eagles' offensive lineman evan mathis posted a picture on instagram that shows him relieving himselfuilding with a caption that says, "audit this." [ laughter and applause ] or as the irs said, "okay, see you tomorrow at noon." [ laughter ] get this, you guys. this week, oscar mayer introduced a new hot dog with bacon cooked right into it. [ cheers and applause ] or as chris christie put it, "is it possible to reverse that lap-band procedure?" [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] but, no, oscar mayer has a new hot dog with bacon cooked right into it. they're coming out with a whole bunch of new stuff. in fact, they've got a signature series of hot dogs. take a look. here's the anthony weiner. >> steve: ooh! [ laughter and applause ] nice. takes a good picture. >> jimmy: that's raging boehner right there. [ audience ohs ] that's the snoop dogg right there. [ laughter ] and finally, there's the randy jackson-wasn't-feeling-it dog. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting. can't wait to try those. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i wasn't feeling it, dog. this whole season, dog. >> jimmy: