later on, eliot janeway and h&r block are coming out, to explain why they're working. [ laughter ] >> but, uh, crazy mel brooks, the mad genius, is here, tonight, who brought you, uh, "blazing saddles" and "young frankenstein." [ cheering ] mel is backstage, now, growing tall, uh, before he comes out. we have a lovely young actress-- susan blakely, who was in "the towering inferno," and, uh, in a motion picture called "report to the commissioner." holly lipton is here, and bob rosefsky, who has a book on "fraud, swindles, and rackets" and stuff like that. am i leaving anything out? >> that's it. >> that's plenty. we'll be right back with you. [ music ] [ applause ] [ cheering ] [ applause ] [ applause ] >> we have returned. we have, with us, tonight, mel brooks. we have bob rosefsky. we have susan blakely and holly lipton. >> yeah. >> what-what-what do you have, lying here? is this your grocery list or something? >> no, no, no. i just have the list of the schools that are competing, tomorrow, in the third annual 72-hour great canoe race. i'm the official starter. usc, the trojans-- >>