and i need to sober up in case ernest borgnine calls. she said she'd call.t of chilies here. we got these fresh red ones. we've got these green ones that are sliced and stir-fried in there. and we've got small green peppers. [ speaking foreign language ] >> whoa! that's hot. whew! >> i breathed in, got hit with the chili. >> yeah. >> down the side of the throat. >> you know when you have been really hit by super hot and you feel like having a brain hemorrhage? it's like an ice cream headache but like a pepper headache. >> yeah. and your vision starts to tunnel out. >> you're halfway through and you're aware that your hair has just burst into flames. that perfect balance of pain and pleasure and more pain, brain flooding with endorphins and all is well with the world. until tomorrow morning. [ belches ] so i've had a couple cocktails. maybe we should like totally get a tattoo tomorrow, man. >> magic tattoos. ♪ >> time for bed. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> so i woke up in a state of confusion and deep concern after inadvertently making out with ernest borgnine last night. i h

a) hal linden b) abe vigoda c) ernest borgnine vigoda's claims to fame include playing both a cop and a criminal. as sal tessio he tried to take over the corleone mob family by killing scion michael in "the godfather". he paid a hefty price for that, if you remember. vigoda then moved to the other side of the law, with a comic turn as the unflappable "fish" on "barney miller", which ran from 1975 to 1982. he even had his own spinoff from that show. as president, i will defend this nation, but i will do it responsibly. i voted against the war in iraq, and that was the right vote. we must never forget the lessons of that experience. isis must be destroyed, but we should not do it alone. we need an international coalition with muslim boots on the ground fighting with our support. it's time to end the quagmire of perpetual warfare in the middle east. as president, i will. >>> it's 8:00 on "today." coming up, jamey lin sig her speaks out, opening up in her first live television interview. why she's finally sharing her story after keeping or battle a secret for 15 years. >>> tech overload.