[all shouting angrily] - we are people for the ethical treatment of animals! mascot! - oh, jesus, not peta again. - cows are maimed and slaughtered and used as a commodity! - [screaming] - this is the fate of the cows! this is your insensitivity! all: eww! - [sobbing] - the cow is a slave. the cow is a commodity to be thrown away by a society gone wrong! [bell rings] - all right, children, i have just been informed that since our school has been attacked by eco-terrorists for the 47th time, we are going to change our school mascot. [all groan] - but, mr. garrison, if we change our mascot, that means the eco-terrorists win. - that's right, stanley, the eco-terrorists win. now, i have here a mascot selection sheet. every student is supposed to check the box next to the mascot they like the most. and the most popular selection will be the school's new mascot. - but we like being the cows. - you're responsible for the enslavement and genocide of millions! - get--get out of here, peta! we're changin' the mascot already! - we speak for those who cannot speak for the