tonight - ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from tory lanez with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together, here's [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. sweet passionate love, i appreciate it. last night was guillermo's birthday. i say we had a 432-foot-long margarita funnel. it started on the roof, went four flights of stairs down to our studio. it put the "fun" back in "funnel" last night. you drank quite a bit. >> guillermo: i had a great time. >> jimmy: yeah, we had to send you home in a car. >> guillermo: yeah, your assistant took me home. >> jimmy: my assistant took you home? when you got home your family was there, did they have dinner ready for you? i told them, let's cut the cake, i'm tired, i'm going to go to sleep. >> jimmy: you skipped your birthday dinner? >> guillermo: yeah, i was tired. >> jimmy: what food did they have for you? >> guillermo: thai food. >> jimmy: wow, this is a melting pot, you know? all right, so you went right to sleep. you're

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. >> jimmy: ewan mcgregor, hannibal burress, music from tory lanez. there's new barbie dolls on the way. for years there's been criticism about barbie's physique being unobtainable, a false image for girls. barbie is now available in three new body types. kendall, kylie, and khloe i think. no. no, here they are. alongside the classic barbie, the first one, that is petite barbie. i guess to make shorter girls feel better? she's like kind of fun-sized. the next is tall barbie. that's progressive. they made her from a model into a supermodel. and this is what they call curvy barbie. also known as barbie-q. and i guess this is the one that's supposed to represent real women's bodies? why is curvy barbie dressed like an insane person? why is she wearing a bow like the one you see on cars when the mitsubishi for christmas? mattel says these new barbie dolls are designed to more accurately reflect the body types of the creepy middle-aged men who collect them. i don't know, hopefully this will make young girls feel good about themselves, i don't know. from my

ewan mcgregor, everybody. be right back with han mall aflac. ohh ah ah aflac! ta-daa! he's not a very good magician. he paid my claim in just one day. one day?! shh! how does he do it? in just one day, we process, approve and pay. one day pay, only from aflac. here i am in cancun. this is me talking to la policia. this girl? totally sweating me. and uh, i don't even remember taking this one. you realize this is a job interview. i know, i wanted to show you how proficient i am in social media. we'll be in touch. excuse me. hello? hi, i'm just following up on the interview. dimpatient. dim and impatient. hunger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented new snickers crisper. that's a big bull. i think that's old cyrus. 1800 pounds of do whatever the heck i want. thank you cyrus. lease a 2016 lincoln mkc for $289 a month [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from tory lanez. if all you've been watching on netflix lately are murderers being made, our next guest has a new standup special to cheer you up, "comedy camisado" premieres a week from t

accent ] >> jimmy: ewan mcgregor. >> yes. [ laughter ]he's not scottish in this. but either way. it's a scottish western and it's rare. you don't see it much, but it existed, you know?lier. [ laughter ] tons of scottish westerns, yeah. he -- we love him on the show 'cause we always do goofy stuff man, he's a a villain in this, man. >> he's scary in it. >> jimmy: evil. >> he's scary in it. >> jimmy: evil, yeah. and just smiling throughout and oh, gosh. i wanted to show everyone a a clip here. here's natalie portman convincing ewan mcgregor to give up the location of her daughter in "jane got a gun."riday. check this out. >> where is she? that, what am i left with? >> tell me where -- you took -- my child. >> jane! >> are you counting? because i still got a pair of ion that i ain't gonna ask again! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i ain't gonna ask again! right there. come on. natalie portman, "jane got a a gun" is in theaters this friday.ins us after the break. stick around, everybody. we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to kee

here's natalie portman convcing ewan mcgregor to give up the location of her daughter in "jane got a gun." in theaters this friday. check this out. >> where is she? >> now, jane, if i tell you >> telelme where -- you took -- my child. >> jane! >> are you counting? because i still got a pair of bullets, and a question that i ain't gonna ask again! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i ain't gonna ask again! that's how you do it right there. come on. natalie portman, "jane got a a gun" is in theaters this friday. john oliver joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to keep things unbiased, we removed all the logos. feels like a bmw. reminds me a little bit of like an audi. so, this car supports apple carplay. siri, open maps. she gets me. wow. it also has teen driver technology. it even mutes the radio until the seat belts are buckled. i'm very curious what it is. this is the 2016 chevy malibu. and it sells for? it starts at twenty-two five. what? oh wow. i mean with all this technology. that's a game chan

the film also starring ewan mcgregor is not going over well with critics. here's david jenkins of little white lies who writes, it's not even lightly spiced with ideas, circumspection, interesting characters or basic logic. he's bitter. and anthony lane of the "new saying, this poor little movie fires blanks. >> oh. well, next up something much lighter. one of the most successful animated franchises in the world returns to the big screen. "kung fu panda 3" sees po's long lost father suddenly reappearing as they travel to a secret panda paradise that po must rescue from a supernatural villain. >> you look just like me but a baby. >> you're like me but old. you're like me but fatter. >> oh, yeah. >> you're like me but with a hat. >> this is a good one. who doesn't love a good panda story, right? >> do you think tian-tian has the same conversation? >> probably. "kung fu panda 3" is scoring high. 80% on rotten tomatoes. the critics love it. daniel eagen calls it tightly written and marvelously imaginative. and "the hollywood reporter" says it refuses to panda t

anthe head of the other gang, the bad gang, is ewan mcgregor. >> yes. >> jimmy: ewan mcgregor. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: t he's not scottish inhis. bueier way it a scottish western and it's rare. you dot see it much, but it isted, you know? i wikipediaed it earlier. [ laughter ] tons of scottish westerns, yeah. he -- weovhim on theho au we always do ofy uff with ewan, but man, he's a a villain inhis,an >> he's scary int. >> jimmy: evil. >> he's scary in it. >> jimmy: evil, yeah. and just sling throughout d just mean and oh, gosh. i wanted to show everyone a a clip here. here natalie poran nvcingwan mcegor to gi up thcation er i"jane got gu"in theaters thisriday. is out >>res she?ja, i tl u th, i it >> tl where took- child. >> jane! >>re cing? becastl got pairf llnd questthat ain't gonnasagn! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ain't gonna ask ain! th's how you do it right there. comen. natalie rtman, "jane got a a gun"s inheaters this fray. john olivejoins us aer the break. stick ound, evybody. [ cheers and applause ] we brought y brought you here today get youhostpion about this n

tonight - ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from tory lanez with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

the film also starring ewan mcgregor is not going over well with critics. white lies writes it's not even lightly spiced with ideas, circumspection rksz interesting characters or basic logic. he's bitter and anthony lane of "the new yorker" is even more direct saying, this is poor little movie fires blanks. >> oh. well, next up something much lighter. one of the most successful animated franchises in the world returns to the big screen. kung fu panda 3 sees the long lost father suddenly reappearing as they travel to a secret panda paradise that is po must recognize from a villain. >> you look just like me but a baby. >> you're like me but old. you're like me but fatter. >> oh, yeah. >> you're like me about you, with a hat. >> this is a good one. who doesn't love a good panda story. >> do you think tian-tian has the same conversation. >> probably. it is scoring high. 80% on rotten tomatoes. daniel eagen calls it tightly written and marvelously madge native. and the hollywood reporter says it refuses to panda to the lowest common denater. you get it? panda? >

tonight - ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music cletones. and now, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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and coming up on jimmy kimmel live: actor ewan mcgregor. ed: goes getting a makeover. heather: barbie. i conic doll. mattel announced today, new barbie dolls will be coming out incur i have, tall and petite. the doll will come in seven skin tone, 22 eye color, 24 hairstyles, changes come after years of criticism of the doll's unreal lis tick body type. the madeover dolls should hit the shelves enema. ed: take a look at this little girl. that's 7-month-old isla, and she just won gerber's annual baby photo contest. she looked quite pleased about it! and so are her parents. i won. heather: wow. that is a face. ed: we'll see you on the jar of apple cobbler. heather: i think so. she deserves. it she is precious. can't take my eyes off her. ed: yeah. reporter: maybe isaiah thomas >> for the first time in three years, the celtics will have a player in the nba's all-star game. tonight guard isaiah thomas was eastern squad. it is the first all star selection for thomas. he is having a rock solid year. averaging 22 points a game. 7 assists. three rebounds. he's the first celtics

tonight - ewan mcgregor, comedian hannibal buress, "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and musicry lanez with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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