and now, what could be more exidorian than exidor himself modeling the executive exidor! yes, for the man on the go who can't say no and, well... who drives well in the snow. yes, for the true executive, it says, good audit puts me in jail for life." and now, for you urbane urban cowboys, it's go west, young exidor! whether you're on the fringe or just living on welfare -- hi-ho, silver -- giddyap. move it, horsey. yes, sir, whether you're riding a mechanical bull or throwing the bull mechanically or just trying to figure out what "do-si-do" means, our exidor western wear is just for you. yes, ladies and gentlemen, aren't these delicious? don't you just want to take them home right now? es. you say, "stop teasing. let's get to the real goodies." i'd like to show you our swimsuit collection now. it's something that'll really -- tell me something, daddy. do you think there will be other children to play with in debtors' prison? ...35. all right. what next? $42 for telephone? mearth... has daddy been calling dial-a-joke again? mearth? i'm no fink. yes. and look... we got $2.

no, i'm exidor. you're mork. who is that? exidor, the town loon. i resent that, curly. i don't live in town. i bring bad news, mork. it's not going to be easy. i'd better sit down. i just got back from the doctor. exactly. he told me in swahili i've only got 41 years to live! here's his note describing my condition. [ speaking nonsense ] "yo mama." you've got your health. i'm about to punch out. that's why i plan to spend my last waning moments here in this house with my dearest friends. imagine our excitement. i'll just lie down unobtrusively. all of you vital people just go on with whatever you were doing. okay, mindy. what are your regrets? remo...there is a man in a robe lying on us. i couldn't help overhearing. what's this garbage about regrets? we're all telling each other things that we regret the most. oh, i've got one -- you know, mork, i've been feelin' really down in the dumps since my wife left me. well, you must have been awful shocked when she bit through the leash and got away. i was feelin' really low there for a while. i even let my appearance go. and t

exidor, i don't feel very well -- go no further. open your mouth wide. nurse ryan, will you come in please? well, what are you gawking at?! hmm -- 315. that's a tad high, mork. it would be perfect if i were a rump roast. exidor, do something, just as long as i don't have to have anything shaved. relax. you better turn your head. this might hurt a little. ow! damn, i'm good! exidor, i feel strange, yet wonderful. i feel kind of achy, and i have cravings for teflon bananas. what is it? either you're turning into billy martin or you're pregnant. th-that's it! i'm preggers. i've got a bun in the oven. nonsense! and that's me saying it! no, no, no! you don't understand. you really don't understand. i think i could be pregnant. it's possible. if it is, it's a miracle. every patient thinks that their case is special! all right, i'm into my consultation mode. we'll talk it over. just sit here. i feel so weak in the knees. mork... i'm pregnant. i'm really pregnant. i can't wait to tell mindy and omni magazine. sician and doubles partner, i suggest that you break

exidor, you've got to help me. you know everything. you even know the color of ronald reagan's real hair. so, please, how do i propose to mindy? ditch the skirt, mork. isn't marriage the ultimate commitment -- the eternal bond? and besides, a wicked tax break? it's a blessing. it's a sham. it's fulfilling. it's barbaric. it's a breath mint. it's a candy mint. oh, stop! we're both right. exidor, please -- pull out your putter and drive me out of the sand trap of life onto the fairway of love. mork, there's only two ways to propose -- "b"... the old-fashioned way. toss the tomato on the back of the saddle and ride off into the sunset. i guess the old-fashioned way is always best. except when you're having a heart transplant. well, then you're stuck with "c." i don't mean to pry, but what's "c"? hmm? "c"? oh! "c"! but it worked for prince charles. i look a lot less like howdy doody than he does. mork? sir? this may shock... and even nauseate you. it's all right -- i subscribe to the national enquirer. bunny... or the brightest... or the w

exidor: mork! is that you? exidor? is that you? [ gasps ] he remembers! he remembers! mork, this is a red-letter day. mindy, i have a full tank of gas. good. i'll get you a match. i've got it! i know what to do. the solution is as simple and plain as the nose on pepper's face -- hypnosis. all i need is a gold watch. hey! thank you. unless he's willing. mork, step in my office. gladly. hi, skeeter. workin' on a little sister for you. all right, mork. put your hands in front of your face and repeat after me. "oh, no, please don't." too late. why, that man is an absolute raving lunatic. madam, you flatter me. are you all right? who are you? amazing! total amnesia. all right, get out of my house. oh, no, thank you very much, but i have to go. tonight is the first annual exidor dance marathon. you run 26 miles and then bunny hop across the finish line. i don't care what the guy in the robe said, i was standing right there, and juanita was out. [ sighs ] i guess now's as good a time as any. oh, god. [ knocking ] come in. i don't mean to be patronizing, but on ork we have doo

exidor, i watched the world series. oh, blasphemy! the world series! baseball is pagan! do 10 hike marys! and i look up to kareem abdul-jabbar. do 100 push-ups. and i hate to say this.. i like howard cosell. let us pray. hike! hike! hike! amen. do you mind not smoking? this man is having a religious experience. are you feeling it, mork? no. do you feel it... now?! whoa! praise football! ? gimme that old-time football ? ? gimme that old-time football ? ? it's good enough for me ? sundays, good and glorious! can you hear it now? tell me, brother. o.j. takes the ball on the 7, runs it 30 yards, but, oh, no! believe it now! believe it now! can you feel it? ? o.j. takes the ball again ? ? a hole opens up before him now ? ? on the 30 now, on the 20 now ? ? on the 10 now ? ? oh, he goes in! ? ? salvation! ? salvation! oh! oh, mork! you're a true believer, mork! i hate to disappoint you, exidor, but i don't have much faith in football, mork...you've just fouled out on the game of life! may you burn in buffalo! oh, mork. oh, mork. goodbye. we tried to bail you out, but they won't

great, exidor. that's doctor exidor! for your pediatrician. this has got to be the most bizarre thing that's ever happened in my entire life! don't you think that baby is unusually large? rather unique. he seems so alien. i wonder if there's anything earthling about him. why do new parents always ask that question? baby is half orkan. that means he's aging backwards and he has three hearts. but he does have some human characteristics. for instance, he seems to enjoy a good story. what?! 're tiparillo lights. oh, min, i couldn't have done it without you. i couldn't have even lifted him without you. this has just all happened so fast. i really think we need to talk about this... alone! i suppose i'm not invited to dinner, either! i've got to finish my paper for the medical journal anyway. i'm gonna be the best dance critic they ever had! he's the most beautiful child you've ever seen! wait till you see the little overalls i got him. he looks just like lester maddox on steroids. yeah, he's cute, mork... in a mature sort of way. but our baby isn't

you see, exidor, i have something to explain to you. the venusians aren't coming to blow up the earth. their technology isn't prepared for space travel. their highest invention so far has been the garbage can, and the only reason they invented that was to have something to tip over. blasphemy! i had high hopes for you, mork. mindy, i didn't want you to find me here. as soon as i saw that sign, i knew you'd be here. i want you to come home with me. no, you don't. you just say that 'cause you feel sorry for me. mork, i don't feel sorry for you. i feel sorry for me. when i'm not there, you're free. you have a home of your own. it was only a home when there was somebody in it that i cared about. me? but i get in your way. you told me so. i'm sorry. i was blaming you because guys stopped asking me out. and then when one did ask me out, well... i made a real krimlok of myself. it was my fault. mork, i'm a woman, and a woman just sometimes needs to be held. brad -- you wanted him to hold you. well, not him necessarily. i really didn't get a ch

i told you -- i'm not going to the salvation army luau with exidor and his sister. that's next week. tonight, we're going out with our new best friends, kal and tracy andrews. i wish you'd check with me first. you know what happens every time we go out with another couple. we can never get close enough to them to stay friends. they brag about their kids, and we have to pass mearth off ing professor from salon. we won't have to do that stuff with these people. why, are they blind? you don't see. they're just like us. she's from chicago and he's from neptune. there's life on neptune? not after dark -- except for one little rib place in the inner city. they also serve seafood. this couple -- they are normal, right? kal doesn't have three heads or eat wood or anything? no, i don't eat wood, although mahogany does make great croutons and they never get soggy. ar ar ar ar! [ squawking ] ha ha ha! hi, i'm kal. hi, i'm embarrassed. hey, paisano! hey! hey! ? na na-na-na na na-na-na na na-na-na ? owww-whooo! the light of my life, the one i give my extra pickle to. and i would