the freemasons once controlled the levers of global power and now which can't get an embroidered apron, again, is what i would say. and no, we will not settle for silk scream what is i a [bleep] shriner? next up-- (laughter) (cheers and applause) next up on the tip wags the latest buzz from the world of insects. warning, folks, what you are about to see is extremely graphic so if there are any larva earnings in the room with you now would be a good time for them to leave and pupate because scientists in brazil have discovered a cave-dwelling bug with the world's first female penis. an dear god, she is hung like a force fly. jimmy, please, jimmy, it's a family show. thank you. now in this newly discovered species, the female uses her elaborate penis-like organ to pen straight the male's vagina like opening and collect his sperm. female penis, male vaginas, thanks, gay marriage. (applause) well, this shocking news is why i'm giving a wag of my finger at bug scientists for discovering this, used to be i could give a quick glance at an insect's thorax and know right away if i was sexually