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still wrong even though you caught up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is ellen degenerising december 18th. very right and very relatable. >> there's a lot of relatable things in there. >> jimmy: i've seen you drive on a number of occasions and i was surprised that you were driving yourself. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, i figured you'd be chaperoned in a hovercraft or something. >> i like to drive. i hate to be driven. do you drive? >> jimmy: always, yes, yeah. >> do you like to drive? >> jimmy: i love to drive. >> me too. are you a good driver? >> jimmy: i don't know about that. [ laughter ] i'm not a great driver. i have a terrible sense of direction. if it wasn't for gps i'd be out there trying to bring a pizza to someone's house in college. i'm not good. i had the thomas guide, the whole thing, i can't find where i'm going, ever. >> why would you be bringing someone a pizza? >> jimmy: i was a pizza delivery guy. >> i thought you meant now, like you're still bringing pizza. >> jimmy: it's not out of the question. >> i love to drive. i don't care about direction, because i