is under investigation. according to police the car hit a utility pole and then flipped over. this happened after midnight. police say the driver was killed and a passenger is suffering life-threatening injuries. they cut power to the area to heather:a hospital forced to evacuate patients after pipes burst. they say 10 pipes were damaged causing flooding in the building. the hospital says they are monitoring the situation very closely. ed: a texas judge is talking about her decision not to order a an autopsy on judge scalia. heather:she changed her mind after speaking with scalia's doctor who confirmed he had a history of heart trouble. that medical history and lack of any signs of foul play meant the justice likely died of natural causes and that no autopsy would be necessary. the 79-year-old was found dead in his room at a west texas resort ranch on saturday morning. and to add to the supreme court vacancy mitch mcconnell saidhe next president should nominate someone. tonight we are asking you. should pres
ed? ed: a deadly crash is under investigation. according to police the car hit a utility pole and then flipped over. this happened after midnight. police say the driver was killed and a passenger is suffering life-threatening injuries. they cut power to the area to heather:a hospital forced to evacuate patients after pipes burst. they say 10 pipes were damaged causing flooding in the building. the hospital says they are monitoring the situation very closely. ed: a texas judge is talking about...
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ed: of course. it will stay that way? we wish. 65 in boston and really it exceeded even all of our estimation as to how warm it was going to become. 65 in boston was one shy. you do see colder air off to north we. a piece of that and not all of it is starting to settle in. it is going to be chillier tonight and tomorrow. even that will still represent temperatures a little above the average. midweek the warmth comes right back up again. this time along with the storm system. so we have already dropped a dozen degrees in boston from the high temperature today. it is a lot cooler off to the north and west. still 50 in nashua and 50 in lawrence. the cape is in the 40s and 50s as well. as you are headed out to work and the kids are headed to twenties and low 30sy that time. not too much wind. gentle out of the northwest. tomorrow afternoon in the 40s might make 50, but for the most part we are talking cooler. the front that came through has a little moisture pooling through the southern edge. the only place i can see it reach
ed: of course. it will stay that way? we wish. 65 in boston and really it exceeded even all of our estimation as to how warm it was going to become. 65 in boston was one shy. you do see colder air off to north we. a piece of that and not all of it is starting to settle in. it is going to be chillier tonight and tomorrow. even that will still represent temperatures a little above the average. midweek the warmth comes right back up again. this time along with the storm system. so we have already...
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ed and heather? heather:bill cosby's wife, camille, is in massachusetts and deposed in the defamation lawsuit against the comedian. ed: several women claimed cosby sexually assaulted them decades ago. jack harper is there now. jack? reporter: as you know, ed, this is the day camille cosby's lawyers hoped would never happen, but it did happen. it started midmorning, the deposing of mrs. cosby, and it is happening in absolute secrecy. up to the 6th floor there are black curtains across the room. the an attorney representing seven women in alleged sexual misconduct cases with and involving mr. cosby requested to stay. he wanted a chance to talk to mrs. cosby. whether or not she has to answer a lot of questions depends on marital privilege too. they have been up there all day and we don't know how much they have accomplished and whether they are going to tell us when it is over. ed and heather, back to you. ed: no bail for a teenager accused of stabbing another teen in dorchester. heather:now new informa
ed and heather? heather:bill cosby's wife, camille, is in massachusetts and deposed in the defamation lawsuit against the comedian. ed: several women claimed cosby sexually assaulted them decades ago. jack harper is there now. jack? reporter: as you know, ed, this is the day camille cosby's lawyers hoped would never happen, but it did happen. it started midmorning, the deposing of mrs. cosby, and it is happening in absolute secrecy. up to the 6th floor there are black curtains across the room....
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ed: see what happens next week. now it's new hampshire's turn, and all america is watching to see who we choose in this dangerous time. one man stands above. he's not flashy, not rude... he's steady, he's tested and proven. he's a president, pnwhich is what we need to make us strong and safe again. for america, jeb bush. right to rise usa is responsible
ed: see what happens next week. now it's new hampshire's turn, and all america is watching to see who we choose in this dangerous time. one man stands above. he's not flashy, not rude... he's steady, he's tested and proven. he's a president, pnwhich is what we need to make us strong and safe again. for america, jeb bush. right to rise usa is responsible
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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed this is the way we shine our shoes shine our shoes, shine our shoes this is the way we shine our shoes every sunday morning ed, how many times have i told you not to use my shoeshine kit? oh, about 80 or 90. why? that's very funny. i don't like you using my stuff. but we're buddies, wilbur. we ought to share. that sharing... and look at this. i don't mind you reading the magazines, ed, but at least you could leave the place tidy. you want a horse or a house maid? one thing i don't want is a pig. neither do i. they eat like horses. who gave you permission to use my sunlamp? i was only toasting some hay. toasting hay? with sliced carrots, it makes a delicious sandwich. stop being such a clown. and look, ed. i don't want you messing up my office. now, you get in your stall and stay there. come on, in your stall. funny guy. wilbur, you're always p
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed this is the way we shine our shoes shine our shoes, shine our shoes this is the way we shine our shoes every sunday morning ed, how many times have i told you not to use my shoeshine kit? oh, about 80 or 90. why? that's very funny. i don't like you using my stuff. but we're buddies, wilbur. we ought to share. that sharing... and look at...
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ed: there is breaking news from canton. live sky 5 of the scene of a serious car crash on route 93 southbound. it is friday evening , and as we pull out you can see one lane of traffic is getting by. an active investigation is still underway. one lane is clear, one alleyway provided for, but most of the highway is shut down. that traffic will build up again, again route 93 in canton. heather: there is also news in the race for president. republican front-runner donald trump picking up the endorsement of a former rival, new jersey governor chris christie. ed: newscenter 5' stephanos is here with reaction. >> this was a surprise. he did it during his speech and taxes. >> is rewriting the playbook of american politics by providing strong leadership not dependent on the status quo. the best person to beat hillary clinton in november on that stage last night is undoubtedly donald trump. >> that endorsement coming before super tuesday, when 11 states head to the polls. chris christie has been highly critical of trial during the c
ed: there is breaking news from canton. live sky 5 of the scene of a serious car crash on route 93 southbound. it is friday evening , and as we pull out you can see one lane of traffic is getting by. an active investigation is still underway. one lane is clear, one alleyway provided for, but most of the highway is shut down. that traffic will build up again, again route 93 in canton. heather: there is also news in the race for president. republican front-runner donald trump picking up the...
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ed, this is serious. if this fella ainsworth can get 150 signatures on this petition, why, they can rezone the whole area. and you know what that means. no more horses. how about dogs? just call me rover. (barking) ed, stop fooling and go and get in your stall, will you? (growls) i ain't fooling. (continues barking) the only chance we've got is to get rid of ainsworth. but how? i don't know how. well, we'll have to figure out something. -here's the mail, honey. -hmm? oh, thanks, dear. listen, there's a man called ainsworth going around the neighborhood with a petition. yes, he was just here. he was, huh? what do you think of that petition? well, it made sense to me, so i signed it. carol, do you know what that petition was for? well, of course. mr. ainsworth said that it was to improve the neighborhood, and to get rid of horses. get rid of horses? honey, with one stroke of the pen, you have turned our horse into an orphan. mr. ainsworth didn't say anything about horses. why didn't you read the thing befor
ed, this is serious. if this fella ainsworth can get 150 signatures on this petition, why, they can rezone the whole area. and you know what that means. no more horses. how about dogs? just call me rover. (barking) ed, stop fooling and go and get in your stall, will you? (growls) i ain't fooling. (continues barking) the only chance we've got is to get rid of ainsworth. but how? i don't know how. well, we'll have to figure out something. -here's the mail, honey. -hmm? oh, thanks, dear. listen,...
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ed: think about it. maria: thanks, ed. one woman helped her cash to help a total stranger, the chain of good deeds that she p the new caramel macchiato from dunkin' donuts. r let hand-crafted layers of espresso, milk, p and a caramel-flavored swirl uplift your mood. indulge in a hot or iced macchiato today. oh-oh, oh-oh t oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh hearts are made for sharing. r spread some sweetness with dunkin' donuts' t cookie dough and brownie batter donuts. heart-shaped happiness too sweet not to share. ed: so here is why i was asking you what would you do with the lottery. a woman wins a $200 scratch ticket it. maria: she used the money to change someone's life. she was at a stop sign and she spotted that man with a beard. his name is glen williams. he has been homeless for three years. when she found out all the local shelters were full, she went out and she spent her lottery winnings on a motel room for him. williams overwhelmed by her generosity. >> i couldn't believe it. she just, i give her credit for where
ed: think about it. maria: thanks, ed. one woman helped her cash to help a total stranger, the chain of good deeds that she p the new caramel macchiato from dunkin' donuts. r let hand-crafted layers of espresso, milk, p and a caramel-flavored swirl uplift your mood. indulge in a hot or iced macchiato today. oh-oh, oh-oh t oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-ooh, oh hearts are made for sharing. r spread some sweetness with dunkin' donuts' t cookie dough and brownie batter donuts. heart-shaped happiness too...
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ed: i' m ed harding -- harden. our guest is michael capuano. he is upsetting large sections of boston, cambridge and milton. before the house, he was mayor of his hometown. it is a was good to see you. michael: good to see you too. start asking questions. >> let' s hop right and read. one of the big stories is the scalia a. both sides firing shots across the bow. block it. the president saying it is my right to do it. will they succeed unblocking them. michael: i don' t know. if you want to vote against the nominee, go ahead. that is natural. some of them say they want to talk about it or put for debate or discussion. that is unimaginable to me and unacceptable. that is taking 20% of the president' s term is left and saying you can' t do anything. that is just inappropriate. 20% of the senate term -- senate term is over a year. are they not supposed to be s ridiculous. when i run for me term, i run begins. senator. i say do your job and if you want to vote no on a specific nominee, it is happened before we will see. if you wanted to consider it
ed: i' m ed harding -- harden. our guest is michael capuano. he is upsetting large sections of boston, cambridge and milton. before the house, he was mayor of his hometown. it is a was good to see you. michael: good to see you too. start asking questions. >> let' s hop right and read. one of the big stories is the scalia a. both sides firing shots across the bow. block it. the president saying it is my right to do it. will they succeed unblocking them. michael: i don' t know. if you want...
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ed? ed, i know you're in there. we are going to use this as a polling place, so open those doors and stop sulking. -who's sulking? -you are. i am not. i guess i'm wasting my time with you. how can i expect you to understand the meaning -of good citizenship? -go ahead, insult me. tell me i'm only a horse. for your information, horses played a tremendous part in the history of our country. take paul revere's horse. nobody voted in his barn. if it hadn't been for paul revere's horse carrying him in that famous midnight ride, we might still be 13 colonies today. 15. you forgot hawaii and alaska. -don't be funny. -i'm serious, wilbur. what can a horse do for his country? plenty! it was horses that built the west, over burning desert sands, across high mountains. i think they were jackasses. now, don't you say it. why, horses have run all through the history of our country. there was custer's last stand. the famous message to garcia. teddy roosevelt's roughriders! uh, george washington crossing the delaware. that was on a
ed? ed, i know you're in there. we are going to use this as a polling place, so open those doors and stop sulking. -who's sulking? -you are. i am not. i guess i'm wasting my time with you. how can i expect you to understand the meaning -of good citizenship? -go ahead, insult me. tell me i'm only a horse. for your information, horses played a tremendous part in the history of our country. take paul revere's horse. nobody voted in his barn. if it hadn't been for paul revere's horse carrying him...
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[ed laughing] ed, just look at this pigsty! when i got up this morning, my mouth was dry, and i just had to have a carrot. why didn't you eat some hay? if your mouth was dry, would you eat hay? never mind. look, ed, i don't mind you trying to lose a few pounds, but i will not stand for your messing up this place. you're just too darned sloppy. no, i will not jump in the lake. huh? uh, how did you know i said that? i can read lips. i don't believe it. all right, then, try me. [inaudible] no, i will not tell you where i hid the carrots. ok. so you can read lips. and look, you're not gonna get any more carrots until you clean this place up. now get going. (wilbur) just you get in there and clean it up. from sunup to sundown, a horse's work is never done. get your work done. clean it up. wilbur, i've just got a wire from daddy, and he's driving in tonight. isn't that wonderful? oh, joy! now, honey, i know you think daddy doesn't like you, but deep down, he does. then why did he lock me in the cloakroom just before the wedding cerem
[ed laughing] ed, just look at this pigsty! when i got up this morning, my mouth was dry, and i just had to have a carrot. why didn't you eat some hay? if your mouth was dry, would you eat hay? never mind. look, ed, i don't mind you trying to lose a few pounds, but i will not stand for your messing up this place. you're just too darned sloppy. no, i will not jump in the lake. huh? uh, how did you know i said that? i can read lips. i don't believe it. all right, then, try me. [inaudible] no, i...
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i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed whoa, wilbur. whoa? i'm supposed to say whoa. why are we stopping? i'm looking around for my girlfriend, princess. princess, huh? yeah. that pretty little filly with a pony tail. oh, so that's it. the only reason you came out here is to flirt with the fillies, uh? a horse does not live by hay alone. you may be a horse, but i think you're part wolf. hey, wilbur, here she comes. oh-ho-ho, isn't my princess gorgeous? yeah, all 970 pounds of her. hello, wilbur. hi, fred. great day for riding, huh? i wish they hadn't built the golf course so close to the bridle path. [neighing] yes. uh, look, why don't we go over and have a hot dog, huh? good idea. just tie your horse up over there. good luck, ed. i said, let's go, fred, huh? right over here. [neighing] [kissing] [neighs] ed, i really didn't want a hot dog, but i thought i'd give you a chance to ma
i'm mister ed. a horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister ed whoa, wilbur. whoa? i'm supposed to say whoa. why are we stopping? i'm looking around for my girlfriend, princess. princess, huh? yeah. that pretty little filly with a pony tail. oh, so that's it. the only reason you came out here is to flirt with the fillies, uh? a horse does not live by hay alone. you may be a horse, but i think you're...
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ed: and i'm ed harding. we've learned that victim might not make it. newscenter 5's jorge quiroga is live on the scene in plymouth. jorge. fire officials now confirming, this is a fatal fire. active. as you can see behind us, cruise trying to put out any hot spots. according to plymouth fire oh tasting, cruise pulling up to the three-story house on the road alerted a person was trapped in side. it appears the fire started in the garage below the main structure. next door neighbor called 911. well, i heard some popping sounds and smelled some smoke. went to the dining room window and saw this garage side of the house was on fire. jorge. nolan says a couple in the 60's lived there. the wife out when the fire started. the blaze so intense, firefighters were forced to assume defensive posture hitting the flames from outside. plymouth for officials say one person was trapped in side. teresa nolan praying for the neighbors. >> meg was not here, i don't think. she was on, she have been with her daughter. i don't blow bob is. here. officials not confirming the
ed: and i'm ed harding. we've learned that victim might not make it. newscenter 5's jorge quiroga is live on the scene in plymouth. jorge. fire officials now confirming, this is a fatal fire. active. as you can see behind us, cruise trying to put out any hot spots. according to plymouth fire oh tasting, cruise pulling up to the three-story house on the road alerted a person was trapped in side. it appears the fire started in the garage below the main structure. next door neighbor called 911....
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ed. it's vicious propaganda. a smear campaign. ed. i demand equal time. ed, the man is just stating a few facts. let's face it. th-the cars replaced the horse in the city. tractors replaced 'em in the country. no matter where you look, the horse is being replaced. yeah? and what does matt dillon ride on? a gopher? y-you're being a little too sensitive. come. well, sensitive. ed, just look at your room! aren't you ashamed of yourself? you just calm down. how about some lunch? no way. i feel if i ate now, i'll get an ulcer. come on. eat some hay. i'm not eating a thing till you let me tell off that editor. ed. i'm on a hunger strike. if, uh, if you're on a hunger strike, why are you eating? you don't expect me to start one on an empty stomach. look, you clean this room up. wilbur, i need your help. you know that beach property i bought some time ago? don't tell me. the tide came in. you want me to help you look for it. just like you. i need help, and you throw me an iron life preserver. i'm sorry. what can i do to help? well, a bunch of teenage beachcombers
ed. it's vicious propaganda. a smear campaign. ed. i demand equal time. ed, the man is just stating a few facts. let's face it. th-the cars replaced the horse in the city. tractors replaced 'em in the country. no matter where you look, the horse is being replaced. yeah? and what does matt dillon ride on? a gopher? y-you're being a little too sensitive. come. well, sensitive. ed, just look at your room! aren't you ashamed of yourself? you just calm down. how about some lunch? no way. i feel if i...
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ed: how will she do it again? .> she has a campaign exactly the way she did toda>>< every single day every single minute for the next seven days. the greatest days in politics. she has the women on the ground that is very experienced at doing it. that is how you do it. can chain? we will see. it could be end up enough of the when. ed: ted cruz' s success transferring to new hampshire? >> two totally different states. he shares tradition of ellie is what evangelical voters. new hampshire is the middle of new hampshire will not punish you for being moderate as long as you are strong, strong immigration, strong and those pockets. i think new hampshire is famously concurrent. if you come out of iowa, you can expect an endorsement from the voters of new hampshire. they almost hold it against you. ed: they are endorsing donald trump. >> i don' t think you can view that is anything good for donald trump. the political figure in new england -- the last republican to win it in new hampshire. we know donald trump has had di
ed: how will she do it again? .> she has a campaign exactly the way she did toda>>< every single day every single minute for the next seven days. the greatest days in politics. she has the women on the ground that is very experienced at doing it. that is how you do it. can chain? we will see. it could be end up enough of the when. ed: ted cruz' s success transferring to new hampshire? >> two totally different states. he shares tradition of ellie is what evangelical voters. new...
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ed! adios, amigo. ed, you can't get hurt. it's simple. you simply attach it in the back like that, and that's all there is to it. nothing can happen. carol: wilbur. i'm in my office, honey. come in. i want to show you something. whoa. wait, wait. ed, what are you doing? ed, hold on to that lever! what would you like for breakfast? two eggs over easy, and get me down. wilbur. you come down from there this minute. what? what are you doing up there? well, i was trying the levitation trick on ed, and then something went wrong. wilbur, come down from there before you get hurt. honey, would you push that lever over there, please? (grunt) oh, wilbur, i can't. it's stuck. well, then you better get help. call somebody. oh. roger! come over here quick! maybe if you opened your belt. roger: what's... huh? kay: wilbur! aren't you a little old to be playing peter pan? what's he doing up there? oh, he's trying some magic trick. oh, roger, please do something. for your sake, my dear, i hope he's carrying flight insurance. when you've stopped being a wis
ed! adios, amigo. ed, you can't get hurt. it's simple. you simply attach it in the back like that, and that's all there is to it. nothing can happen. carol: wilbur. i'm in my office, honey. come in. i want to show you something. whoa. wait, wait. ed, what are you doing? ed, hold on to that lever! what would you like for breakfast? two eggs over easy, and get me down. wilbur. you come down from there this minute. what? what are you doing up there? well, i was trying the levitation trick on ed,...
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ed: breaking tonight. a 5-year-old girl critically hurt hit by a car while crossing the street with her mother in roxbury. neighbors gave the girl cpr. the driver did try help. the investigation is ongoing t the wall street banks meltdown -- goldman sachs. just settled with authorities that put seven million out of work and millions out of their homes. how does wall street millions in campaign contributions our economy works because it's riggedt by wall street. as long as washington is bought and paid for, we can't build an economy sanders: i'm bernie sanders, and i approve this message. ed: actually almost dunn look real. it looks lake scene out of the movie. real. it is stunning video out of hawaii tonight catches a helicopter crashing into the water. watch while the chopper hits the upside down as it approaches the shore near the uss arizona memorial. the navy says the five people aboard were on a tour at the time. one person was critically injured. >> tried to get cover. ed: right now, faa and ntsb inv
ed: breaking tonight. a 5-year-old girl critically hurt hit by a car while crossing the street with her mother in roxbury. neighbors gave the girl cpr. the driver did try help. the investigation is ongoing t the wall street banks meltdown -- goldman sachs. just settled with authorities that put seven million out of work and millions out of their homes. how does wall street millions in campaign contributions our economy works because it's riggedt by wall street. as long as washington is bought...
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charlie: (pants) ed: charlie alanak, my name's ed lane. i need to speak to kevin. is that all right? just get me outta here! ed: kevin, we all want that. we just gotta work together here, okay? kevin: all that i've done for him and he... he threatens my family, drags me here at gunpoint. i stood byim like a brother! ed: i know that, kevin. you've been good to charlie. kevin: everyone wrote him off, but not me. kevin: our own coach turned against him. tell him! told me he was a distraction, told me to move on. you know what i told him? you remember, charlie? i told him i'd quit the team if your name came off your locker. didn't i? didn't i? tell him. yes. tell him. ed: okay, kevin, i get it. you stood up for charlie. that's what happened in the stands that night; somebody came at him, you defended him. you were the team leader, kevin, you had his back, he was your friend. only this time something went wrong, and suddenly your whole world is in the balance - your career, yourcholarship, all of it. charlie saw that, he knew what was at stake. he saw your future, his..
charlie: (pants) ed: charlie alanak, my name's ed lane. i need to speak to kevin. is that all right? just get me outta here! ed: kevin, we all want that. we just gotta work together here, okay? kevin: all that i've done for him and he... he threatens my family, drags me here at gunpoint. i stood byim like a brother! ed: i know that, kevin. you've been good to charlie. kevin: everyone wrote him off, but not me. kevin: our own coach turned against him. tell him! told me he was a distraction, told...