. >> esteban: hola, stephen, y bienvenidos a colberto reporto giante! >> stephen esteban, thank you for joining us. >> esteban: chicas, chicas! >> stephen: what can you tell us about the situation in brazil? >> esteban: [no audio] >> stephen: nothing? >> esteban: nada. soy mexicano. ellos son brasileros. es como comparar manzanas, y naranjas calvas, locas por el sexo. >> stephen: come on. it's all the same culture down there. >> esteban: no, no, no. en mexico, hablamos el hermosos idioma espanol. en brazil, hablan portugues, que suena como una gaita violando un perro. >> stephen so do you know anything about why they're rioting? >> esteban supongo, es porque pele le puso uno de esos somberors de carmen mirand a la estatua giante de jesus. >> stephen: you're no help. >> esteban: es un placer. >> stephen: esteban colberto, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] all right, jimmy, that's enough. jimmy, cut the feed. jimmy, that's enough. well, i didn't know he could move that well. well, folks, if esteban can't help us understand the situation in brazil, i guess