. >> dicky: elisha cuthbert. and music from pitbull. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julie bowen. from "happy endings," elisha cuthbert. and music from pitbull. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. i had a feeling this would happen, and again, it did. it was a big night for the fox network tonight. with the premiere, you heard about simon cowell's new show "the x factor." you can always tell simon cowell is coming back to tv when there's a shortage of black t-shirts at babies "r" us. i watched some of the show tonight and i tell you, i think it's high time america had its own televised singing competition. we needed it. i guess we can't get enough of this stuff. we have "american idol," which rarely produces an actual music star and we watch that. we have "the bachelo

with e lee elisha cuthbert and music from pitbull, too.horrible, horrendous and ghastly on tv, it is time to rejoice, because the most honest man in television is back, with his own show. it is called "the x factor." it premieres on fox tomorrow and thursday night at 8:00 p.m. please say hello to simon cowell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: though, i have to admit, when you walk out, because i haven't seen you in a long time and i've seen you on tv since then, i feel like you're going to insult me. i don't know why. >> you look different. >> jimmy: i do? >> it's in your face. >> jimmy: well, i've lost some weight, maybe that's what it is. >> it's more than that. >> jimmy: you think i've had some work done? >> yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: really? do you really think that? >> 100%. >> jimmy: you really do? i would never have any work done. i don't even do any work. >> why are you smiling? >> jimmy: do i feel like i'm sweating? >> it's like i'm talking to someone new. >> jimmy: really? someon