eric cartman. all right.s ] [ clears throat ] [ operatically ] ♪ i love cheesy poofs ♪ you love cheesy poofs ♪ if we didn't eat cheesy poofs ♪ ♪ we'd be lame! ♪ i'm talkin' "night court" in its fifth season lame-ah ♪ wow! all right, frets. suck on that. well, kids, how did you like the planetarium? oh, man, i don't feel so good. me neither. but i loved the planetarium. me too. it was sweet! really? what did you like best about it? i don't know. i don't even remember what happened. wait a minute. where is eric? i did it! i did it! did what? i got a callback for the cheesy poofs song. you snuck off and sang that stupid song? yeah, dude, but i got in the finals for tomorrow! goodbye, children. thanks for visiting. don't forget we have laser rock shows at night here at the plane'arium. this week it's laser kenny loggins and laser james taylor. my head still feels funny. yeah. mine too. you guys, when i'm doing the cheesy poof commercials, i bet i get all the free cheesy poofs i want. like you really need it, hipp

and unfortunately, that finalist is eric cartman. yes! i'm the best!her children have unexpectedly taken jobs as volunteers at the planetarium. [ deep voice ]that's odd. sweet. it appears that more and more south park residents are discovering the wonder and joy of the planetarium. here with a special report is a 34-year-old asian man who looks strikingly similar to ricardo montalban. thanks, tom! yes, indeed. the planetarium has become very popular as word spreads that it really isn't as lame and stupid as once suspected. i'm here with the planetarium operator, dr. adams. thank you. i'd like to open an invitation to all south park residents to come see a special free show this evening. i guarantee it will change the way you think about the plane'arium. so bring the whole family to the planetarium for a night of excitement and wonder. then we turned the dial, and kenny went into a hypnosis. that's a pretty farfetched story, boys. but it's true, dude! are you boys sure you're not just making this all up? yeah. pretty sure. well, just as soon as i handle

eric you have to save us. an entire army of jew robots. [screaming] - oh, my god, what are jewbots doing here? flame on. flame off. - you saved everyone from the jewbots, cartman. - c'mon, jimmy, we gotta go back and finish that joke. "...like fish sticks in your mouth?" - "what are you a gay fish?" -there. - wow, eric, incredible. - too bad i'm a dick and i'm gonna take all the credit. s-s-suck it, bitch. - aw, dammit. i guess it really was all me who came up with it. - what? - you gotta let jimmy go. it's all my fault. - jesus, eric... he's gonna kill you. - you won't even admit it was just me knowing you're gonna die? - jimmy, you really believe that you came up with it all on your own? - oh, my god, wait... i totally get it now. - what? i still don't get anything. - all this time i've been mad at you, jimmy, for trying to take all the credit. but now i realize it's just that your ego has made you believe things happened differently. that's what kyle was trying to tell me. that you have such a huge ego you do these mental gymnastics to make yourself a part of things. - r-really? - i thought you were just trying to jew me out of my part of the credit, but no