lot of bankrupt casino fans here tonight. ( laughter ) according to tangier mayor james "ooker" eskridge him, "your island has been there for hundreds of years, and i believe your island will be there for hundreds more." yes, if something is there, it's never going away, unless trump meets a younger, hotter one. ( audience reacts ) now-- ( applause ) island! island! a younger, hotter-- hotter, like hotter, island. now, in the unlikely event that donald trump's words didn't calm residents of the soon-to-be lost city of tangier, their mayor believes there is a solution to coastal erosion. they need a jetty, or perhaps even a sea wall, around the entire island, and that trump will cut through red tape and get them that wall. yes, trump is going to get them that wall, and then make the ocean pay for it. we've got a great show for you tonight. ( cheers and applause ) scarlett johansson is here! but when we return, i'll tell you about this year's best father's day cards and their not-so-best first drafts. stick around! we, the people, are tired of being surprised with extra monthly fees. we wa