inadvertently making out with ernest borgnine, i'd like to say, um, it was very traumatic. barbecue all at the same time. i'm on somebody else's lawn. and i don't mean that in a figurative way. i can't talk. it hurts to talk. oh. you know, if every region has sort of an iconic dish, you're talking northern thailand, chiang mai, this is it. hearty broth of curry, coconut, noodles, and spices. i am all over that. oh yeah. mm. i need some more onions. the boys at the bar tonight are gonna be in for a surprise if they move in for a smooch. goddamn that's good. i'm a big believer in a healthy, nutritious breakfast. it's the most important meal of the day. my doctor said that. of course he also said that just about everything i love and hold dear is killing me, so what does he know. attention, hippies. this is a salad. green papaya salad, that's not really a local thing, that's a -- thing but couldn't resist. spicy papaya salad, some khao soi, now i gotta find a catholic church. bless me father for i have sinned. i kissed a man on the mouth. oh, it burns like the fires of hell. b