el mio papa is even better than pope benedict's magazine. now, folks, for a papal fan boy like me, it is a... come true. has cool toips where to stand in st. peter's for the apostolic blessing. it has pictures of the pope's crib. oh, yeah, that's where the abstinence happens. plus, every issue, every issue comes with a special pull-out centerfold poster of il papa. look at that right there. ( cheers and applause ). look at that little dream boat. this is going up on my dream board, next to my cardinal dolan shetland pony collage. now, folks, as a youth trend follower, you know i love the huffingtonpost. it is my go-to number one source for picture of cheetos that look like masturbating men, and reports of when a starlet shows major side boob, or flawnts major side boob. side boob, of course, often the tragic early warning signs of imminent nip slips. there's more to pohuf thoon salacious stories about celebrities. there are also salacious stories about college students. college students warm up to the back door. now, obviously, obviously, th