ellen de. >> stephen: the one who dances?. ♪ çñrç >> stephen: thank you so much. >> your welcome. -- you're welcome. >> stephen: i'll go. we'll miss you. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. thank you so much. [cheers and applause] nation, i had the old iphone out earlier. i reminded me i'm a fine fan of apple's voition rition software siri. it's got all the convenience of talking to a woman on the phone without that annoying $2.99 a minute. [ laughter ] but now there's another reason to love her/it. because according to the new york times blog, she is pro-life. if you're in manhattan you ask to find an abortion clinic, siri responds: >> sorry, i couldn't find any abortion clinics. >> stephen: really? in new york? i think, they've got one at the top of the empire state building. the line is ridiculous. it's a tourist trap. [ laughter ] point is, siri is clearly an arch-conservative woman. like laura ingraham, but less robotic. [ laughter ] and that's not

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