i've got nothingo-- i'm supposed to be teaching you guys electrostatics. i've got nothing to say. in fact, pbably everythi i say is just all canned crap. [laughter] because, honey, it's just not doing. look at that. i' got nothing to say. i could talk about coulomb's law a litt bit, but i don't believe in it anymore. [laughter] let's continue as if everything were goi smooth. it's called make believe. i thought science was all about making discoveries, expemental and-- we could continue with this, couldn't we? we could continue and maybe find something fundameal, but it's not part of my act. [laughter] well, okay, let's move on, gang. i don't know someone's gonna give me an explanation of what's happening here. and i'm gonna be very pressed. who is going to be the one? in fact, that could be like a term project. what went wrong tonight? who's goa say, "hewitt, nothing went wrong at all. "what happened was, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. "what went wrong was your failure "to be able to observe and interpret what happened to it. da, da, da, da, da. nature is not wrong, you is." okay? s

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