have you been off hanging out with elton john? what i have been doing, they put me there with him, steve writes, neil put the canolli down get back to work. i can do my work with canolli thank you. >> rumors abound you were fired, i say no way. i was fired i snuck back in. i have been missing the what's the deal neil, and common sense segments of they m leave me with something to think about. that is my goal, michael said, i think i saw you at an all you can eat buffet last week, was that you? sunshine, you are not as cute as some of your fill ins but we still missed you. >> i missed you, but. you say terribly nice, that is -- does not sound right. buddy writes, now it takes sense, i was wondering why i seemed much happier this past week. and i missed your sense of humor, and mind, i missed you like a fat man misses bacon, love you bro. bill o'reilly? >> kylie, neil, since you have gone, country has gone to hell. we need our financial super hero. well, kylie, here i be, looking out for you. ladys that is built to scale. thank you

including elton john who sued the daily mail for libel after reporting he was rude to guests at a charityear the paper printed an apology to j.k.rowling falsely reporting that people at her church taunted her for being a single mother. rowling sued the paper and won. kate winslet took on the daily mail winning $40,000 libel lawsuit after it posed the question should kate winslet win an os scar for the world's most irritating actress. in this country tom cruise settled a $50 million lawsuit from the publishers of "life & style" magazine after he said he abandoned his daughter suri. why do some tabloids publish these stories? >> there is an insatiable appetite for celebrity gossip. and most of the time they know that celebrities are not going to do anything about it. >> for clooney's part. he says the laughable tabloid crossed the line into an arena of inciting violence. and heap ju just needed to set record straight. for "nightline," i'm lindsay davis in new york. >> next, this terrifying water slide failed the sandbag safety test. so what happens when we put it to the test? when i say we,

it's an elton john impersonator, singing the most annoying part of "crocodile rock." ♪ la-a-a-a-a la we'll have a a second elton john impersonator, benny and the jet ski. [ laughter ] he's singing the most annoying part of "benny and the jets." ♪ benny! >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] then, we're going to come around the corner and back into the studio. whoever wins this is super champ of all time and is the next -- [ laughter ] -- american kayak warrior. [ laughter ] uh -- here we go. cameron, are you ready for a a little -- >> cameron: yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: really? >> cameron: yeah, i'm ready. are you ready? >> jimmy: all right, higg-bone -- >> steve: ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: are you ready? >> cameron: i'm ready. >> steve: are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: 1 -- >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> cameron: move your foot! i know this trick, you cheater. >> steve: -- 1, 2, 3, kayak! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> cameron: ah! [ laughter ] it's stuck! josh! >> jimmy: higgins! help me! [ laughter ] >> cameron: ah! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: where -- where is she? i don't know where she is

he wore big glasses like elton john. >> seth: right, right. [ laughter ] >> and elton had just foundnant. so now we think the plane's going down. there's sort of a hush. the stakes have been raised in poker. everybody is putting in everything they have. and latanza stands up in the back of the plane and he goes, "elton, i got to tell you -- before we go down, it's my baby." [ audience oohs ] and with that, the plane lands. [ laughter ] >> seth: i would not want to be waiting for my bags next to elton jew. >> a camera and crew was on the plane doing a story for "rolling stone." >> seth: that's incredible. >> so he put it in his movie when he directed it. >> seth: one of the other great things about the movie -- and i sort of knew this from "wayne's world." this was the first time i realized alice cooper was a really sweet guy with a great sense of humor. he's one of your oldest friends. >> he is, 45 years. >> seth: he's the sweetest guy. >> sweetest. >> seth: you talk about how family means so much to both of you. but you sort of deserve credit for pushing him towards this sort of cra

. >> they're all wonderfully -- >> or what about -- ♪ elton john is a homosexual that's the whole songther words to it. it's hilarious. >> they don't do that in our sports, sadly. >> you have obviously never been to a jets game. >> i'm not into basketball. you know what? i believe that soccer isn't popular here because it wasn't here first. its guy that came late. and there weren't enough seats for it. >> yeah, i don't know about the seats part. but sure, i'll go along with the other stuff. kareem abdul-jabbar is obviously right. i don't think he said anything new in that piece. but as gavin pointed out, he said it really, really well. i have to say, though, i hate to say it. i appreciate watching soccer more than i did a month ago. i'm not going to watch it again until the next world cup or possibly the olympics when the americans are playing. but as i got more into it, it became a little more interesting. >> somebody else made this point, and i tend to agree with it. it's one of the televised sports that hasn't advanced with cameras. like bowling has a camera behind the pin. >> yeah.

rowling and elton john who both successfully sued "the mail" for liable, not the chance to set the recordtraight on a number of lingering rumors. yes, he is engaged. no, they're not getting married at downton abbey and no, he won't be the next governator of california. the apology came on page two today. in it they blame it on the online edition. they say it was not a fabrication but supplied in got faith by a reputable and trusted freelancer. >> katy tur on the story in london, thanks. >>> could this be decision day part two. tamron is on duty on the king james watch. what's happening? >> he's leaving. >> he's staying. >> what do you say? argentina? >> i switched to argentina. >> yes, the speculation, the decision 2.0. is it still cool to say that, 2.0? will king james stay with the heat or will he take his game back home to the cleveland cavaliers? look at the difference -- this is lebron james when he played for the cavs, when he played seven seasons. this is him with miami heat. look at those guns now. he's transformed into the all-star that he s. this is what craig was referring to.