i'm saying, ehey, it's 2015!riend and i are zombies and when we go out together, you know the looks we get? >> trevor: i apologize, i thought he was a hipster. >> no, don't apologize! we can't let political correctness ruin our lives! every time i have to say happy holidays, my christmas boner gets softer! >> you know who they hired to play santa claus at the mall? a black lady! >> a black lady santa claus? yes! i guess people like me shouldn't be allowed to go to santacon, then? >> no. people should be able to dress up how far they want. >> would you be okay with people wearing zombie costumes for halloween? >> zombie face? how could you even ask that, trevor? it's one thing to dress up as santa, he has power, but zombies don't. this minority literally had to rise up from the dead! >> rise up? yes! i tell you who should rise up, the people of chicago! they need answers! >> i think they've done enough. those protests are scary, okay? >> scary? o many black people together! >> what! i'll tell you who's scary, the