a real character, "turtleman" ernie brown jr.brought some turtles, we've got a huge 50-pound turtle. you'll see that as well. also on the show tonight, our christmas music week continues with a true music legend, the one, the only, johnny mathis is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] johnny mathis. we're very excited about that. i started my career touring with johnny mathis. the nicest man in show business. and i'm thrilled that he's here, so -- tomorrow night, we've got jonah hill, and nba all-star, chris paul on the show. and coming friday, terry bradshaw. santa himself, terry bradshaw will be here. [ applause ] now folks, the holidays are supposed to be a time of peace on earth and good will towards men. however, some people say to hell with that and like to pull pranks on their friends and family. then they post video on youtube. we have invited three of the most popular ones to join us for "holiday pranks." ♪ >> jay: all righty. like you, i'm meeting these people for the first time. where's rachel and carol. oh, hi, guys.