el presidente circle. it's an elite group of owners. very exclusive. you'd have a condo on el presidente island. use of o'kelly's helicopter, humidor privileges, oh... you'll receive your own el presidente medal of achievementit all happens aboard o'kelly's yacht tomorrow night-- assuming you decide to stay. hand-picked, eh? yeah, i could chew that over. uh... your friend. i don't know how to put this. o'kelly's yacht may be big, but there's not always room on it for everyone. fatty! sir, yes, sir! i'm done with you. get packin'. yeah, but... sir, please swim to the shallow end. dad! dad! sir, please stop that. ( playing mariachi music ) ( sobbing ) bill? your dad doesn't need me anymore. he dumped me for o'kelly. bill, i've only got a couple of hours to get my dad out of this deal, and i can't do it alone. i need you. ( playing festive music ) rich: colonel, your cabeza es muy grande. hurry up, bill. they're measuring my dad for a sombrero. i'm almost through, i'm almost through. i'm... ow! there's the fence. dang it, we'll never get to him in time. he's gonna lose every penny. maybe we should just give up and let him enjoy himself. i mean, a month ago he didn't even have that money. no, this is important.